/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32722070
Home Team's Adventures: Tending the Guild Garden Edition

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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why no otter kiss

>>32722080
Stop filling the catalog with these. Seriously.

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>>32722079
Osha: Anyone else still feel off from that mist? Every now and then everyone kinda looks all stiff and shiny to me. Like we're made of, I dunno, plastic or somethin'

Buddy: Nah, I feel fine, Mr. Osha

Osha: Eh, maybe it's just my imagination.

>What do you want to do? 2, 3, 7 to start

>>32722124
try to sneak up on Jirachi and touch his butt
he needs to learn of Ron's ways

>>32722124
poof the boulder by running headfirst into it

>>32722151
reroll

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>>32722124
ARORA OHPEE
Tell OSHA to attack the rock to make sure we are not on drugs anymore while we touch Jirachi's sweet mythical ass

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>>32722162
>>32722151
>ok, but HANG ON, what if you're still in the dream world?? You didn't even THINK to set up a totem for this adventure. Well clearly Munna could make solid pokemon, but not solid environments, so you'll just have to poof these rocks as well and prove it.

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>>32722248
>Ohhhh geez, oh boy, this hurts, this hurts so bad. Oh man, that rock is solid as a... some kinda... really solid thing. Wow, okay, it's bad.

Shaymin: Oh. Hey.

>>32722272
OP? Are you fine?

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>>32722272
Osha: Oh hey guys. You made it down here too?

Meloetta: Oh yeah, not too many problems on our end.

Jirachi: We found a neat elevator from the 1F to B3F in fact. Brought us right here.

Osha: B3F? We fell 3 floors? Wow, we really shouldn't have survived that.

Plum: *shrug*

Osha: Anyway, what are you guys up to now?

Jirachi: Well, since the B2F entrance is out of the question-

Osha: Wait, what? We never went to B2F

Jirachi: Well, the important thing is the usual entrance is blocked off. BUT, I was once told there was a secret entrance somewhere down here, at the lowest levels of the mountain, so we were looking for the key.

Osha: Oh alright then. If we can find a secret entrance, that'd be pretty great. Save us a lot of exploring. Let's see if we can't help out.

>3, 8, 0 next

>>32722329
If I'm taking a while, the answer is always: I'm writing too much dialogue

>>32722339
cry
because you're bleeding badly

>>32722339
Keep lying on the floor and play dead
If Osha asks us if we are fine we ask him to carry us

>>32722339
ask the legendaries for a Band-Aid

>>32722352
re

I don't know who keeps rolling to cry but you're not funny.

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>>32722350
Osha: Any idea where it might be?

Jirachi: Well I was only half paying attention when my legendary friend told me, but I think it might be buried around here somewhere. Said it was between a something and a something place

Osha: Hm.

>4, 8, 9 next

>>32722450
Touch shaymin fluff

>>32722450
Uuh... Crystal ball?

>>32722450
Ask him to move his ass if he doesn't want it raped and start digging where he is standing

>>32722450
Check between all the rocks. That rock cluster to the left looks pretty weird.

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>>32722474
Osha: Hey, that's a great idea Ron! We don't really have a clue, but maybe these crystal ball spirits might.

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>>32722586
Spiritomb: -yeah, I want half torchic, all pinap and- wait, wait, what the fuck?

>>32722610
Oh no.

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>>32722610
Spiritomb: Oh no. Ohhhh no, what awful fucking torture is this now?

Osha: Uhh, hi Spiritomb

Spiritomb: WHY AM I HERE FUCKNUTS

Osha: Well we had this crystal ball thing that said it would summon a spirit

Spiritomb: No

Osha: To help us on our quest by answering any 3 questions

Spiritomb: Noooooo

Osha: Which I guess... is you.

Spiritomb: NOOOOOOO. BUTT FUCKING DAMMIT. Just ask a question and get it over with.

OSha: 3 questions

Spiritomb: WOULD YOU JUST-

>What do you want to ask? 2, 6, 9

>>32722683
how to make the pain go away

>>32722683
Ask him if he wants to join the team.

>>32722683
Where is the secret entrance or how to find it.

>>32722683
Ask if osha will ever love us

>>32722683
Where's the secret entrance?

>>32722706
That's a waste of a question. We already know the answer will be "no", along with some expletives and anger

>>32722758
It was worth a shot.

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>>32722706
Spiritomb: Mew H. Two, how many times do I have to say I hate you and your stupid band of gently used dime store whores before it sinks in? Next fucking question. I know it's the hardest thing you've done in your sad, sad life, but TRY and make it worth my time.

>2, 4, 5

>>32722784
Okay, now ask where we can find any nearby secret entrances.

>>32722789
re

>>32722784
ask why Spiritomb hates us

>>32722789
reroll

>>32722789
reroll

>>32722784
Ask it which one of us has the nicest ass

>>32722789
aaaaa

>>32722789
>>32722803
Re to both, then cum on him

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>>32722832
>>32722811
>>32722789
Spiritomb: The best ass? I do.

Osha: You don't have an ass.

Spiritomb: Yeah, that should tell you something. Hit the fucking gym every once in a while, dipshits.

>"What about any secret entrances around here?"

Spiritomb: Oh an actual question? Way to use those three brain cells whatever deity made you so generously bestowed on such a colossal mistake. Well the good news is there's no secret entrance in this room.

Osha: Why is that good news

Spiritomb: DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MY FIRST FUCKING ANSWER, YOU FAT FUCK
But I guess if I were a generous pokemon, I'd tell you to check under the boulder to the grass rat's right.

Shaymin: Hey!

Spiritomb: Shush, worthwhile pokemon are talking, grass rat. Alright, 3 questions, I'm out. Gonna go see if I can change my pizza order to ham and pinap. I don't actually want it, but it'll make me marginally more happy to know there's one less stupid pig in the world.

>5, 8, 0 next

>>32722931
tell Otter he's not fat
he's FAT

>>32722931
Do the thing the ghost said.

>>32722931
Move the boulder to the right of Shaymin, I guess

>>32722931
Say "thank you, Tomby" in a sing-songy voice to annoy him and check the rock.

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>>32722955
>>32722968
>You do that thing that you said, but Spiritomb already disappeared last post

Jirachi: It's pretty heavy, and pretty solid... Maybe if we all attack it together, we can break it up. Okay, 1, 2-

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>>32723019
RAAAAAAAAAGH!

>Aggron pops out of the boulder in a rage!

Osha: Shit! We should have known!

Jirachi: Hang on, there's something buried underneath it! You guys distract the Aggron, I'll dig it out

>2, 3, 6 next

>>32723028
>We should have known!
Since when have we ever learned? I wish we could.

Arm Thrust.

>>32723028
Everyone attack, but try to guide it away from Jirachi

>>32723070
Do this, and ask Plum why she didn't sense anything.

>>32723070
>>32723108
Reroll
Where is everybody?

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wer dem gets

>>32723028
Touch shaymin fluff

>>32723061
reroll
I thought you guys had this,guess i was wrong.

>>32723028
Keep it away from jirachi, we arm trust

>>32723162
You stop that don't steal our gets

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>>32723173
>>32723061
>You arm thrust the Aggron to catch its attention and run off as it begins to chase you, leading it away from Jirachi and the half-buried object

Arm thrust

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>>32723237
Shaymin: Alright, great! With all of us here, we should be able to take this guy down easy!

>>32723249
Fuck you grass rat, now he's going to go mega.

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>>32723249
>Aggron suddenly lets out a loud roar that shakes and echoes throughout the cavern... in the distance, you hear thunderous footsteps

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>>32723259
>In a matter of seconds, a ton of pokemon come to heed the Aggron's call for aid! Looks like *you're* surrounded now!

>What next? 5, 7, 9

>>32723276
Pretend you are one of them

we finally get to the fight and we're almost out of time :\

>>32723276
RUN FOR THE STAIRS
IF WE TOUCH IT WE'LL ALL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT FLOOR WITHOUT FIGHTING

>>32723276
Take out one of the broken pokeballs, hold them together so they don't look broken, and tell them to stand back or you'll be forced to use them. Then run for the stairs.

>>32723295
Re

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>>32723295
>You head for the ladder, but geodude hops in the way

Geodude: Hehe, where do you think you're going, princess?

>1, 4, 9 next

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>if we'd just looked to the right a little bit more we would've found the stairs
>if we'd just hit the boulder we would've shattered the dream
>if we'd just walked through the room we would've solved the puzzle
OP, you sure know how to make puzzles that make me feel like a complete idiot.

>>32723365
fuck the geodude up with thrusts

>>32723368
the ladder didn't appear until the swarm pokemon did. That's where some of them came from

>>32723365
Hop on to the Geodude so you can jump on the ladder.

>>32723382
Oh, okay. I still stand by the other statements though

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>>32723400
>As Geodude reaches for you, you hop on top of it and make a grand leap for the ladder...

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>>32723428
Shaymin: Whew, that was a tight situation, but we made it out of there. Thank goodness for ladder and stair magic.

...

...

...

Shaymin: We left Jirachi downstairs, didn't we?

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32723446
You just want us to fight, don't you? Thanks for the run though!

>>32723446
Fine, we'll do the fight thing next time. Night OP, and thanks for the thread as always.

>>32723459
>>32723475
At least a little. However many turns until I decide it's enough for Jirachi to dig out the thing

>>32723518
Meh, he's a legendary. He can handle it. If it gets too messy, he could always just wish to himself that all the enemies were teleported away.

Thanks for the threads OP. Asking Spiritomb for advice never gets old.

>>32723567
>wish granted
>they get teleported next to us

>>32723580
Then we take the ladder back down. They go down, we go back up the ladder, and this Benny Hill scene continues until Jirachi digs up the thing. Problem solved.