>http://www.smogon.com/forums/threa ds/ubers-player-of-th

>>33005943
SENATORS OF THE SMOGON COUNCIL

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>>33005943
All adult pokemon fans are autistic.

Why did it take you som uch time to realize ?

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>>33005943
you're talking about a group of people who come up with a bunch of rules to govern an underground fighting league for a game made for five year old

>>33005943
I just realized how stupid Lance's outfit looks.

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>>33005955

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>>33005943
I don't call em Smogautists for nothing,

>>33005985
>a game made for five year olds
If only you knew how bad things really are

I like playing smogon but holy shit this is some next level of circlejerk

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>>33005985
>made for five year olds
my sweet summer child, if only you knew the truth

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>>33005943
>>33005955
How does one become part of the senate? It sounds like it would be a comfy job and good use of unused autism superpowers desoup senpoop

>>33006197
Anon, you know who GF has in mind when they make these games, the fandom's autists have nothing to say on this matter

>>33006202
idk probably suck dick.
pledge an oath to stay faithful to the stall agenda?
suck dick?

idk.

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>>33006213
children haven't been the target audience for years

>>33006019
A shit lord?

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>>33006226
man-children are still children.

>>33006226
Waifufags exist in there own bubble and will always be the minority wether you like it or not. And before anyone ways "what about Gen 7?", no one said the staff can't put there own preferences in there designs and let them pass as "child friendly", it's always the subtlety ;)

>>33006242
This

"trascendent god champion" lmao

the evolved form of hyper autism

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>/vp/ judging other pokemon players for being autists
K E K

>>33006202

Do well in their SPLs
Beg for the job
Try not to fuck any kids

>tfw you will never be able to consider yourself anything but trash
I actually admire that guy in a way.

>>33005943
>fat magsyy said: ↑
Do you ever sit down at the end of the day and marvel at how you are the best at pokemon?
Yes. One of the reasons why I save so many replays of my own Pokémon battles is simply because I love going back to watch them, especially to the sound of some epic music. Also, every now and then, I like to gaze upon this picture I created myself on MS Paint (with the help of PIXL EDITOR and this tool sheet), which, in my eyes, is a symbol of my Pokémon Mastery:

Sad! KEK

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>>33007453
If that's not the sign of a hyper ego, then I don't know what it is.

>I don't like having a boss and entertaining the thought of anyone being "above" me

>I am unemployed and live with my parents

Interesting to see what he will he do when the gravy train ends

http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/purity-before-existence-is-out.3593297/

cringe

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>>33007453
>Double battle before each member of Elite 4
Couldn't he just give them good teams or something else that doesn't kill the flow of game finale?

>>33007389
This. I sorta wish I was the kind of oblivious narcissist completely lacking in self-awareness who could write seventeen thousand (17,000) words about how great he is while simultaneously being a doleybum basementdweller

>>33005943
Is this cringekino?

>>33005968
I am even older than him.
Got a university degree, dont work and play pokemon and do drugs, fite me.

>>33007651
yeah boi take a look

>fat Natalie. said: ↑
What is your greatest achievement, both in Pokemon and in Life in general?

>I would say that my greatest achievement in Pokémon was, of course, becoming the Greatest Pokémon Master, while my greatest achievement in life in general is being a fully morally-good person. As far as my achievements in life in general are concerned though, writing Purity Before Existence also deserves an honorable mention.

>>33007349
I mean what the fuck. How can anyone treat a guy with this nickname seriously?

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>>33008693
If you don't take him serious, he'll meticulously beat the ever-living shit out of you in a pokemon match using a transcendent variety of divine autism believed to have been sealed away over a millenia by the ancient pharaohs. Be afraid anon. Be very afraid.

>I created not only the single best XY Ubers team ever, but also the single best, most consistently successful and most hax-resilient team in any Übers metagame
I wish I could be this humble

>>33005943
>pokemon fans are autistic
more news at 12

>I do legimitately believe that I am, in fact, the Ultimate Champion - the undeniably, unequivocally, indisputably, irrefutably, absolutely Greatest Pokémon Master to have ever walked this Earth.
There's pasta material here

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>This is partially because I have realized since a long time ago that in this world, every man is ultimately for himself, and the "positive connections" that people have with one another are mostly just people using each other for their own benefits anyway, meaning that being too attached to any person or group is never a good idea
>I drank Ayn Rands' koolaid as a teenager and never grew out of it.

This shit is the most hilarious thingnive read all month. This is pure, unadulterated autism right here.

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>Do you ever wonder if you are the person called "god" in all these religions and stories?
>If it counts, I have before considered the question of whether or not I was sent upon this world by a higher being (who may ultimately be myself, like in the case of Jesus) to complete a certain mission, such as to rid the world of evil, since to my knowledge, I am one of the very few, if not perhaps the only person who understands everything about morality. I have also considered the possibility that fate or a higher being may have chosen to put me face-to-face before various evil people I have encountered in life, as a means of influencing me into seeking some kind of power to fight against, and ultimately eliminate evil.
This entire interview is just an elaborate ruse, right? This can't possibily be unironic

A new chris chan has been discovered

>Lance you seem to now be one of the most influential people I have ever seen in my life and you are amazing.
Continue on your ways of Pokémon Mastery as for one day, I myself may thrive to seek that path on greater heights than what I'm going for now.

>>33007359
t. transcendent god champion

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Uh, "Transcendant God Champion" is his username?

>>33007690
exactly