>https://randompokemon.com >set pokemon to 1 >gener

>>33054627
>finnion
Nope. Literally the Pokémon i care the least about.

>>33054627
>Guzzlord
DEVOUR OUR ENTIRE GOVERNMENT, SMALL AND BIG SO POLITICS WILL STOP GREAT FAT VOID

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>>33054627
my dick is satisfied

>>33054627
>Larvesta

Eh, it'll be cool when it evolves in 50 years.

>Cherubi
At least it's cute. It'd probably make for a nice pet, I suppose.

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I have a pet air raid siren. At least it's Docile, that means it won't make me and my neighbors deaf within a couple weeks. To be completely honest, seems kind of cool, especially being able to evolve it, potentially. I'd move to the countryside and live pretty happy with my loud buddy and my gf.

Timid Phantump. I can deal with this. basically it is the ghost of a child. So candy and fun.

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I guess I can slurp some maple syrup with it.

I just thought of a fun idea. Pick a game, generate a team, and you have to build that team for use in-game.

>Shuppet
Mite b cool, might suck.

>Tapu Koko

I feel ok

>>33054627
>Aipom
Normal type pokemon are shit, I've never had a single normal pokemon type ever, I don't know a single person who uses them, this is the shittiest pokemon I could get
I AM DISAPPOINT

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I shall be eating cake.

>Scrafty

I'm okay with this.

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Not who I would have picked given a choice, but I'm not disappointed either.

I got a duspion, I can't even get a fucking hand job

Lll

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Feels fantastic, man. I can grow this lil punk up into a huge, badass seafaring bodyguard, or keep it small and cute. The luckiest I've every gotten in one of these threads.

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>lonely fennekin
Don't know shit about foxes, but I'd love to have a fire-breathing one. The lonely part fits perfectly too, since I often feel the need to distance myself from others, if only for a couple of hours.

I just hope it doesn't burn the house down. Would need a shitload of fire extinguishers.

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JUST

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>>33054627
What the hell man I can't fuck this

>>33054776
You can stick your weenie directly into the goo, that sounds pretty good to me, it would be kind of like having a slime girl irl.

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>>33054627
>Got my second favorite pokemon on my first try
damnitfeelsgoodtobeagangster.jpg

>>33054881
It would probably be super fun to fug

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>Groudon

I guess I start up Team Magma, who wants to join?

>>33054627
>Malamar
Well, it's been fun, guys. If you need me, I'll be in bed waiting for this diabolical squid to kill me in my sleep.

>>33054627
>Mamoswine
Holy hell,feeding such a big thing is gonna be a pain
It should be a great bodyguard though

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>>33054922
>feeding such a big thing is gonna be a pain
Pain?

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>i get one of my favorite starters on the first try

This pleases me.

>>33054929
Well, yeah, like an annoyance. Food can be expensive.

>>33054829
>lonely Braixen when it evolves
I'm jealous, man.

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Seems like a pretty bro tier mon tbqh

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>>33054627
>Emolga
Eh, alright...

>>33054627
>Mega Gardevoir
I'm not a pokephile! I swear!

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i put nature on just for fun
so i guess me and buzzwole will just be chilling from 93 till infinity

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>>33054627
Fuck yeah.

Rufflet is nice I guess

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Meh cant complain

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I am pleased.

>>33055591
Whoops. Forgot this.
>Delphox

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>>33054922
sounds like he might be too large for you

>>33054929
crashing this pain

>Luvdisc
Shit, I don't have a tank, will a sink do?

>>33054929
>>33055683
Baneposting is cancer

>>33054627
I got fucking Pikachu.
I'm mad.

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Last time I did a randpoke thing was to find our shouldermon. I got new.

For this particular one I am really happy too. I love clampers. Me and him will be comfy and relaxed. He can fuck shit up with a deep sea tooth too. Awesome.

>>33055739
But anon, you have a perfectly usable toilet bowl.

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+ I have a private dumpster that will never complain.

- said dumpster is incredibly dangerous and if anything valuable goes in that mouth there's no retrieving it, be it a pet, a game, some money, my arm, etc

+ My favorite type, and a mon that's not too common

- I bet it smells foul

+ I still have a battle monster ready and willing to follow my commands, and it's still probably pretty strong in the real world even if it's weak in-game

- I would be afraid for my girlfriend's life, as this thing is bigger than she is

A mixed bag

I would probably take the offer, though.

Oh boy, Vanillite.

If its like Ice Cream I can eat forever then I guess I'm okay.

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>>33054627
I swear I didn't reroll, OP.

And alright I guess.

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I like birds and Honchkrow is pretty based so this works out pretty well.

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I'm very happy. I have somebody I can be a NEET with.

>>33054776
>duspion
???

>>33056643
Don't go doing anything reckless, anon...

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>!

>>33056761
Yes. It could accidentally tear your dick off while you're screwing it because of how strong it is.

>>33056768
Only if it likes to thrash about

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>my girlfriend but smaller
this is ok
gf's still cuter, though

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>>33057014
>ywn have a qt artist gf
Anon, you lucky bastard

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Nice

>>33054664
>*snip snip

Lairon
Excellent ridemon

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>sets up hail and aurora veil
>spams blizz
>still cute
pretty satisfied desu

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>>33057116
Huh, what a coincidence I almost got the same

I got a floette (yellow flower)
I'll lovingly raise it with care and affection then engage in acts of taboo debauchery when it evolves

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>>33057146
>naughty

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I don't live by the sea or have enough money for a huge ass tank. Where do I store this thing?

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>>33054627
But, I hate bugs. Can't I reroll?

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>>33054627
AWWW SHIET!

>>33057432
Vulpix Anon here. You got a nice roll too!

>>33057431
Nope.

>>33057436
Well, fuck. I guess I'm stuck with creepy big lady. Actually, I don't know anything about Pheromosa.

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+ It's a damn vulture, how cool is that? Also, bones
- A diaper pokemon sounds silly
+ It can learn Fly
- According to the dex "Its wings are too tiny to allow it to fly" so idk how that would work
+ Mandibuzz is rad and one of my fav pokemons also a possible pokewaifu I guess
- Evolves at level 54

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This is ok

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Huh... Why not?