This motherfucking pokemon used body slam and zen headbutt on you.
Paralyzing and causing you to flinch.
What do?
>>32563439
Switch to Heatran
Nothing, I'm paralyzed
wish for osho
await violation
>>32563439
Fug jirachi
>>32563457
Osho was truly a treasure
And gone too soon
>>32563439
JOKE'S ON YOU
>>32563939
iron head :^)
>>32563439
Await my end? Nothing else I can do.
Unless I somehow manage to trigger my self-destruct despite being paralyzed, then take Jirachi down with me.
>>32563439
>body slam
>2.4 lbs
>1 ft
Holy fuck, how did that thing even pin me down? I need to eat a cheeseburger or something.
get good OP
112+ Atk Expert Belt Torterra Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Jirachi: 341-403 (100 - 118.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>32565484
first torterra need to atack
>>32565495
Do you even Trick Room, faggot?