you know what I don't like about this thing? It's just a fucking toucan. That's it. They drew a real life toucan and made it ANGERY. Seriously, it looks like someone took my mom's toucan and put it in the game.
Older pokemon actually had personalities to them. They had quirks that separated them from actual animals. This thing? It's. Just. A. TOUCAN
>>32817774
Still a better Pokémon than your mom tho.
>>32817774
fuck off
>>32817774
that's why I prefer trumbeak
I bet you like over-designed and nonsensical trash like Palkia. Not every Pokemon has to be a wild kooky design and having a neutral/simplistic regional birdmon each generation is a tradition.
Actually, NO, it's not "OK". Toucannon is THE best Pokemon to come out of Alola motherfucker. THE. BEST. And you better pay it some goddamned respect. It's not just some Toucan they made angery, oh no, it's your WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE. See that beak? See that right there? Well take a good fucking look, cause it's gonna be the last thing you ever get to see. This beak can set itself on FUCKING FIRE. YOU CAN RUN, YOU CAN HIDE, BUT SOONER OR LATER TOUCANNON WILL FIND YOU.
In short, stop bitching about perfection.
Sincerely,
Samuel T.
Perfect
>>32817855
I remember there being more. Can someone post the full version?
>>32817944
key sam
>>32817965
Kek glad I wasn't the only one who saw that
>>32817944
Is this a pasta or something?
>>32817774
>>32817855
You know what I don't like about this thing? It's just a fucking my mom. That's it. They drew a real life my mom and made it CARTOONY. Seriously, it looks like someone took my mom's my mom and put it in the game. Older trainers actually had personalities to them. They had quirks which separated them from actual people. This thing. It's Just. MY. MOM.
>>32818150
Jesus christ man, I would fuck your mom so hard
>woodpecker->woodpecker->A. FUCKING. TOUCAN.
I hate it's line more.
>>32817774
>looks like...
gen 1 is full of this. shut up
>>32817774
>Your mom has a toucan
Toucannon and its line should have the beak rainbow colored
>>32817774
>your mom owns a toucan
>>32818579
>>32818975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkS5k9jg3k
>>32817774
Toucannon is angry because people like you keep posting shit like this
You know what I don't like about this thing? It's just a fucking pigeon. That's it. They drew a real life pigeon and slapped some anime angry eyes on it.
>>32817862
Trumbeak is the worst of the evo line.
>>32819011
>pokemon switch gameplay: petting toucannon in refresh