This fucking star-child just appeared in front of you, wherever

>>32544265
>he
I wish to fuck a female Jirachi

>>32544265
I wish Jirachi couldn't grant wishes

>>32544277
Why would you do this.

>>32544289
to set it free and have it be you're waifu for laifu

I wish for 200 million dollars

PUT ME IN THE PMD WORLD JIRACHI

>>32544265
i wish for sexy time with a jirachi(female)

All of George Soros' money in cash.

>>32544265
I wish for a Sexy well-endowed Nidoqueen lover.

If I had one wish we would be best friends, love would never end, it would just begin.
(Starting here right now)
If I had one wish, you would be my boo, promise to love you (promise love) trust me I trust you. (I'll trust you)
If I had one wish, we would run away (yes we would), making love all day,
(feel so good) have us a baby.

>>32544337
>>32544353
>Wishing for money
Why would you do this.

>>32544384
So I could stop working for a living

>>32544265
Which wish rules apply?
I actually really like the way they did it in the movie, with Jirachi just using its psychic teleportation abilities to steal stuff people wish for.

And in case movie rules apply, I wish for some rock samples from distant planets.

>>32544395
It does whatever the wish is in the easiest way possible, so in the case of getting objects that already exist, it's easier to Teleport them than to Create them.

>>32544265
I wish for another wish

$500 million of donald drumphs money

I wish for a special machine that can produce an infinite supply of any Pokemon I want, already in a pokeball of whatever type I want for balltism purposes.

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>>32544265
She knows what I want

Wish for him to go see Archie and Shelly and cheer them up.

This will distract them by giving them what they really want while I make a beeline to awaken Kyogre for myself.

>>32544355
>guy with a Nidoqueen Fetish and a giant dick appears in front of you
You're dealing with one of those genies, anon

>>32544270
This

>>32544473
>Implying OP cares you're wasting your wish on a one time fuck
I wish for a female Jirachi to fall in love with me
Boom, three extra wishes and a waifu.

>>32544523
That's probably the best way to go about it.
>tfw no qt wish granting waifu to drain my balls every night

>>32544539
And she's like, two feet tall, so those holes are extra tight.

>>32544265
I wish that all Pokemon are exclusively male from now on.

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>>32544552
you absolute fucking madman

Turn me into a gardevoir

>>32544552
Nice job slowly killing off all pokemon because they can't reproduce, you literal faggot. Even the dittos would only be male somehow.

>>32544552
>Pokemon can no longer reproduce

This is why homosexuality is cancer and needs to be purged.

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>>32544552

>>32544552
re

>>32544552
I wish all Pokemon were female, and could be impregnated by humans.

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>>32544591
>Our world is literally going to end because of overpopulation

In 100% honesty, we need less offspring, especially from retards.

>>32544827
This is a fair point, but if there's a fucking Jirachi here granting wishes, and someone makes Pokemon real, then we can probably escape this planet and populate others.
Reminder that Pokemon can literally be frozen solid and then then thaw just fine, no real harm done.

I wish Arceus was my waifu

>>32544265
I wish my Typhlosion in Gold had a better Special IV.

>>32544827
This.
Jirachi, I wish Pokemon were real and I had Mega Raquaza in a pokeball, so I can wipe out retards as needed.

>>32544827
There's no overpopulation from Pokemon though, that person is just being a faggot.

>>32545450
YET.
Knowing how eggs work? Pokemon could literally cover the planet in months, if not faster.

>>32544265
i wish to be reborn in the pokemon world

>>32545673
>Reborn
>Not going for a direct import
>Not bringing the Pokemon to you

>>32544265

May becomes my sex slave

>>32544265
I wish Jirachi to be a vorefag, who after many years caves to the fetish. The predator Pokemon will agree only if Jirachi was completely paralysed, once swallowed, Jirachi realises they hate the role as prey but prefer pred.

>>32544265
I wish to die peacefully in my sleep tonight without voiding my bladder and bowels.

>>32544827
Hey buddy. How do you clean the poop out of your foreskin? :^)

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I wish that I could go back in time knowing what I do now

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>>32544265
I wish I could have a Stand
That way I could at least have someone to talk to

>>32545761
just get a tulpa if you're that desperate

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>>32544265
Can it wish away the emptiness I feel inside?

>>32545782
Maybe?
I know I'm gonna try
Jirachi, I wish Pokemon were real, and I had a full team, ready to be trained and to bond with.

>>32544265
I would wish for 9 A* in my gcses

>>32544265
Wish to live in the Pokémon world
Hope I'm in the middle of the woods so I can get put in missing 411

>>32544270
This but fat.

I wish for more wishes, if I can't I wish for more Jirachis to get more wishes

>>32544265
I wash all male character and Pokemon die.

>>32545887
>Congrats, now they're all ghosts hunting your ass down

>>32544265
To put him in a diaper and be his caretaker forever

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>>32544265
Tell it that I wish for it to stay by my side.
>Jirachi acquired
>the rest of /vp/ can't even get their preferred waifu- or petmons

captcha: durant [street]
cool

>>32545770
don't do this
this is bad advice

>>32545697
my life sucks and is half over, i'd rather have a childhood filled with real pokemon.