Congradulations /vp/, you've been given an exclusive meeting with John Gamefreak and can ask him to change three things in the game, what will they be?
Every Pokemon has a 50/50 gender ratio.
More evenly distributed shilling.
Shiny Garchomp.
>>32961985
Permanently retcon Chespin line out of the franchise.
Permanently retcon Fennekin line out of the franchise.
Permanently retcon LItten line out of the franchise.
The only important changes.
More traditional Pokémon designs
Buff/nerf some types
Make ash not a fucking loser
>>32961985
1. Add a Battle Bond form for every starter, Pikachu and every eeveelution.
2. Add more Alolan forms from pokemon of every generation, not just gens 1 to 6
3. Change Torracat's evolution.
Give Delphox a mage/witch hat.
Also add the following moves to her movepool:
-Moonblast, Aura Sphere, Ice Beam, Thunderbolt, Freeze-Dry, Energy Ball, Dark Pulse, Dragon Pulse, Flash Cannon, Earth Power, Power Gem, Vacuum Wave. Hidden ability change to Protean or Fur Coat.
Also nerf Shitnaught to oblivion, make it inferior to Incineshit even.
>>32961985
Remove Pikachu
Sound and music loudness customization
More than 1 save file
my favorite Pokemon gets THAT move as a level up move, my favorite Pokemon gets a minmaxed as fuck Mega, and my favorite Pokemon gets a natural BST boost anyways
>Remove I.Vs
>Outright stat rebalancing to fix shitty old mons instead of token +10
>Introduce a hidden ability capsule and since they want to control releases of them, make it so it only works if you already have that mon with its HA in your PC.
>>32961985
-redistribute legendary signature moves (origin pulse blastoise, seed flare sceptile, etc.)
-meaningfully buff shitmons (wow +10 attack thanks John Gamefreak), either by BST improvements, movepool additions, ability changes, megas, or Alolan forms
-fire snake Mixcoatl starter, next gen, does not gain arms or legs. Wings are fine.
>>32961985
Turn all Pokemon into monster girls.
Add h scenes for capturing monster girls instead of Pokeballs.
add h scenes with defeated trainers.
There, Pokemon is now saved.
>>32962041
This is funny and cringe-worthy at the same time
>>32962041
Only thunderbolt, moonblast and maybe ice beam fit. Fur coat sounds good though.
>>32961985
Okay Johnny listen up
>first thing we gotta do is remove all traces of Klefki from the franchise
>next we're gonna get rid of that unsightly Ash-Greninja DeviantArt DonutSteel
>and finally, redesign Incineroar completely, throw the wrestler motif out the window and dumb it down to basically a cat version of Houndoom
And there you have it, all Pokémon are good looking now with no bad apples poisoning the well
>>32962278
t. shitnaughtfag
>>32962047
>Sound and music loudness customization
>More than 1 save file
Nice.
>>32962008
>Every Pokemon has a 50/50 gender ratio
>male Jynx
Jesus fucking Christ
>Multiple Save Files
>First Island in SM doesn't take 4 hours of tutorial
>Actual Battle Frontier instead of Battle Tower Clone #51