https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_8htiBjTCY
>Squirtle is the official starter choices for retarded babbies
I've never felt so BTFO bros I guess I have to become a fucking Charmanderbro now
>>32774988
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Heh... that's cute, I'm gonna do that with my boy.
who the fuck cares
>>32774988
Wait a second come to think of it why are these babies choosing the Kantonian starters. Those are the choices for my generation, not theirs. Shouldn't they pick from the Alolan ones?
>>32774988
Bulbasaur confirmed the mature patrician's choice.
But we already knew that.
FUCK BABIES
>>32775054
It's more important that we use our kids as a means to live out our own childhood arguments from 20 years ago.
>>32775073
I think it would be cooler for them to choose starters from their own generation you know? Like, I'll never know what its like to look at the Alolan starters through the eyes of someone who isn't 23 years old or older.
Who knows, maybe if I was 4 years old like when I first saw Charmander, Bulbasaur, and Squirtle they would be awesome too? They could discover pokemon backwards. Starting off with Alola, then playing the Sinnoh remakes, etc. They could experience pokemon in a whole new way. The Johto starters would be like old forgotten relics for the kids.
>>32775095
But then how would we get all those sweet views from normies who don't know what a Popplio is?
>>32775043
same... if I'm gonna waste money on stuffed animals they might as well be Pokemon
>>32775064
please do not fuck babies
>>32774988
>genwun
>>32775054
Alola wouldn't be their first game, these are literal babies. By the time they are old enough to play video games a new pokemon gen will have come out.
>>32774988
>waah stop liking what I like
This is like the next step of autism