>no, master, we're not going to mcdonalds >you need

>>32875096
This drawer is pure cancer

>>32875096
>healthy food
There is no healthy food. Everything we eat is either dead or dying.

"Get back into your Pokeball!"
"But Master...!"
"I SAID GET BACK INTO YOUR POKEBALL!!!"
"N-nothing, I heard on the news that trans-fats can lead to a premature death, a-and-"
"GODDAMMIT!!! JUST LET ME EAT MY LARGE CAJUN B-B-Q PIZZAS IN PEACE!!!"

>>32875116
This.

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>>32875096
>Implying that you can save Master from his NEET life

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"Master?"
"Yes?"
"I must confer upon you a subject that concerns me greatly."
"And that would be...?"
"Your diet, Master. For the past two weeks, I have observed you consuming nothing but McGriddles and orange Fanta. Surely this cannot be ideal. I have observed your cellulite reserves building, your stamina decreasing, and your skin becoming patched and discolored. To be perfectly frank, your appearance is increasingly distasteful."
"Why, Gardevoir, I'm just doing what I've always wanted to do since that faithful night we got drunk and fucked."
"Uhm, and that is...?"
"Killing myself as slowly and tastily as possible."

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>>32875203
I don't know, I think I'd stop being a NEET if I had Charizard to bully me into improving.

>>32875096
you cant speak words Charizard! Now go outside and wait for it to rain

>>32875096
Haven't been to McDonald's in literally years, but I'll be damned if my pet monster lectures me on my diet.

Bearmode is a good build, fuck off.

>>32875262
>have drunk sex with your pokemon
>then try to kill yourself
what a gay

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>KEEP RUNNING MASTER
>IF YOUR CALORIES DON'T BURN, YOU WILL

>>32875262
Why Gardevoir is always a slut?

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>>32875096
Fuck you, I won't go that way. Everyone in /fit/ is gay as fuck. You don't want me to go gay, do you?

>>32875096
Well I just fought Missingno, asshole, what the fuck am I supposed to do with these gorillion rare candies now?

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This line triggers me

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>>32876027
How is a Charizard going to help you land a job? Or to get into school? Maybe getting /fit/ but that is about it

>>32875096
>fat as fuck
>most popular pokemon in this fat-hating society
How does she do it?

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>>32876641
By grace of not being human.

>>32875203
>"Master, I think you should stop playing video games..."
>"But then you'll move! And I'll move! And you--*rubs Zard's stomach tenderly*-- know that's unacceptable."
>"Master, ah... You can't keep bullying me like this... You need a job..."
>"Who's gonna stop me? You won't, will you?" *massages his thighs*
>"Ma-master, stop... I'll stop you..."
>"Then stop me." *cups Zard's foot and brushes his fingers on the sides*
>*Zard's toes are curling now* *He's too overwhelmed to do anything but moan*
>*softly licks his toes*
>*Zard is grabbing his head and running his claws through his hair*
>*stops* "So, what are we going to do all day?"
>"...Play video games, cuddle, and eat tasty food."
>"I love you, Charizard." *goes back to it*
>"I-I love you, too, master..."

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>>32875096
MASTER,
WHY DID YOU SHIT ON THE CAR?

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>master too lazy to go on adventures with you

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>tfw you train with Master

>>32876632
Charizard would be a lot more imposing/cool if it wasn't 5'07"

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>>32878069
>tfw i'm nearly a foot taller than charizard
ideally i'd want him to be like, four times my size or close enough

>>32875203
I wish charizards were this big

>>32878069
>mfw I'm the same height as charizard

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>>32878069
>>32878109
I stopped caring about the Official sizes a while ago. It will aways be bigger than me in my mind

>>32878179
Who is this artist?

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>>32878069
Its better to think of the Dex heights as the average for the species.

>>32878179
>>32878272
Yeah, fuck it, I'm going to do the same. It's a fictional creature after all.

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>>32878234
https://twitter.com/plus_alpha0427/media
A fair warning, there are NSFW arts in there

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>>32878324
Unf.
Thanks anon.

>>32878272
>Totem Hakamo-o is bigger than Totem Kommo-o
Who thought this would be okay?

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And to think, he wasn't even designed to be sexy on purpose.

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>>32879084
That is fanart.

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>>32880102

>>32876792
I want this life...

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>>32880126
Charizard is too cute

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>>32880254
It would be so ideal.

>>32878272
So you want half of all Charizards to be even smaller than that?

I want to be all over Charizards soles

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>>32880350
I want to use him as a bed

>>32880437
I want him to fuck me in the ass

>>32880437
I want to give him loving foot rubs and smell his musky soles

>>32880437
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS.

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>>32880437
I want him to use me as a bed.

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>>32880437
>tfw no bedzard

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>>32880882
wtf delete this

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>>32880914
NO

>>32875116
>t. Retarded landwhale

Are you serious?

Food doesn't have to be alive for it to be healthy. Unless you think a burger is just as healthy as an apple because they're both dead.

>>32881132
The joke is being dead is not a healthy state.

>>32880912
cute long toes

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So is Charizard that popular with feetfags or is it just some autist?

>>32881314
sort of, also the artist does footstuff

>>32881332
3 toes are popular in the footfag community, at least it isn't musk

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>>32881332
Huh, It is an odd thing to hear. His feet seems very plain and flat

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>>32881647
they are but if a charizard existed, how could you not rub them

>>32881647
>that image
HNNN

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>>32883310
Hugs are great

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>tfw still underpowered in OU

Where is all this rare cute Charizard art coming from? Is there more?

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>>32884833
Popular pokemon always get cute art, regarless of how impossing they might be.

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>>32885195
Cute!

>>32875262
>Faithful night we got drunk and fucked
Why did you have to ruin it?

What is this thread about?

>>32885741
How hot Charizard is

>>32885204
CUTE!!!

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>>32885741
Your pokemon wants you to go /fit/

>>32876792
*nuzzles* 0.0 whats this?

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>>32885850
This artist has a few ones of Lugia bullying 'zard.
I like it.

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>>32886194
>>32885204
DELETE THIS!

>>32886194
post more

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>>32885204
Very cute

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>>32886233

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>>32886261
No such thing.

>>32886459
A REALISTIC CHARIZARD ACTION FIGURE LET ME PLAY WITH HIM
Buziel no!
Fighter Pilot! Deeeeeeeeeeeeer Dive bomb! Doot doot doot doot
AND THEN HERE'S COMES THE GIANT FIST
Wait Buziel, that's not an action figure, that's the real Charizard, I shrunk him on accident.
Ohhhhhhhhh
AND THEN COMES THE GIANT FIST

>>32875096
what the fuck is going on with his arms

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>>32886459
This is strangely cute

>>32881132
the word is healthful

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Thicc!

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>>32886806
I'd call him more "plump" than "thicc".

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>>32886806
The way he looks in Pokken is his PEAK PERFORMANCE.

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>>32887029
I ship them

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>>32875096
>autist draws Charizard, the most powerful Pokemon in his mind, as his caregiver
>his caregiver is the most powerful person in his life, most likely his mother
>the stand-in being a Pokemon is representative of his unhealthy relation with his caregiver, knowing in his autistic state he runs the show despite his lack of power
>He also proceeds to draw Charizard in fetish situations due to his repressed Oedipus complex and sexuality

I have solved this man's psyche, I'll take my paycheck now.

>>32887423
You projected so hard I had to wear eye protection.

>>32880102
>>32880126
I can't seem to figure out why I think this is the funniest thing ever right now.

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>>32887423
What if the Artist is a female? Or if the Charizard is male? Or if both the Charizard and the artist share a gender?

>>32875096
now i fucking want a charizard to go shopping with me

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>>32887699
Then it's either a gay man, which poses no problem to the analysis, or a woman with hysteria.

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>>32887912
Lets go for both being female.

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>>32887790
>no charizard bro to spend your days with

>>32887942
How about male for both instead
That's more likely

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>>32888998
Does it really matter? It is a hypothetical case anyways.

>>32875113
I agree, but what about the artist?

>tfw no chill Cubone/A-Marowak and Rowlet to live with me

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>>32889938
S-suggestive...

ITT: the worst pokemon ever created. Seriously, Charizard is shit. Why do you fucks like a boring, generic, red/orange pot bellied dragon?

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>>32890965
That one is kind of cute

>>32881132
Do you understand the concept of not taking every little things too much seriously because some of them are supposed to be joke ?

>>32891005
Because you touch yourself at night

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>>32880912
Fire types are the best beds

>>32893779
>breasts
get that shit outta here

>>32893779
The awakens plethora of feelings I am not ready to handle

>>32895572
She just wadded up some socks in there to make the dress fit better

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>>32895651
Embrace your feelings, anon.

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>>32896332
No can do, I have seen Charizard as a Bro far too long. I can't imagine it as a female

>>32896332
My first Charizard was a girl, so this fine by me

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>>32898511
Top left is pretty good

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>>32899928
King 'zard is super qt.

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>>32899963
He is adorable

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>>32901868
Too lewd, this was supposed to be a somewhat wholesome thread.

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>>32901851
Hi-Res version

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>>32902199
Just because you want Charizard-chan for yourself doesn't mean she has to pick you.

I want to grab Charizard's horns and guide his mouth

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>>32903813
You pervert. You don't get to do that to him. Only he gets to grab your head and guide your mouth.

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>>32903837
>He

Where are the mommy char feet, I wanna lick em!

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>>32903837
Well then, I hope he's gentle.

>>32885912
sauce?

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>>32904448
He can try to be gently, at least

>>32904686
He's not gonna be gentle, is he?

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>>32904738
Of course not. Just pray he doesn't know Dragon Dance

>>32904448
Hot

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>>32906900
This is a bit too suggestive for a Christian Imaboard such a /vp/

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>>32909070
Which is a followup to this.

>>32909327
>leaning into big comfy charizard belly
>ywn know this feel

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>>32910278
feelsbadman.jpg

>>32875116
>Everything we eat is either dead or alive

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>>32909327
Charizard was made for hugs

>>32912016
and fugs

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>>32912063
No, it is for Friendship, Hugs, Battles and Flying

>>32875262
abort