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It's been a while, but since the announcement of USUM has

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It's been a while, but since the announcement of USUM has happened, I've been thinking about you /vp/.
I've been thinking about how pitiful this safespace of a board is with it's contrarian-like mindset. So let's get this started, shall we?

Gen 5, the gen that single handedly almost killed the franchise and had a lot of the games core fans thinking of abandoning this sinking ship of a series due to the clear decline in quality.

Let's take a look at the long list of objective facts that this gen did wrong.

>Absolute dog shit dex filled to the brim with deviant art tier juvenile designs
When you have one of the largest new dexes and I can't even put together a team of 6 (six) pokemon that I like, then you know there's a massive problem.
This dex was made up of abominations, and I'm not even talking about the big offenders like garbodor and vanilluxe, I'm talking literally almost everything. There's maybe 4-5 good lines in this joke of a dex which is just laughable.

>Bland and forgettable region
>Trash team with a ridiculously bad looking uniform and an equally ridiculously bad reason for existing
>Toddler tier story
>Non existent difficulty (always makes me kek when the underage majority of this board says they had trouble with these games literally because these were the first games you millenial fuccbois grew up with)

Positives about Gen V -
Some great music
The very few pokemon from this gen I do like are pure kino.

And that's all.

It brings a smile to my face whenever I come here and see the sperging out and tears about how gamefreak doesn't give the slightest shit about you or your shitty gen considering they're doing their absolute best to distance the new games from them which is without a doubt the correct move.
Everywhere other than here (and I really do mean EVERYWHERE) rates gen 5 as the absolute bottom of the barrel worst games in the series. They scored shit, they sold shit, they are shit.

lmao @ ur lives.
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TL;DR
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When people say BW was hard, they're referring exclusively to Ghetsis and his underleveled Hydreigon.
Prove me wrong.
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Nice copypasta nerd.
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>>32869223
and now Fairy type exists, killing any chance of a good remake.

>>32869198
Oh please, half the people complaining about Gen V and skipped out on it practically fellate its entries upon running into them during Gen V.

Half the reason they didn't like the game was that it forced players to change up their teams. Fans don't want GameFreak to change for experimentation purposes. They want more of the same game with extra stuff and sometimes meaningless tedium. Pokemon fans are idiots.
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>>32869198
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>>32869198
You're right. You're so right.
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>>32869198

>>32745603
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>>32869198
>these were the first games you millennial fuccbois grew up with
>millennial grew up with
>released in 2010
What a fucking idiot.
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Garbodor is a great design you humongous faggot. Around half of the dex is good, as in every other generation.
Every single region past the first three is shit, and those are only excused because of hardware limitations.
Plasma is the second best team in the series behind Rocket for being hateable PETA pieces of shit.
Every Pokemon story is either practically nonexistent (Gen 1/2) or is toddler-tier. BW is the only one that isn't pure shit.
Every Pokemon game has nonexistent difficulty if you know what you're doing.

tl;dr Pokemon is a shit franchise by awful developers. Unova games were shit because they should've been light years ahead of GF's sluggish improvements, but they were still objectively the highest point of game quality. It's also no secret that Gens 6 and 7 (so far) are objectively worse in most regards.
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>>32869354
>Unova games were shit because they should've been light years ahead of GF's sluggish improvements, but they were still objectively the highest point of game quality. It's also no secret that Gens 6 and 7 (so far) are objectively worse in most regards.
Umm, no sweetie, that's just not true.
Everywhere you look other than this shithole of a board, you'll find that gen 5 is universally agreed upon as being the absolute worst generation.
Period.
From gamefaqs to youtube to any big pokemon outlet. Gen 5 is always either dead last.

Also garbador's design is straight up dog shit.
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>>32869578
>>32869198
>Thinking metascores matter
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>>32869601
Oh what was that? I can't hear you over your immense asshurt due to your shit tier snowflake generation getting crucified by cold hard facts.
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>>32869578
4chan may be a shithole full of despicable people, but our opinions are correct way more often than the casual scum and incompetent game reviewers that you quoted and likely belong to. Those top scores of XY and SM reflect the state of the shithole that modern mainstream game industry is, churning out turds that are straight up inferior to games released a decade or even two earlier.
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/facebook/
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>>32869633
X&Y and S&M are straight up superior in every way to gen 5 though.
I can actually throw together multiple teams of Pokemon if I want in those gens, because unlike gen, 99% of their dex is fucking S tier in terms of design. Gen 5 is the opposite, I can't even get a simple team of 6 pokemon out of this trash gen. Holy shit kek.
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>Do not incite genwars. Keep discussions civil and don't let them devolve into flaming.
enjoy (you)r ban, faggot
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>>32869667
The absolute state of gen 5 cucks.
Could you be SEETHING any harder?
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>>32869653
>Serperior
>Excadrill
>Leavanny
>Scolipede
>Whimsicott
>Lilligant
>Krookodile
>Sigilyph
>Cofagrigus
>Archeops
>Cinccino
>Escavalier
>Galvantula
>Eelektross
>Chandelure
>Bisharp
>Braviary
>Mandibuzz

>disliking any of those
Congratulations, you are a person with the shittiest taste in history of this board.
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>>32869686
We'll see who's laughing when the mods wake up
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The problems with Gen V stem from the Pokemon and the graphics:
The more Pokemon you have, the more bad designs you're going to have. These poor design choices are more so highlighted by the ugly display, compared to the one easier on the eyes in Gen IV.

Gen V was the worst for me not for the layout of the game, however, but because what matters most to me is the designs. The one thing that is carried on between generations no matter what is the designs, so every addition to the Dex is important since they become official Pokemon. From the starters to the Legendaries the Dex is rife with questionable design choices. Not to mention, a point I keep hearing going around is that Unova is great because it does the least appealing to Kanto, which is laughable since a lot of the Dex consists of Kanto mon reskins. And that's what bugs me even more about it. There are good designs in the Dex, no doubt, but another issue that strains the ability to embrace them is that a lot of Pokemon in Gen V evolve so late, making them largely inaccessible. People complain about Crabominable and Vikavolt being late when that characterized a good portion of the Unova Dex, to the point that an enemy Hydreigon was underlevel and that B2W2 had to offer a remedy in the form of early Braviary/Mandibuzz.
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>>32869691
>Pure deviant art tripe
>Good

Imagine how underage you must have been to find those designs good. I bet you've only recently turned 18.

>>32869710
Cry more bitch nigga.
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>>32869619
>Thinking gamefaqs matter
Guess that means undertale is the best game of all time
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>>32869736
They matter when their opinion coincides with my own, naturally.

>>32869712
Good post, and it's completely true that we'll forever have to deal with the plethora of shit tier designs gen 5 brought to the table. It's a real shame, whenever I nuzlocke a game and I see some piece of shit gen 5 pokemon I have to just pretend it doesn't exist because there's no way I'm putting one of those abominations on my team.
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>>32869782
>They matter when their opinion coincides with my own, naturally.
I bit the bait
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>>32869782
>They matter when their opinion coincides with my own, naturally.
Congratulations! You have officially posted the lowest quality bait I've ever seen
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>>32869794
>>32869800
There's objectively nothing wrong with what I said though.
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>replying to an obvious normie crossboarder
Just stop and let the thread die. Mods will ban him if he keeps bumping it.
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>>32869198
>Let's take a look at the long list of objective facts that this gen did wrong.
>objective
Haha, good joke anon !
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Nice copypasta, but this gen was the one that almost made me give up the whole franchise.

0/10, even XY pre-hype was better than the entirety of this gen
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>>32869667
>vp
>enforcing rules
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>>32869198
I'm saving this copypasta
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>>32872009
Wait....
We have rules outside of no lewds (unless they tickle the mods' pickles)?
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>>32869223
I replayed Black a few months ago and got completely destroyed by Clay at least three times. Might have just been my team composition in that run, though, because I don't remember having trouble with him on my first playthrough.
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>>32869691
>Serperior
Good
>Excadrill
Ugly imo, but is an okay design
>Leavanny
Meh imo, but above average design
>Scolipede
Acceptable
>Whimsicott
Is an asshole, but Average design quality
>Lilligant
Waifumon that I actually like/10
>Krookodile
Above average
>Sigilyph
Pretty cool
>Cofagrigus
Nice idea, shit execution
>Archeops
Stupid
>Cinccino
Kings Rock + Skill Link makes rage, but kind of cute
>Escavalier
Great Design, but shit evolution method
>Galvantula
Above average
>Eelektross
Below Average
>Chandelure
Love it! Pokken Waifu
>Bisharp
Okay, I guess
>Braviary
MURRICA FUCK YEAH
>Mandibuzz
Kind of meh, but not enough to dislike it

>Maractus
I have no idea why people don't like adorable cactus. One of my favs of the generation.
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>shitposting for the sake of shitposting
Kids should be in school year round. Adults don't get 3 months off from work so it would be a good head start.
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>>32872177
Holy shit your taste is bad
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>>32872055
This is the gen 5 audience.
How do you struggle with anything in gen 5, are you underage still? Totem Lurantis has more challenge than the entirety of gen 5, kek.

>>32872177
All are shit. Only the 5 lines I mentioned >>32869653 here look good.

>>32872248
Whatever could you mean, I'm simply educating you children on why your opinions are, in the grand scheme of things, worthless.
Even Gamefreak has distanced themselves as far as possible from gen 5 and its autistic fan base.
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>chandelure
>zekrom
>reshiram/zekrom battle theme

The only things from Gen 5 that weren't absolute garbage. Jesus christ people there's a reason it's so widely hated outside of this shithole
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>Gen 5 is the worst selling Pokemon gen despite being on the best selling handheld that is also neck and neck with the PS2 for best selling console period
That's pretty fucking embarrassing. It's also funny how there seem to be a lot of people on here that trash Sun/Moon for being too linear and story-driven, but conveniently forget that BW is where the series first jumped on that train.
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>>32869198
I'll give you that the region is forgettable. I disagree with the dex being bad although I can see why you think that.
>Trash team with a ridiculously bad looking uniform and an equally ridiculously bad reason for existing
I liked how they looked like knights. I can only think of genwun having a good reason to have their team and team rocket is basically just the pokemafia anyway.
>Toddler tier story
I guess.
>Non existent difficulty
I don't really have any problems with any of the mainline pokemon games. I play SMT when I want a challenge.
Actually I guess I don't like Gen 5 as much as I thought I did. Still alright for a single playthrough though.
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>>32876085
That was actually quite funny to read to be honest.
I thought you were building up to telling me how wrong I am and how gen 5 is the greatest, right after agreeing with a few things first but instead you just came to the realization that it's actually mediocre as fuck.
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>>32869712
"A lot of the dex" Lets count the reskined pokemon
-Munna line
-Pidove line
-Roggenrola line
-Timburr line
-Thor/Sawk
-Bouffalant

It's just 16 clones out of 156 pokemon,
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Besides designs, can we also talk about viablity of some Gen 5 'Mons? We all know a good chunk of them are shit in the meta but there is a handful of good ones:
Excadrill
Hydreigon
Haxurous
Serperior (Contrary)
Gigalith (it has Sandstream now)
Any more viable Gen V 'Mons?
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>>32869198
>safespace
>contrarian
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>>32876312
The faggot genie's
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>>32869578
Posting the edit
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>>32869653
>he hates Galvantula
never seen taste this shit
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>>32869198
>No Kanto pandering
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thanks for exposing yourself as a genwunner OP.
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>>32869578
>>32869619
>>32869653
>memetacritic
>pokedex crossed out
Oh, it's that antiunova shitposter again. Kill yourself.
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>>32869198
How can this board be a space space for anyone when eveyone just bitches and whines about everything ?
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>>32876182
No my child, you're leaving a lot out.
>Excadrill
>Audino
>Seismitoad
>Swoobat
>Crustle
>Jellicent
>Amoonguss

And that's not even counting the more generic roles that still match 1 to 1 with Gen 1.
>2 mon horse line
>2 mon cat line
>2 sets of early route 3 mon bug lines, one being poison
>2 mon water bird line
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>>32876493
>>32876182
But wait, there's more.
The gears.
The garbage.
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>>32876312
Great:
Serperior(HA)
Scolipede(HA)
Gigalith(Gen 7 buff)
Excadrill
Conkelldurr(invalidates most bulky Fighting types)
Reiuniclus
Jellicent(idk why it stopped being OU)
Ferrothorn
Ammongus
Haxorus
Bisharp(before priority got nerfed)
Volcarona(why would you forget it?)
Hydreigon
Kamis
Rock and Water Musketeer
Genesect
Tao Trio(Except Kyurem-B, but only sucks by ledgenday standards and not OU)
Usable:
Victini
Emboar(Trick Room. Use Blaziken or Infernape otherwise)
Stoutland(Sand)
Musharna(Its similar to Reuniclus but trades power and amazing abilites for more bulk)
Seismitoad
Krookodile
Whimsicott
Darmanitan
Scrafty(before fairies)
Sigilyph
Cofagrigus
Sawsbuck(Sun)
Alomomola
Gothitelle(HA)
Galvantula
Eelektross
Chandelure
Beartic(Gen 7 buffs. Hail abusers don't have much competition anyway)
Accelgor(kinda)
Meinshao
Braviary
Mandibuzz
Steel and Grass musketeer
Meloetta

Everything else is either too gimmicky(Archeops), iffy(Durant), or plain bad(Unfezant. Damn that thing is utter trash).
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>>32869710
"when"
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>>32869782

>>32869794
>>32869800

Is that normal that I'm more triggered by anon cheating at nuzlockes because he doesn't like designs than by the first part of the post?
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>fags are still bumping this thread
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>>32877162

Why? Most of the thread is an actual discussion, there isn't that much shit flinging compared to some other threads
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>>32869198
>lmao @ ur lives.
O he has spoken! Please, venerable OP, please tell us how to improve ourselves!
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>>32869198
I don't see why so many people hate gen 5 designs, they're all pretty good except for maybe stunfisk, garbodor, and klinklang, and even then they're not terrible, no Pokemon design is terrible. Some games have questionable/shitty gameplay, but design wise they're always solid
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>>32872177
>Kings Rock + Skill Link makes rage, but kind of cute

King's Rock gives 10% chance of flinch per hit indepentently, with 5 hits from Skill Link. 1-(.9^5) ~= .4 = 40% chance of flinch.

Serene Grace Headbutt/Zen Headbutt/Air Slash/Bite/Heart Stamp has 2*.3 = .6 = 60% chance of flinch.
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>>32874892
>Jesus christ people there's a reason it's so widely hated outside of this shithole
And those reasons have always been objectively wrong kiddo.
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>>32869578
>tfw Emerald has a 75 Metacritic score but R/S have an 85 even thought Emerald is just the same game but with much more content and harder difficulty

Metacritic was a mistake
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>>32869633
>but our opinions are correct way more often than the casual scum and incompetent game reviewers that you quoted and likely belong to
lol according to who, you sheltered faggot?
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>>32877396
>stunfisk, garbodor
I think Klinklang is the only truly objectively terrible one. Those two aren't really that bad when you acknowledge they were meant to look goofy. Nature has it's oddies anyway. Klinklang though? What the fuck were they thinking?
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>>32876343
Hoopa is the only known genie Pokémon.
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>>32869198
>>Toddler tier story
I don't understand how this can be a complaint. Sure gen 5 may not have a great story compared to most jrpgs, but it's by far the best of any pokemon game, and that's from an objective view that it's basically the only one that really has one.
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>ITT: B8
Nice pasta there OP
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>>32879547
SM's story is better and you know it.
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>this exact thread pops up once a month
>/vp/ takes the bait every time
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>>32880888
It's interesting thread
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