Imagine what it's like to work here... developing the

I work here, Gen 1 remakes are next.

>>32708304
Yeah, I heard they are giving Mewtwo some cool new armor!

>>32708304
Would you mind telling us what a normal day at the office is like over there?

Bitchy coworkers, strict bosses, office politics? Give the whole enchilada.

>>32708313
Mew and Mewtwo will fuse and create Mewthree.

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>>32708194

>Be me
>Work at GF
>I frequent 4chan's /vp/
>I think I know pretty well what the pokemon fans want
>One day
>We are going to brief a new game
>Fuck yes, I have been waiting my entire life for this
>Diamond and Pearl remakes, here I come
>I suggest it
>Everyone laughs at me in japanese
>They call me a faggot
>They suggest creating a garbage DLC nobody wanted for a hand held console that is 6, soon to be 7 years old
>I try to compromise
>''Why not port it to the switch?'' I ask
>The laugh at me again, my co-workers punch me in the face
>mfw Pokemon Ultra Sun and Fucking Moon are released in November 2017

>>32708327
I'm in one of the USA branches so the politics are like anywhere else here. One interesting thing is that multiple times Reggie has called a meeting with our branch and as soon as we are at the long table, he pulls out his schlong and plops it on the table. Then we all start lapping at it until he cums and says "Good, just like Reggie asked.". Every time he calls one of these meetings, he informs Nintendo Headquarters in Japan and a pikachu feature or reference gets added to a main game.

>>32708194
It probably sucks OP

>>32708386
They were right, tho.