>Sacred Sword >Shell Smash >Tough Claws for slash moves

kys

>>33111198
She THICC

>70 speed
>100/108 Atk/SpAtk
>70 speed
>Keldeo exists and was introduced in the same gen
No

>>33111212
SLOW FRAIL MIXED ATTACKER

>>33111212
>Caring about speed when you have shell smash

>>33111198
UU at best. And I'd still run Torrent. +2 ability boosted STABs would be quite deadly if it survives a priority move.

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>>33112017

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>>33112236
There's plenty of good inside a Samurott

>>33111198
Ploxxx y no pucci edit :(

>>33112236
What if I had a Luvdisc pitted against an Alakazam
Game Freak should stop defending shitmons and make more good Pokémon

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>>33112289
No

>>33112309
You're that same cunt from the Jirachi thread, aren't you? So you purposely start these thinly veiled porn threads?

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>>33112287

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>>33112287
>He thinks Luvdisc can't win against Alakazam

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>>33112287
>>33112289

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>>33112287

Pokémon are not tools of war...

>>33112309
Why is Jirachi so hot?

>>33111993
>implying it would get the chance to set up like cloyster
UU at best. RU most likely.

>>33112325
He's not because I'm the one that made that thread.

>>33111211
>she

>>33111220
Wait
>95 HP
>85 Defense
>70 sp. Defense
>water type
>frail

Neck yourself.

>>33111198
Can you shave off the stupid mustache off of "her"?

>>33112823

It.

>>33112553
Because of the Human imagination.
We can imagine Jirachi sexual arousing.

>>33113057
OP's pick is clearly a dude.

>>33112553
tfw into shortstacks and xenophilia, and that Jirachi happens to hit both

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>mfw this thread
What the hell is wrong with you guys? How do you even play these games with a pervy imagination?

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Somebody say THICC

>>33113122
I can play them no problem. I keep the imagination restricted to Amie/Refresh where it does no harm at all.

>>33112287
Dude alakazam dies to a fucking paper cut. A spec luvdisc could probably 1 shot it.

buff Smart Strike so it can harness the power that is brought by a fine edge of cold steel

>>33111198
No. He's Uber now

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>>33113194
Not without some stat change

>>33112289
Extreme autism.

>>33114746
252+ Atk Choice Band Luvdisc Waterfall vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Alakazam in Rain: 268-316 (106.7 - 125.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO