Your primarina gives you this look during sundown. How will you

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>>32883939
The Sex Offender Shuffle

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>>32883939
Give her breakfast

>I knew I had to get used to this, but Primarina really are a bunch of attention whores

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>>32883939
I used to be shunned from Barafags and Sealfags but now that this board is in peril you ask for my help?

>>32883939
throw a pokeball

>>32883939
It's dangerous to swim at night.

>>32883939
Tell him I'm not gonna cut he dick off

>her

>>32883939
bend over

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Do the same thing we do every evening at sunset

Primarina plz.
You need some sleep.

>>32883939
Wish i had better options then her for my starter.

>>32883939
>87.5% male

Male Primarina > Female Primarina

>>32885638
Try to take over the world?

>>32887499
But that's literally impossible.

>>32883939
I don't recall having a primarina because primarina are disgusting and hideous abominations who should be killed. Which reminds me.
>shoots Primarina in the head, leaving it to bleed out in the road
Now fuck off with that piece of shit.

>>32888228
edgy

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>>shoots Primarina in the head, leaving it bleeding out in the road

>>32883939
Take it home and cuddle I guess

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Wouldn't owning primarina be a bit of a high maintenance if you don't own a pool or live by a beach?

>>32888356
Well in theory it can keep itself wet.

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>>32888356
Pretty sure Sea Lions can live on land indefinitely.

>>32888378
heh... not if I have anything to say about it..! *sharpens katanarifle*

>>32888401
W-We can talk about this Decidueye...

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>>32888401
You wanna go? Mmh?

>put it back in pokeball
>wonder trade it away

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>>32888401
Oh shit Decidueye, Incineroar got your kid!
You should watch your comedic owl more!

>>32887550
enjoy your AIDS

>>32888424
See, this is why everyone on /vp/ hates barafags. They constantly bring in starter wars into threads unrelated to barashit and start fights everywhere. Disgusting.

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>>32888453
Fucken Baras! The truth is here!

>>32888451
I'm gonna enjoy my sick stat gain boosts from Pokerus.

>>32887526
> 87.5% male
> Females don't exist

>>32884189
>>32888269
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>>32888401
>>32888406
>>32888413
>>32888424
>>32888453
>>32888470
Barafags falseflagging everywhere...

>>32888539
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>going into the shower
>see this
What do

>>32888603
Catch this vile creature and give it to poachers. Such vile creatures are not gods work and must be eliminated. And if the fire cat shall enter my house aswell I will drown it.

>>32888603
leave him be

>>32888603
You have to eat all the eggs, Primarina.

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>>32888619
>that instant reply
Are you costantly updating to reply to everything as soon as possible?

>>32888652
T-there's over 2 minutes between the posts, though, anon.

>>32888652
>instant reply
>literally two minutes apart
Nice meme barafag.

>>32888659
>>32888661
>even less time now
fags

>>32888676
You are literally projecting way too hard now, barafag.

>>32888682
>40 seconds
Stop talking about Incineroar if you hate him so much

>>32888707
>him
Dumb bara!

>>32888707
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!
BARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>32888603
Sigh
How many times i have to tell you. Do not waste the hot water. I can barely feed you and get to the end of the month.
Now please get out of the bath, i need to shower and get ready to work in 20 minutes.
Who could have tell i had to take a dead end job because my trainer career went nowhere. Hell, you cant sustain yourself if you barely win any battle neither to say the pro league.
Welp, what are you waiting for. And please dont wet the carpet, this is a rented property

>>32888603
get mad at it for using the expensive shampoo again

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>mfw art that gives Primarina tits
I..I know I should hate it, but it just fits man, reminds me of little mermaid but infinity times more appealing to me because I'm a degenerate. PRIMATITTIES

>>32888603
do what any sane individual would do and join her
>>32888792
i like big tits as much as the next guy, but personally i like her with a smaller rack for some reason

>>32888603
I dunno, maybe touch the hip spike things I guess.

>>32888850
>i like her with a smaller rack for some reason
It's cool anon you're still alright for liking the best pokemon, but it does mean you're a low test beta and Primarina would dump your sissy ass for my alphaness in no time. Still bros

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>>32888850
Big tits are the only reason i ever look at Primarina over Brionne

>>32889009
...Don't make me think these things about NFEs, man.

>>32889009
big tits looks weird on prim to me

>mods deleted the muscle thread but not this one
BARAS BTFO!!

>>32889053
if I had to guess it's because bara is anthro and this is just a regular primarina, nothing overemphasized

>>32889031
What. I had no idea.
Now I'm more interested

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SEAL WIFE

*him

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*blocks your path*

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>>32889105
Shes my wife! Fuck off.

>>32888632
Why are you doing this?

>>32889123
That thing WISHES it was as gorgeous as my seal wife primarina

Club it to death because of the semi-irony that in designing Water-Type starters after weapons they have a sea lion designed after a club.

I like all three starters, with the Fire and Water being about equal, but considering it might be thinking to rape ME, I'm okay with killing it in self defense.

>>32883939

Throw at it and capture it.