Oh no! Guzzlord has gone berserk and is trying to eat everything in its path!
Quick, feed it with your least favorite pokemon before it eats you!
>>32776365
I Hope Aromatisse tastes better than it looks
xd
>>32776365
Take it.
>>32776365
Not sure what Gliscor would taste like but take it.
>>32776391
poison
>>32776365
I'll take my time before throwing Jynx or Stunfisk at him. I want to see Lana get eaten first.
>>32776408
You're probably fatter then her, so he'll think you're tastier. No one likes eating twigs after all.
>>32776365
Silly OP, I don't have a Pokemon I don't like. I'd sacrifice myselfnot really, goodbye Barbaracle
PLEASE TAKE FEAROW
>>32776365
>Specs Weedle used Hidden Power Fairy!
>>32776365
An obnoxious piece of shit dies screaming in pain and terror, and Guzzlord chokes on its 4x weakness, suffocates and dies. Everybody wins!
Lucario, Landaurus, Basculin, I choose you!
>>32776415
I want to eat her.
>>32776415
Well, yeah, I'm more massive than an 11 year old, obviously. But I'm also stronger and faster, being double her age, so I can probably keep avoid Guzzlord long enough to see Lana's tiny body slowly get sucked in as she screams for help with tears flowing down her face.
'Twill be but a morsel!
>>32776365
>Cutiefly used fairy wind!
Done.
>>32776365
i want guzzlord to eat me desu
>>32776365
I'll just throw some pixie dust at it and watch it die
>>32776365
here, have a keychain that apparently counts as a fairy
>>32776365
Now I want vore pics of Guzzlord and Lana.
eat up
Remove Decidushit.
>>32776612
Such shit taste
>>32776478
get back in your containment thread
>>32776365
ur mum should be enough :^)))))
>>32778963
scream
>>32776365
>blocks your path
0 SpA Ribombee Twinkle Tackle (160 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Guzzlord: 688-816 (105.8 - 125.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>32776365
>having to sacrifice a pokémon because some NU trash is hungry
>not beating his ass
shiggydiggy
Stop haunting my dreams
>>32779133
>le ebin 4x weakness meme
>>32776365
>>32779133
Too small, wouldn't last.
>>32782727
Why would you save a thread from page 10 only to post this?
>>32777277
Only if it's Lana eating Guzzlord.
>>32782740
It's a good thread, why wouldn't you contribute instead of sperging, landwhale?
>>32782830
I contributed as much as you did in your post. If you're going to rez a thread at least put in some effort.
>>32776365
Fucking take it, please. Erase this piss ugly nigger bait lizard from my Pokemon franchise.
>>32782851
>triggered underage moans and bitches until her panties are wet because she doesn't like a thread
>the same as a post commenting in somebody's choice
Either landwhale cunt or underaged faggot confirmed.
Both of them please
>>32782870
Can you try to put in some more buzzwords in your post please?
It is glaringly obvious that when you reply to a thread that hasn't been posted in for five hours and is on page 10, with "too small, wouldn't last" as a response to a damage calc that you have no intentions of contributing to the thread but just want other anons to do it for you.
>>32782919
>get called out
>so triggered it can't even make a proper reply and needs to write like a pretentious fedorautist
>b-b-b-b-buzzwords c-c-calc-culated
Calm your panties girl, we already know you're either an underaged faggot or a landwhale cunt. Either reply which one you are or leave.
>satisfy him with the probably delicious aromatisse
>probably kill him with barbaracle
Can't decide
>>32778963
Underrated
>>32782951
You haven't called me out on anything. You have literally just screamed landwhale, cunt, underage, fedora, autist. I was the one calling you out for rez'ing a thread with a shit reply, remember? I'm honestly a bit surprised you're derailing the thread instead of just admitting that you made a lazy shitpost.
As for the record I am neither a landwhale or underage.
Huntail or Gorebyss
>>32776365
Can I pick meself?
>>32776846