*loudspeaker crackles on* >Good morning, everyone. From here

>not "pokeyman"

be authentic

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>We still traded them in secret

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>>32736199
Oh shit, Mr Principal! Decidueye just came in the hallway wearing a black trenchcoat shouting "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I'VE HAD IT!", what can we do to calm him down?

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>we then proceeded to replace the people in his family photos with cut off pokemon card faces

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>mfw my school didn't do this
>mfw fossil card packs as raffle prizes at school fairs

>>32736238
>Vsauce
Hey, Decidueye here.

>>32736238
Anti-Decidueyefags need to fuck off.

post school related pokemon stories.

>>32736335
>Playing DP
>Battle some kid
>He hacked all his mons at level 100 with judgement
>Thought that you can find judgement TM in the game by catching all Pokemon possible

>>32736335
>pay pokemon with kid in elementary school
>10 years later he becomes a tranny and kills himself
>play pokemon with kid in middle school
>died in afghanistan
>play pokemon with kid in high school
>died from drug overdose a month ago

All my friends are dead

>>32736335
>be me
>walk into school
>somebody said I could find a gym leader here
>look at the front of class
>see that dumbass cheren
>walk out

>>32736335
God, Pokemania was nuts. Good times. Got a Mew promo card from some kid, and my friend Ronnie's mom was one of those Christian idiots, made him give up all his Pokemon stuff, but I got free Sandshrew/Sandslash and Geodude/Golem battle figures out of the deal.

>>32736335
>play pokemon one day at school during recess
>time to go back in, but I'm stuck on Lance
>"Put it up anon".
>"Okay, let me get to a save point first". (not even in a negative tone)
>teacher smacks it out of my hands
>screen is scratched and I had saved before I went into the E4 thankfully

>>32736335
>this girl who tries to hard to be XD nerdy finds a pokemon black cartridge on her bus
>asks me to get it reset for her because she didn't know how to
>look at the saved game before resetting it
>the kid who lost it had a victini, celebi, and a zapdos
>trades them onto my game before resetting
>give the cart back to the girl

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ANON THOSE GAMES ARE RUINING YOUR EYES

>>32736199
Okay, whatever. As long as I can battle my friends on our Gameboys at recess

So what's for lunch?