>tfw skin reddens easily when scratched >pretend im machoke

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>>32541264
I'm not even cringing, I'm just confused

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uhm what i dont get this at all

>>32541280
aww his name is Barley CUTE

>>32541264
cum on it

>>32541280

>how the fuck did my life end up like this

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It took me a second
I don't think you're autistic OP, I just think this thread is fucking stupid

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...the heck is happening

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>>32543251
>pretending to be a fictional creature isn't autistic

Where the fuck are the mods?

>>32543582
They are busy pretending to be Machoke

>>32541264
Post more of your body, Ma-choke-me Daddy.

>>32543336
Img source?

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>>32541264
>>32541279
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>>32543741
What the fuck does this mean

>>32541264
Now when you say pretend do you mean you go "haha look I'm machoke" or do you start flexing and spouting the word machoke as if you were the pokemon? The first is dumb the second is cringe, making this thread was cringe and me responding makes me autistic.

>>32541264
I feel you OP, sometimes I snip open a hole into my bedsheets with scissors, lay down under them and poke my dick out to pretend I'm a diglett. I wish I could evole into Dugtrio as well...

>>32541264
It took me a moment to process this.

OP, why don't you just commit murder, slice off the victim's arms, stitch them to your sides and pretend you're a Machamp.
Machoke is weak. Machamp is strong.

>>32543741
>>32543754
The white noise of a running shower allows you to clearly think the thoughts weighing heavy on your mind. Giving you the clues to improve your life

>>32543822
That actually almost happened once.

>>32543823
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>>32541280

>>32541280
that bear has seen some shit. perhaps literally