>every gen has a mandatory mythical pocket pussy why

>>32621265
Why not?

>>32621265
so that I can keep expanding my list of shotas

>>32621265
You forgot Shaymin, Victini, Hoopa, and Magearna

Don't tell me you don't want to fuck them?

>>32621378
>hoopa
dude wtf

>magearna
not small enough, in terms of proportions

>>32621265
Jirachi is the most fuckable mythical, prove me wrong.
Pro tip: you can't

>>32621265
>>32621378

>Mew
>Celebi
>Jirachi
>Manaphy
>Shaymin
>Victini
>Hoopa (Confined)
>Marshadow

I feel like Meloetta, Diancie, and Magearna form their own thing

>>32621443
She's metallic

>>32621265
>>32621443
>mythical
Doesn't exist, they're legendaries.

>>32621443
ugh, look at this disgusting thing

Movie marketing

>>32621468
The official site disagrees with you

http://www.pokemon.com/us/strategy/mythical-pokemon-distribution-round-up-part-1/

http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-news/nows-your-chance-for-magearna/

>>32621481
That's stupid. For the longest while it was accepted that Mythicals were Legendaries, I don't see the need to treat them like their own thing all of a sudden

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>>32621477

>>32621481
The official site is retarded, as are Gamefreak

>>32621489
Better retcon/elaboration than "dude multiverse lmao"

>>32621489
It has kind of been a thing in Japan long before the distinction was made everywhere else. Couldn't tell you when that distinction began, though. It may have been around since as early as gen 3, but that's only my guess. I do recall there being some cases where some Pokemon were considered so rare in-universe that they were pretty much thought not to exist being a thing from the beginning, though, and Pokemon like Mew and Celebi were always brought up.

>>32621489
Ita just a word for the mons you can't get ingame anon, its not like they're suddenly normal pokemon or anything.

>>32621552
It wasnt even a retcon, and what's even wrong with multiverses?

>>32621552
Multiverses were brought up in Black/White, dude. Heck, they've pretty much been around before then.

Should they have kept using the 100-base-stat-across-the-board design element for the new mythicals or are you alright with them having specialized stats nowadays, /vp/?

>>32621468
>전설의 포켓몬=?=환상의 포켓몬
As a gook, I'm confounded.

>>32621378
I'm not brain damaged, and no, you aren't funny.
>>32621265
Because they want to erase people with good taste from society.

DUDE CATCH EM ALL* LMAO

*You can't actually catch them all.

>>32621265
Gen 7's is magearna, not marshadow. For some reason I feel like 5's should be victini instead of meloetta

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>wanting to fuck a cat fetus
remember that this is the original mew sprite

>>32625860
>you're not funny
?

I was being serious. Why don't you want to fuck them?

>>32627661
>the purpose of these Pokemon is so that you can impregnate the fuck out of them
This

Excuse me but marshadow has boipussi

>>32621265
Why are they pixie human shit tho, Shaymin was the only good one out of these piles of absolute shit

>>32627948
no

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>>32627948
Not necessarily. But Manaphy definitely does.

>>32621432
Magearna is thick as fuck, faggot