Why all the new starters are so humanoid? It won't be a

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>>33017152
>this becomes real and that grass starter can never be posted on /vp/

>>33017152
That would be pretty weird haha.
Can you describe it in more detail just so I can laugh more hhaha

>>33017152

Owls are already humanoid to begin with, and Primarina is literally just a seal with hair.

>>33017152
this gen only incineroar could be called humanoid, the other 2 are still pretty much animals.
also humanoid starters have been a thing since gen 3, with blazikeen and to a lower degree sceptile, there are always been a starter that could be described as humanoid shaped in every gen since.

>>33017183
>Owls are already humanoid to begin with
Have you seen a real owl? e621 OCs doesn't count.

>>33017200
Owls have pretty long legs actually

>>33017196
But Blaziken is the only starter that you can call humanoid. Now they all look like a guy/girl in a fursuit.

>inb4 typhlosion
Explain me how? Because I don't see it.

>>33017196
Owls don't have arms or fingers. An animalistic owl would be Noctowl.

>>33017215
So?

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>>33017183
Sea lions aren't thin and also have ears.
Try again.

>>33017225
Decidueye don't have fingers either.

>>33017219
Even though it's a quadruped, it's almost always portrayed in official media on two legs.
and it's basically a sergal

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>>33017227

>>33017219
>Infernape is literally in the Human-like egg group
>Not humanoid

>>33017241
>Even though it's a quadruped, it's almost always portrayed in official media on two legs.
So?????????????????????

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>>33017240

>>33017252
He's pretty weird. That's all.

>>33017248
It's a fucking monkey.

>>33017244
Yes, and what about that?

>>33017257
These are feathers, not fingers.

>>33017257
these aren´t fingers honey

>>33017260
>He
Please stop this meme.

>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/it

>>33017276
Back to tumblr for you

>>33017268
>>33017271
They are feather fingers, something you don't see on real life owls as far as I'm aware. They are a thing in fictional humanoid feathered creatures such as Decidueye.

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>>33017219
>But Blaziken is the only starter that you can call humanoid. Now they all look like a guy/girl in a fursuit.
don't lie to yourself, if blaziken came this gen you would too call it just a dude in a fursuit.
and i don't know what the hell you're talking about typhlosion, but now that i think about it, feraligart does look humanoid

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>>33017268
>>33017271
Articulated feathers = fingers

>>33017298
Articulated feathers are feathers, not fingers. Learn your facts.

>>33017230
>That feel when I wanted right, but you get Primarina instead

Guess I'll have to settle with Walrein even though Walrein's a walrus.

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>>33017264
>Yes, and what about that?
nothing anon, nothing

>>33017306
No? They are feather fingers.

>>33017287
Retard.

>>33017293
>don't lie to yourself, if blaziken came this gen you would too call it just a dude in a fursuit.
I literally said that.
>i don't know what the hell you're talking about typhlosion
There are people who say that typhlosion is a guy in a fursuit.
>feraligart does look humanoid
It's just a bipedal alligator.

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>>33017268
>>33017271
If they aren't fingers, then how can they pull the hoodie's string and hold things? Feathers don't work like that. Also, they're too thick to be feathers.
Pic related, an humanoid bird. This is basically Decidueye as a duck.

>>33017332
Sounds like that your skull is too thick to contain a working brain.

They might look like fingers, but they're not fingers because they're feathers, not fingers. Feathers that can draw and pull strings. They're not fingers.

>>33017323
>"O-oh shit, I called him a retard! T-that'll teach him to respect others' p-pronouns!"
Wew lad

>>33017332
fingers are the extension of the hand
decidueye doesn´t have a hand, just three feathers coming out of the wings

>>33017353
Retard.

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>>33017323
>There are people who say that typhlosion is a guy in a fursuit.
that's the first time i hear that.

>It's just a bipedal alligator.
Yeah, but the weird human like arms with thumbs included look weird

>>33017316
what the fuck is wrong with pic related's eyes

>>33017347
A bird can't bend its feathers like that, though. Feathers are just like hair.

>>33017347
>>33017361
>articulated feathers

im done with this board

>>33017382
>he can't bend his hair through sheer willpower
Amateur.

>>33017366
Yeah, it looks weird but definitely not humanoid.

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>>33017371
reflection and bad camera angle

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>>33017390
don´t come back

It's been a long time since I saw faggots try to defend Decidueye's popsicle fingers.

They're fingers, if they weren't they wouldn't be articulated or end in fingernail colors. Throw in having glasses and a hoodie and way too thick legs for an owl, it's a human in a birdsuit.

Get over it. Decidueye feels more humanoid than Incineroar does at that rate.

>>33017394
the guys who are saying that decidueye is a humanoid design for having fingers like feather would probably think otherwise, heh

>>33017420
Owl doesn't have fingers, alligators does.

>>33017371
Nothing it's just blinking. Birds have three eyelids, like crocodiles.

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>>33017183
>Owls are already humanoid to begin with
Warning: cursed image

Why do Owlcucks legitimately get so snide over their birdsuit starter having fingers? Asking for a friend.

>>33017152
Humainod starters
Blazekein
Emboar
Chesnaught
Delphox
Greninja
Decidueye
Incineroar

Sort of
Ferilgatar-just a gator standing up
Infernape- monkey so it's a little given
Primarina- just hair and jewelry

>>33017457
Yeah, pretty much

>it has fingers therefore it's a human.
Guess empoleon is a fursuit too

>>33017457
how is a mermaid no humanoid?

>>33017476
It looks like a human.

>100% Humanoid
Delphox
Chesnaught
Primarina
Incineroar
Blaziken
>75% Humanoid
Emboar
Infernape
Sceptile
>50% Humanoid
Feraligatr
Typhlosion
Swampert
Empoleon
>25% Humanoid
Decidueye
Greninja
Samurott
>0% Humanoid
Everything else

>>33017481
>>33017476
I mean, I spooked out that decidueye have fingers for >>33017240 but the design itself looks like a guy in a fursuit.

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>>33017436
Because starterfags tend to care too much about a fictional monster in a child's game's design.

>>33017152
I don't know if humanoid is the right word for Decidueye and Primarina because they don't really have a truly human-like body shape (Incineroar definitely is humanoid, though).
I think anthropomorphic would be a more accurate word to use.

>>33017520
>Owls are humanoid enough already
>seal with hair makes a perfect mermaid mon
>Top tier Tiger mask reference

why are we fighting again?

>>33017497
correct answer

>>33017497
move Primarina to 50% humanoid and it's perfect

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>>33017497
>Sceptile
I'd put it to 50. Its just an upright gecko at best.

>>33017480
because mermaids are suppose to be half fish half human, it stop being a mermaid if the other end is still an animal, then it's just a nature's mistake.

>>33017497
This is a good rule of thumb.
The more humanoid a starter is, the more objectively shit it is.

>>33017545
>>33017532
>>33017503
Please stop using that name if you aren't OP.

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>>33017553
what makes you think that humanoid = shit anon?

>>33017563
I am stupid sorry...

Why are people complaining about the Alola starters but not Typhlosion? It's literally a yellow human.

>>33017553
People here are retarded enough to believe something like this, actually

>>33017532
because we're shitty people with shitty opinions that like to make them pass as facts

>>33017366
See>>33017584

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>>33017584
it looks humanoid indeed, but it doesn't really have any human feats beside being bipedal

>>33017584
You need to go out and see some people

>>33017597
>it looks humanoid but it doesn't
Ayy

>>33017597
bipedal+long arms=humanoid

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>>33017597
here, i made this for you guys

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>>33017630

>>33017630
This pic explains better than i do

>>33017241
I have no idea what a sergal is, but whatever it is, it's not Typhlosion. It's primarily based on an echidna and a badger.

Typhlosion specifically being primarily badger like is actually part of the pun most people miss out on when they dismiss it as possibly being based on the rat in the Chinese zodiac... Another name for them is the ratel or raat.

>>33017630
I can't fucking believe they finally made a meerkat starter then ruined it with its shitty humanoid evolutions

>>33017630
>It just stands up

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>>33017429