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You've got a problem, Anon. Late one night, you woke up to get a snack from the kitchen. As you turned on the dining room light, swarms of pokemon (http://randompokemon.com/ generate one species of pokemon to infest your house) skittered away into the darkness. Over the past week, your pest problem has only gotten worse, and you're at your wits end. How do you handle this infestation? Can you do it yourself? Is your house salvageable at the end of this?
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i wave a piece of paper at them and watch them run away in horror
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fuck
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I'll turn the heater on.
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I make them lick pb off my balls desu senpai.
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>>32787179
>Late one night, you woke up to get a snack from the kitchen.
Yeah, the problem is that I'm a fat fuck who gets midnight snacks.
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>Fraligatr
I didn't realize I lived in Florida.
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>one of my favourite pokemon
>endless source of supplies due to pickup
This is my life now.
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>Rayquaza
Where the hell do I live where Fug can just skitter into the darkness? Anyway, it's their house now.
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Im fine with this
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Throw all my silverware at them
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they can stay all summer for all i care
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>>32788108
Stop being a fucking pussy and take your house back from that shitty gecko.
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Free electricity and they don't make any noise? I see no problem with this.
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>>32788108
Just throw popsicles at it
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>>32787179
>Grimer
For what reason?
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>>32787179
Raise a Gallade army and a harem of Gardevoir
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>>32788066
>tfw I get the evolution
waifu material/10
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>>32788221
>ALLAHU AKBAR!
You don't see a problem with that?
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>>32788324
>>ALLAHU AKBAR!
>!
please, it's a quiet voltorb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfH9mrzXHPA
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>Wobbuffet
Harmless, but have to hope they leave by themselves eventually.
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On one hand, I think Haxorus iskind of sexy.But on the other, I'm clearly screwed.
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>Whirlipede
I think I'm fucked, but at least they won't have much place to hide when the SWAT comes
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On one hand:
>no more nightmares
>low chance of damage to structure or food storage
On the other hand:
>will never remember good dreams
>house will be flooded with pink dream mist almost constantly
As fun as being constantly high on dream mist sounds, I think taking a short vacation would be enough to drive them out. No people = no dreams = no food = no more Munna.
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>Durant
WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE LISTEN
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Greenhouse.
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Need to find out if insurance covers this.
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>>32787179
I throw rocks at them
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g-guess i can afford to pay a bit extra for cooling
and food
h-haha
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Think I'm kind of fucked.
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>>32790307
Forgot pic
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>>32787179
>Commiefornian in the summer
>ice-type pokemon infestation
As long as they don't start melting and dripping all over the place, I think this isn't a bad problem.
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After dealing with the bravest of birds, I've returned of round two, and am fucked, royally so.
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I'll just put ice cubes around the house.
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>Skarmory is entirely encased in hard, protective armor. This Pokémon flies at close to 190 mph. It slashes foes with its wings that possess swordlike cutting edges.
Shiet.
>Its metal body is sturdy, but it does rust rather easily. So on rainy days, this Pokémon prefers to stay put in its nest.
FLOOD EVERYTHING
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I guess I'm an edgelord now
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>>32790586
Hello Alomomola
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>>32790616
>fairy
Nah, you're just a fruitcake.
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>>32790624
An edgy fruitcake?
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...
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My pokebro
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This would be kind of cool. Would its cells be the ones infesting my house, or a bunch of these huge fucking snakes? Either way, I ain't even mad.
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>>32787179
either i'm chasing off every single last one of them off with a blowtorch or i'm going to get my shit kicked in with rocket punches
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Oh no, whatever will I do?
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chase them around corners and they'll stop to turn
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Ooh, shiny
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>Relicanth
Do they just die since there's no water?
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>>32787179
>If it flaps its wings really fast, it can generate shock waves that will shatter windows in the area.
Well, at least they aren't breaking anything. They're just sitting around, relaxing. So it's pretty chill, I'll just catch and release them, maybe keep one for myself, because Yanmega is badass.
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Jellicent
I guess its not so bad, summer in Arizona after all. Stinky fish smells if they die out of water, but they are already ghosts so...
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well at least I will never have a rat problem. I'm a night owl, so I'll only ever see a bunch of sleeping yungoos everywhere.
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I think I'm dead. How are they all fucking megas
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Day 3 of the infestation:
Frankly, it's a miracle I am still alive.
I am stuck between two Wailords, and have not consumed anything for the past 83 hours. Currently I am considering taking bites out of the Wailord next to me so I can survive this nightmare.
I guess that I was luck enough only to have my legs trapped between these Pokemon. My upper body is free to move around, but I am unable to dislodge myself from the vicegrip of two giant whales.
Maybe someone will save me. I hope the cops show up soon. Or Dave can come by with his horde of Skitty to lure the Wailords away. Hell, I'd be happy if Team Rocket showed up as long as they got these Pokemon out of here.
I don't know if i will make it out. No one had responded to my calls for help. It's like the entire neighborhood can't see that my house is filled to the brim with Wailord. Actually, how is my house still intact? Unless it isn't and i'm just stuck in a clusterfuck of Wailord.
All I can do is pray, I guess.
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If a single one evolves I'm moving out of the house. Mousers are fine, yiffers are not.
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He wouldn't even fit in my house.
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>>32787179
I'll just have to worry about the at night and barricade my room.
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>>32787179
I feel like this would be fine if it weren't for the having to take care of their feces.
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>Venipede
I got the lamest one here. Fuck me
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It doesn't even matter if I get them out, they'll just come back. I live in the fucking desert, how'd these little bastards even get in anyways?
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Aww. They're lonely and just want friends.
As long as they don't evolve, use Mud bomb, or flood my house, I'm fine.
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Aww I fucking miss this show. I loved learning about the various pests that could invade your home.
Anyways, pic-related is hilariously fitting. Too bad for them cause I find them absolutely adorable.
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>>32793664
Forgot pic. Oops
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>Dratini infestation
First I wonder how this has gone on this long without me getting arrested for keeping endangered species.
>How do I handle it?
Call the nearest Safari Zone and let them handle it.
>Can I do it myself?
Hell no. That's why I called experts.
>Is your house salvageable?
Pretty sure it is, unless one of them got pissed off and threw out a Dragon Rage or something.
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I think Im done.
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