You're laddering one day and this nigga puts a substitute

>>33061940
become his bitch

>>33061941
>his

>>33061940
*unsheathes tapu thundercock*

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>>33061940
>burns

>>33061956
>>33061962
Welcome to UU. Now bend over

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>>33062026
I think you'll be the one bending over here pal

>>33062046
Id gladly bend over for you Conkeldaddy

>>33062046
>sub protects stall your burn
How will Conk fags ever recover?
Pro Tip: They won't.

>>33062197
>How will Conk fags ever recover?
Drain Punch

>>33062197
>burning a mon with Guts and Drain Punch
Are all Suicunefags this retarded? Concrete bro fucks up that shitty dog

>>33062222
>>33062254
>8 slow drain punches vs 32 sub/protects
>implying a sweaty peasant can even touch suicune
Are all Conkfags this retarded? Best dog fucks up that shitty blue collar worker

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Burn?? lol what's that's? XD
>Mirror Coats your bitch ass

>>33062302
Seeing at this Suicune has both Protect and Substitute, it'd be safe to assume it doesn't have Rest, and thus the only form of recovery would be leftovers, so all Conkeldurr would have to do is unzip some mach punches to chip away at Suicune's health while it kills itself with substitutes. Your move.

>>33062302
>8 slow drain punches
Did you forget that those drain punches would heal when they hit the sub and that burn now deals 6.25% damage?

>>33062302
>using Sub/Protect on a Suicune
Suicunefags are THIS retarded. Can't even heal on the mon that perfected Crocune

>>33062351
>not using new best set Vincune
Shiggy diggy

>>33062329
>252+ Atk Guts Conkeldurr Mach Punch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Suicune: 102-120 (25.2 - 29.7%) -- 0% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery
In that case, Suicune could get a free Scald every turn after a Sub, and then still be able to Protect when the sub dies. Meanwhile...
>0 SpA Suicune Scald vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Conkeldurr: 111-132 (26.8 - 31.8%) -- 50.5% chance to 3HKO after burn damage
Standard Sub/Protect Suicune outsustains. Close, but no cigar.

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*sets up in your face*

>>33062363
Where's the free scald? literally all of Conk's moves would break the sub and you run the risk of eating a Drain Punch or Knock Off (whoops there goes your only form of recovery) on the scald. It's not just going to be mindless Mach Punch Spam here.

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>>33062370
DELET THIS

>>33062363
Retard. Do you even know how subs work? Conk is breaking a sub every turn, no matter what it's using. There's no chance of getting a free scald. Then Drain Punch wrecks your shit and Conk heals off whatever damage you've inflicted

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Unzips U-Turn

>>33062379
>>33062394
This is assuming Conk is using Mach punch whenever it breaks a Sub like >>33062329 said. If he hits Suicune before the sub goes up, then next turn Suicune is behind a sub and can do whatever it wants.

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What? Am I on fire? Shit...

>Unzips Leaf Storm
>252 SpA Sceptile-Mega Leaf Storm vs. 248 HP / 0 SpD Suicune: 408-482 (101.2 - 119.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Fuck I'm still on fire... at least that dog is dead.

>>33062453
I got it so wrong that it's physically painful.
>Mega Sceptile outspeeds
>Leaf Storm
>What scald/sub?

>>33062351
>Sub+Protect is literally the best Suicune set

Why are Conkfags so retarded?

I feel like half the people ITT don't get why Suicune uses Substitute.

>>33061940
Close showdown and realise that my points mean nothing in the context of real competitive battling.

>>33064481
It's /vp/, the place that thinks Lando-T being banned from OU would make it a perfect meta and that everything they don't use is cancer, what are you expecting?

Never ran into people using Suicune so I'll just spam Bullet Seed

>>33061940
360 degree turn and walk away

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>>33061940
>substitute Suicune
i'd laugh my fucking face at it

Suicune with Aqua Ring and Substitute is godlike.

>>33064726
http://www.smogon.com/dex/sm/pokemon/suicune/
>Literally first set

>>33061941
More like SHE's the bitch

>>33061940
*unzips water absorb*

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*taunts you*