/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33095267
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

holy shit this is still going?
how much of your life have you wasted with this?

>>33095293
Heck off student-kun.

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>>33095271
Osha: Alright, I'm all for moving on and forgetting what just happened back there. Any idea where we are now?

>*Click*

Jirachi: If I had to guess, I'd say roughly halfway up the mountain?

>*BLAM*

Osha: Hm. Was kinda hoping it'd be more.

>*Click*

Celebi: Don't forget, this mountain is a lot bigger now than it is in the present

>*BLAM*

Osha: Alright, well... let's keep going then.

>*Click*

Osha: Fuck's sake...

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>>33095339
Osha: Spiritomb, would you PLEASE stop trying to kill yourself. You're already dead, it's not going to work.

Spiritomb: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THEN?

>What would you like to do? 2, 6, 9 next

>>33095351
Help spiritomb kill himself, its what friends are for

>>33095395
what a nice friend, re

>>33095351
Ask Spiritomb where he got the gun, and if we could get one for ourselves.

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>>33095402
>>33095395
>You slide your bestie Spiritomb a blast seed and give him a wink

Spiritomb: Oh go cut yourself into bacon you larping freak.

Osha: You could help us out, you know?

Spiritomb: Otter, I have my tolerance for idiots with stupid ideas and we passed that a LONG time ago. Now you're just making a fool of yourself.

>1, 5, 7 next

>>33095482
Scream "Top Kek!" to warn your team mates.

Call spiritomb out on his bullshit

>>33095482
wink, but with both eyes

>>33095504
Re, but also put the blast seed away. It would be bad to leave it lying out in the open.

>>33095534
re

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>>33095535
>>33095504
Osha: Hm! Ron's right, it is Tapu Koko over there!

Shaymin: Oh man, that's a face I wasn't looking forward to seeing again so soon.

Jirachi: You guys know Tapu Koko?? He's supposed to be super cool.

Osha: Well... he's not. He attacked my village and killed our mayor. Probably... Maybe.

Celebi: Hang on, hang on. Don't forget you're all in the past right now. The encounter you're describing hasn't happened yet for him. However you want to proceed, do keep that in mind.

>4, 6, 0

>>33095618
Say "Hey good-looking. Come here often?" and see how he reacts.

>>33095618
tell Spiritomb that you hate Koko so that Spiritomb becomes a Koko fanboy

>>33095618
Try to use burasto ban and vomit on him

>>33095618
He's got his back turned. Let's take a moment to brace ourselves in case he's hostile, then get his attention (by saying >>33095638).

>>33095657
Reroll.

>>33095657
rollre

>>33095657
re

>>33095618
Fucking CAPTCHAS HAAA
I can already tell this floor will be no more soon...
"Hi Koko,do you mind if I we climb that ladder?"

>>33095657
Re

>>33095697
reroll

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>>33095706
>>33095697
Tapu Koko: Oh! You guys took me by surprise. If you want to go along, be my guest. I was thinking of doing some remodeling in this room anyway so it'd be good to have the area clear.

Osha: Remodeling, huh?

Tapu Koko: Yeah, I found this thing while dicking around and thought it looked cool. Thought I'd just make a neat, iunno, shrine for it or something.

Celebi: *cough*

Osha: You don't... feel like attacking us or anything, then?

Tapu Koko: Only if you want me to. Could always go for a nice fight. But anyway, the only thing is that there's all these fossils in the walls here. Kinda feel like it'd be a shame to just cave in the walls and have them all be lost.

Shaymin: So just pull em out then?

Tapu Koko: The walls are pretty fragile. I think if I take one, the rest would be lost. I can't decide which to take. Or heck, what I'd even do with one. You guys want one? I'm sure you could find a museum or a collector to buy it off of you for a bunch of money, if nothing else.

>2, 5, 6 next

>>33095820
Fight him

>>33095820
ask why he's being so nice as to offer one

>>33095820
Take THE HELIX. PRAISE IT!

>>33095820
kiss spiritomb

>>33095820
Break all the fossils and slap tapu koko with piggy dick

>>33095837
This

>>33095820
Take the root fossil.

>>33095830
re

>>33095836
reroll

>>33095848
Reroll

>>33095836
re

>>33095820

Eat the fossils

>>33095836
rereroll

>>33095836
reee

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>>33095852
>>33095830
Tapu Koko: Don't take one if you don't want it. Figured, 'hey, these guys are here, fossils are cool. Maybe they'd want one.' But whatevs. Oh, watch out there. Lot of steam vents been popping up around here lately.

>3, 6,8

>>33095905
Come on, Root Fossil.

>>33095905
thank Koko for the fossil, give it to Spiritomb

>>33095905
Stick your dick in one of the vents

>>33095910
Rerolling

>>33095915
re

>>33095905
TAKE THE HELIX

>>33095915
re but make the fossil Helix.
We shall purify Spiritomb from within!

>>33095910
Re

>>33095917
re

>>33095941
reroll

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>>33095946
>>33095910
>Unfortunately it doesn't look like there are any root fossils here

blame takaratomy

>>33095955
>>33095917
>This is surprisingly unproductive.

>>33095944
>>33095915
>You have Osha pry the Helix fossil from the wall.

Tapu Koko: Neat. I'mma take this jaw fossil then.

>The wall collapses around the room and buries the remaining fossils

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>>33096073
Spiritomb: Wha... you're giving this... to me?

>>33096073
>Unfortunately it doesn't look like there are any root fossils here
Fuck. I didn't even check. I just went for my favorite. I should have went with Plume.

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>>33096079
Spiritomb: Well it's no Pidove, but hey, not bad.

Osha: Wait, how do you eat anything anyway if you're a ghost.

Spiritomb: Well-

Tapu Koko: Hey, listen, sorry to move you along, but I'd like to get to work now and I can't do it while you guys are in the room I'm trying to work on so uh-

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>>33096115
Tapu Koko: Ah nuts. Hey, you guys were going to go up there anyway, weren't you? Hate to ask, but would you mind grabbing that thing for me and bringing it back down here?

>0, 5, 9

>>33096124
Now that you've gotten Spiritomb to accept you warm the cockles of his heart with your cock

>>33096142
reroll

>>33096124
Ask Koko what thing. Then grab Osha's ass with 1 hand and a thumbs up with the other

>>33096161
re

>>33096124
Tell it that you will as long as it promises to never go crazy and destroy any villages/kill any mayors.

>>33096142
>inb4 CHOMP

>>33096142
>>33096161
Do both of these.

>>33096124
Yeah sure,lets get moving.
>>33096161
The thing for the shrine or something, pay attention.

>>33096161
re

>>33096181
roll

>>33096181
roll

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>>33096189
>>33096181
>>33096142
>>33096161
>It ended poorly
>Maybe it'd be best to move along then

>>33096257
Agree,go find the thing please.

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>>33096257
>Wow, it's pretty steamy up here. You can barely see a thing!

Osha: Ugh, this humidity is awful

Shaymin: Oh? I kinda like it. It's like a rainforest in here.

>2, 6, 7 next

>>33096301
wink at oshawott and tell him the air isn't the only steamy thing here ;)

>>33096317
Do this

>>33096301
Well,get moving and find the thing.

>>33096317
This, but also hold his hand

>>33096317
>>33096335
these

>>33096335
Way too lewd, OP would never allow it

>>33096335
you sick fuck

>>33096335
This, and make it uncensored, please.

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>>33096317
Osha: Uh... okay? That's just making more steam then?

>4, 7, 8 next

>>33096456
Charge through the steam

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>>33096335
Well... just keep it under your hats. This is a blue board after all

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>>33096475

>>33096475
FUCK CHOKING ON STEAM

>>33096475
>no slap
it's habbening

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>>33096475

>>33096456
Maybe with the flying armor we could blow the steam away

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hey guys, i haven't been here in a while and i was going to ask what's going on-

>>33096475

O-oh... oh my!

>>33096456
Any of the other four tell Tepig to fuck off.

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>>33096528
>You get Jirachi to use the flying armor to create a small gust of wind and blow back the steam. Hm... you can just make out some figures in the steam...

>2, 5, 9 next

>>33096582
Spiritomb is doing some spooky shit, being visible behind the steam. Go towards top figure

>>33096582
cum on them

>>33096582
Hand holding orgy with the steam figures

>>33096595
and the otter

>>33096592
This, but keep using the armor so that we can see better.

>>33096582
Magnitude them!

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>>33096595
>>33096599

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>>33096622
Jirachi: Whoa, watch it there with the ground moves there.

???: OW!
>The figure at the top cries out.
???: What's the big idea attacking me?

>4, 6, 7 next

>>33096752
>that massive wait and we didn't even get to blow our load
rerolling >>33096595 and >>33096599

>>33096769
re

>>33096752
>>33096769
re

>>33096752
Fervently apologize and beg for forgiveness.

>>33096752
Say "Oh shit! I didn't know you were there! It's hard to see. Who are you?"
Then approach carefully. Don't let your guard down. Maybe get Osha to emit friendly aura to better our disposition.

>>33096787
re

>>33096776
roll

>>33096787
Also blame Nibbles.

>>33096814
fuck you

>>33096787
re

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>>33096787
???: *Sigh* Just a pokemon down on his luck and left behind by his only friend. Look, I'm not in the mood to talk, don't even know why I told you that. Just go back where you came from.

Osha: Uh, yeah, sorry for being a bother, but we're looking for either a way up the mountain or a big sigil looking thing somewhere, if you've seen-

???: Arceusdamn, if you don't shut up I'm going to make you.

>3, 6, 0 next

>>33096898
Ask him if he wants to talk about his problems. But first cum on Oshawott

>>33096898
ask them for sex

>>33096898
Magnitude it again to make it talk.

>>33096898
Use your fishing rod to hook the shady being and force it out into the open.

>>33096898
Reply: Arceusdamn. Get out of the way!
then attack with fiery impudence.

>>33096898
"We'll leave you alone and continue finding a way up. We might be able to help you if you change your mind." Continue navigating the steam.

>>33096916
roll

>>33096916
reroll, but only the first part

>>33096916
reroll, but only the last part

>>33096933
re

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>>33096933
>>33096944
>>33096916
>"Do you want to talk about it?"

???: NO!

>"Are you sure?"

???: YES, GO. AWAY.

>"Alright, well We'll leave you alone and continue finding a way up. We might be able to help you if you change your mind"

???: I SAID

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>>33097006
Volcanion: SHUT UP

>>33097021
what a cutie

>>33097021
>0, 4, 7 next

>>33097039
Caress volcanion

>>33097039
Looks like someone could use a hug. Hug him.

>>33097039
Stop talking and retreat. Wait a little and try to come back and avoid him with a more stealthy approach. We don't want a legendary fucking our shit up.

>>33097054
re

>>33097039
Say sorry, help Shaymin up, and run towards the center figure.

>>33097056
re

>>33097039
Rockium Z!

>>33097082
reroll

>>33097039
Have Shaymin leech Seed that boiler.

>>33097021
Ask him if he wants to be our adoptive child
OSHA is water type and we are fire, that makes sense, right?

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>>33097077
>>33097056
Volcanion: Where do you think you're going? You want to talk about it lets talk then. She left me after I lost a fight. She probably thought I was too weak!

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>>33097143
Volcanion: Well I'LL SHOW HER WHO'S WEAK

>2, 4, 6 next

>>33097153
Offer yourself to volcanion in her place

>>33097153
say her name

>>33097153
Head for the ladder.

>>33097153
Use the Rock Z move now!

>>33097181
re, but prioritize Shaymin's safety. If you can't flee, use >>33097183.

Whenever this battle is over, say the line [spoiler"What we've got here is failure to communicate."[/spoiler]

>>33097153
Let Volcanion win so he stops being an angsty bitch.

>>33097183
reroll, stop it with the diplomancy guys, please.

Do >>33097181 for Shaymin, then do >>33097198, but don't let yourself take too much hurt, fight back a little, and make your "defeat" convincing.

>>33097183
reroll

>>33097183
re

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>>33097174
Volcanion: Her name? What does it matter to a bunch of nobodies like you lot?? She was way stronger than any of you. If only she could control her Explosions...

>2, 6, 4

>>33097266
Electrode or... Magearna?

>>33097174
Anon...do you really need this information?

>>33097266
i meant say jenny

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>>33097266
You have good taste.

>>33097266
Challenge him and do >>33097204

>>33097278
We are in the past anon,Magearna isn't called Jenny yet.
Speaking of which,Volcanion and Magearna shared movie, maybe he actually is talking about her...

>>33097328
>>33097287
woops,wrong anon

>>33097266
Ask if he's talking about Magearna

no gets yet, I think

>>33097353
re

>>33097309
re

>>33097266
Ask him if it is magearna
If he says yes, tell him he already got ducked by sparkles, when he attacks us, surrender immediately and run away so he stops bitching about being weak

>>33097353
re

>>33097309
Do it

>>33097372
This won't end well.

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>>33097372
Volcanion: Wait... how do you...

Shaymin: What, is it actually her? REALLY?

Volcanion: She was always exploding and breaking things and causing trouble. We became friends because I could Protect myself from her power.

Osha: For some reason, something about that doesn't seem right... but I don't know what.

Volcanion: So you guys know where she is then?

Osha: Yeah, she lives with us in Risel-

Celebi: *COUGH*

Osha: Erm, at any rate, she's not mad at you... I think. She doesn't seem mad. She doesn't actually talk so I guess I'm not really sure, but yeah... you know what, why don't you give her a bit of space for a while, and you can work on getting stronger. Like... a few year-

Celebi: *coughcough*

Osha: You know what, we'll come find you. It... it might be a while though.

Volcanion: Eh, where am I gonna go? If she's okay, I'm happy.

Osha: So... if you're feeling a bit more open, you didn't actually happen to see a sigil thing blow through here, did you?

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>>33097457
Volcanion: Yeah something did blast through here a little while ago. It was going too fast for me to see, but I'm sure at that speed it must be up at the summit. Here, follow this path and you'll get to the summit in no time.

Osha: Great! Thanks Volcanion!

TO BE CONTINUED

>>33097479
Dammit, we didn't found the thing.
Thanks for the threads as always OP!

>>33097479
Goodnight OP, thanks for the thread
where do you even get those OP pics from?

>>33097479
Thanks for the thread!
But we never did examine those other shadows in the steam... hopefully they weren't anything important.

>>33097521
I dont know how but we always find the "boss" first and miss the items

>>33097520
screencap anon draws them. He's the super coolest guy

>>33097521
They were just rocks

>>33097479
We need more bosses that we can talk our way out of. Thanks for the run, OP!