Pokemon have taken over the world and have decided to turn humans

Alomomola or Lapras. They would be kind and treat everything equally and they have cute dicks

>>32945906
Fuck off

>>32945906
gardevoir so i can kill it

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Stop being a degenerate with a slave-mind mentality

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Humans are pokemon so i'd pick a human.

>>32945906
all of them

>>32945982
>there was once a time we were all fish
>so basically, fish and humans are the same thing

>>32946734
>there was once a time we were all fish
*tips*
Just watch one creationist video, if you not believe that evolution is the most retarded bullshit hoax ever created you're simply dense. Time to wake up from your fever dream of blindly following science you fedora tipping Atheist.

>>32946784
I know this is bait, but what makes it bullshit?

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>>32946784
(You)

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I want to be property of the most superior pocket monster.

>>32945906
none, form a resistance against pokemon

>>32946828
First of the measurement of fossils is complete bullshit, since they are looking for traces of decaying isotopes. This isotope has a lifespan of around 100.000 years before the traces become too small to measure. So how do they estimate how old fossils are? They use the rocks around to fossils to make invalid guesses! How do they measure how old the rocks are? By guessing how old the fossils are... an endless cycle of guesses and theories. Nothing more. And all fossils that were found yet contained detectable traces of these isotopes, which implies that every living thing that ever lived on earth can't be older than 100.000 years. Now second the lack of missing links, yeah there may have been giant reptiles on earth once but we don't even know what they look like! It's all guessing! And those fish with bones? May also just be another species that got killed off by us, you can never know. Third: based on the second law of thermodynamics and increasing entropy the creation of new limps and "change" is absolutely impossible, I suggest you look for some articles and videos yourself to see the truth. If anything all organism are devolving over time. Lastly god can not be disproven whil evolution can. Based of all of this creation is true and you are a dense atheist blindy follwing scientists.

>>32947032
>Lastly god can not be disproven whil evolution can.
holy shit i lost it
have this (you), you worked hard for it man

>>32946875
>>32947045
tip your fedoras harder, faggots

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>>32946784
>>32947032
>>32947463
I hope this is bait

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>>32947032
This is bait right? I'm a Christian who believes in evolution so please fuck off. Back in sunday school they never tried to force evolution isn't real down our throats. I don't keep up with catholics but does the catholic church even try to deny it anymore?

>>32946828
Usually the argument is complex evolution (ex: development of eyes which contain rods/cones/etc and have to function together) seems impossible.

>>32947606
>Catholics
>Christian

lol

>>32947606
tip harder
>>32948222
Which it is, evolution is only possible in a closed system which the earth is not. Entropy is always decreasing. And while living things fight entropy they need energy. So life couldn't just begin by pure chance because entropy doesn't allow this. And this living things can also not "advance", only degenerate via mutations which are in 99% of all cases bad and so insignificant that they can't be called a transition into another species. Genectic material is lost not added.

>>32946784
You can believe in both evolution and religon

I like how nobody is bothering to answer OP's question.

>>32945906
Fem Sylveon

>>32948351
To keep it a little on topic: None. Pokemon are stupid animals and therefore shouldn't have the rights to own something

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Hands down Joltik.

>>32948371
A bunch of gears aren't an animal

>>32949071
They are if they eat food and lay eggs.

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>>32945969
Stop forcing this meme.

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Salazzle.

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pic very fucking related
>>32949288
>you will never be a salazzle's fart slave

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>>32949525

Good taste, although I'd call it musk slave instead.

>>32949525
Feels bad man.

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one that's cute and kind but stern

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>>32945969
>>32949254
Stop telling others what to do.