>ultra sun and ultra moon >Nanu is the happiest character

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>>32711441
>In reality he's a literal bastard that wants to fuck an alolan raichu

>>32711441
>ultra sun and ultra moon
>Olivia is happy and married and also cheats on his husband with 3 contemporary lovers

>>32711467
>his

>>32711441
>ultra sun and ultra moon
>hapu is the tallest character in the game

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Anyone here buying eclipse?

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>>32711441
>everyone is single but Olivia

>>32711485
>he got the name right but literally everything else wrong

>>32711480
well didn't you know anon? in this universe xir is a non-binary pansexual

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>>32711451
>let's take nanu and make him yaoibait and give him a "tragic" backstory

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>>32711441
>Kukui is a selfish asshole in a broken marriage

>Ultra Sun and Moon
>Hau is a grouchy food connoisseur and the only person in Alola that doesn't like malasadas

>>32711497

I want this. Olivia needs love

>>32711497
Who would she be married to?

>>32711567

Tapu Lele

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>USUM won't be about Alola descending into chaos because some trainer captured all the island guardians

>>32711511
this isnt the shithole with bill c16, fuck off with your nouns.

>>32711441
i really hope the game is like this because if not theres no reason to buy it. god. im trying so hard to stay optimistic

>>32711618
>USUM
please leave and never come back/.

>>32711637
To be fair there really wasn't any reason to buy Emerald either but people still went for it.
Anything with a coat of paint sells so I don't see how this will be any different.

>>32711641
Do you bitch about HGSS too, faggot?

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>>32711618
>Alola descending into chaos because some trainer captured all the island guardians
>>32711641
this, I prefer ULTRA SUMO because of how stupid it sounds

>>32711441
>Hau becomes a Blue/Silver Tier rival.

>>32711641
But USUM is the acronym of those games, Anon. I guess you prefer ULTRA SUMO.

>>32711654
> I prefer ULTRA SUMO
i feel like a fucking retard saying that
>>32711652
no, because HGSS sounds better.
>>32711652
i also hope you get cancer of the ass, but that should be easy for a faggot like you after all the cocks you take.

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>>32711706
>i feel like a fucking retard saying that
>feel like

>>32711689
why not USM or just UltraS&M

>Nanu already had a black z-ring

>>32711706
>because of how stupid it sounds
>I feel like a fucking retard for saying that
that's the point

>>32711641
Ikr, so tired of you all not properly shortening it correctly to UlSuUlMo.

>>32711711
>hurr durr

>>32711641
You're right anon, it should be U(SM)

>>32711441
>Professor Guzma
>Illama is the manliest character
>Lana is feminine
>Kiawe is a ice trainer
>Mallow can't cook
>Olivia has a harem
>Sopholecs is /fit/
>Accerlora is serious
>Hapu is tall
>Mohn goes insane since lumsaine went away
>Lille has the smallest story role
>Gladion is overly friendly
>The flying elite four has a huge story role
>Hau is edgy
>Team suplex leader kukcki

>>32711740
yes. that's exactly what your sound like.

>>32711717
USM is also valid but like Black 2 and White 2 my autism prevents me to call them B2W2 instead of BW2.

i hate /vp/ so fucking much right now, i wonder why i ever come here in the 1st place...but its still better than Reddit...

>>32711750
I hate all of this.

>>32711782
Only a redditor would believe /vp/ is better than anything

>>32711782
at least reddit doesn't argue on how to call it derailing every single thread like a huge meatball of autism

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>>32711711
>>32711654

Every fucking time someone says Ultra Sumo I'm reminded of this

>>32711750
>Mallow can't cook
so nothing changed there

>>32711706
>sounds better
Like audibly? Higsiss?