Fellow omnivores, which Pokémon would you eat if they were real?

Am I crazy or do I keep seeing lots of Tepig posts lately?

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>>32719223
you're crazy

I would eat a Steenee out

>>32719216
I'd eat out a scolipede's donut

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>>32719223
Anything wrong with that anon

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>>32719216
He'll eat you first

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>>32719568
Lee, get off /vp/ and design more pokemon already

>>32719236
>implying you would know what to do with any kind of girl whether she was human or other, real or not

>>32719223
Yeah, it was funny at first but now it needs to stop before it becomes the next Decidueye/Incineroar posting.

>>32721501
That's a whole lot of projection