/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

This is a /spooferfreethread/. All /spoofers/ please leave.

WHY PICK THE COLOR OF PISS TO SPOOF?

>>32539761
Walkie cuck propaganda

>>32539764
WHY PICK THE COLOR OF YOUR BALLS AFTER I FINISHED KEKING YOU WITH YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTERS?

What's the difference between Pokehuntr.com and Pokehuntr.co?

I've been using .co because it's much lighter on the phone, pls don't tell me it's malware

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Reminder that God-Emperor Hanke isn't done smiting the heretical cheaters

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>>32539795

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Who /comfy/ car gym takeover here?

>>32539923
oh shit I remember when I used to do this.

It's full fucking regret everytime you finish the Mcdonalds lunch, this is why I never ate there anymore.

lost 20kg and now I'm happy playing Pokemon Go legit

>>32539923
>McDonald's
Disgusting. It's like you want to be fat

>>32539955
I'm usually a walkfag but I need to take down a level 10 gym so I needed a comfy seat.

>>32539967
kys carcuck. I hope you crash bandicoot was a good game

>>32539761

Guess who has enough candy to evolve his tenth perfect IV Tyranitar.

(thisguy)

So now that actual cheaters are getting rekt, we are focusing on carfags now? Why? I only play while walking, and even then I think targeting carfags is autism. Some people need to chill

>>32540040
What else do you want to talk about?

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Shit CP but it's got the good moves

>>32540040
Carfags are second worst of the four player types, wasting gas and time while not actually walking and getting the full fitness benefits of the game, kinda like spoofing but more costly and more effort, and can't hatch eggs, pretty low-tier

At least they aren't the ravaged asshole of snipers

>>32540049
Something less autistic, like nice catches/hatches, getting cucked by the RNGods, update speculation, etc. Just spitballing here

>>32540068
They're mostly cucking themselves then, so who cares?

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>>32539660
>>32539603
Mission accomplished. Damn 15 hours 3 dragonites.

>>32539678
>dat chansey tho
>>32539727
>Chansey then Dnite
Did that. I saw the dragonite pop up with 52 min so i had time to take another shower shit and shave


>>32539690
>Why would you even think twice about this? 30$ for your buisness is cheap af!!!
What you going on about now anon?

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>>32540086
>so who cares?
No one, it's just banter lad, don't get yer knickers in a twist over posts in /pgg/

It's all for good fun anyway

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>>32540099
comfy
>mfw gonna go back out and hit up gyms with my gf

>>32540068
Nothing wrong with carfags. They end up paying money for the same things walkfags can do, albeit a little faster, and, as you said, they can't hatch eggs. Plus, even with a car you'd still need to walk to specific destinations (i.e. parks).

You win some, you lose some.

>>32540040
How can carfags cheat? They hardly get anything out of it, only some Pokestops when having to yield or at a red light maybe.

>>32540099

Good work, Chicaganon.

>>32539923
>20 nuggets
>large drink
>sundae
>whatever else is in the bag

Absolutely disgusting, you fat fuck.

hey guys, breathing is cheating, please stop doing it, thanks

>>32540125
That's kind of my point, I'm wondering why people give a shit about carfags.

>>32540159
>Breathing and Spoofing
What cha gonna do now, Dinofags?

>>32540159
Fuck off apneafag.

Playing this game in its current state should be considered a crime against all of humanity

>>32539856
His majesties benevolence alone will burn away the filth, only beautiful sunlit days ahead lads

>spoofers
How hard was it to get >10 100% IV DG blisseys?

Theres a spoofer on my team level 32 who (i think trains then) puts there 2920 blissey in area gyms. I went on gymhuntr recently and i counted 5 100% blisseys with DG

Was it that easy?

>>32540049
I think it is time to start making templates for our mons we want to trade/looking for. IK it seems like jumping the gun, but it will come, and a good template would be nice so we can all start setting one up. I have around 200 mons I would be willing to trade so it's not like it's going to be a one night ordeal to setup.

>>32540192
Not hard. You make it seem like we walked around to find them.

>>32540120
a man after my own grimy heart, truly.

>>32540200
Which pokemon do i want to save candy for gen3/gen4? Is there a chart?

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H Y P E

>>32540114
More like unfair. Cityfags are playing on easymode^10

>>32540203
Post your blisseys anon

>>32540209
>believing literal specilation thread on plebbit

Anon please.

>>32540208
I started to make one, but got kinda sidetracked with all the features I wanted on the chart. Ended up making a bigger project than I originally tended so I just stopped.

>>32540214
Sounds like you should hit up the nearest city/area with a twitter feed this weekend.

>>32540209

>hey gusy we migh have or not have an update but we wont tell you le xD !!!! plz keep buying our shitty incubators and overpriced lure modules lolzord !! :3

kys and end your lineage, please

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>>32540208
here is a simple one I threw together in a minute, should at least give you an idea.

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>>32540233

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>>32540289
>>32540208
Not pretty but
>1/2

>>32540208
>for gen 3
off yourself please

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>>32540208
>>32540315
>2/2
>tfw shouldnt have evolved 8 togetics

>>32540315
eh, better than mine thats for sure

>>32540200
I really do like this idea, lets start on one! Will give us something to do for the next while or so. get our minds off the update that is supposed to come out this month, that will actually get released at the end of next month.

>it's a nick streams instead of making a video yet doesn't have the stream available to watch episode

>>32540396
He actually still plays? He did a live stream of him catching pokemon, something reversal does? I thought he stopped and only did eating/packages with the occasional r.eddit readings

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>>32539923
The Serena action figure makes this picture way funnier.

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>trying to play Pokemongo
>direct myself to the cluster nearby my home
>some long time friend intercepts me and starts asking how am I doing
>have to hide phone in my pocket out of shame

>>32540125
As a passenger I find the anti stop update doesn't work particularly well, I just swipe before reaching it a couple pixels away, and when it loads I get the items.

I dunno maybe my shitty phone/GPS works to my benefit.

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>tfw you finally discovered a use for your charge beam/focus blast ampharos
>mfw it was training against a lapras

I really hope lapras makes a comeback

>>32540445

a realistic chart would only contain blissey, dragonite, snorlax and tyranitar

>>32540455
What about dragonite gyarados.

That chart is wrong about magneton, it's stami is too low and can only get zap cannon out if the gyarados has HP and even then if it has DT your magneton is wrecked

>>32540455
>implying there aren't at least 5 Gyarados in every gym

What third world country do you live in that only spoofers care about?

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>>32540445
>Volt Switch
>recommended
>on anything

>>32540445
Anyone else notice that lanturn is slow af for getting thunderbolt out? It's a tank but i find myself consistently long pressing twice to get it to use TB. Maybe thunder would be faster at its current rate. I assuke lanturn has a shit attack stat. Electabuzz shoote TB off like Jolteon.

Electabuzz are my go but if i can only allocate one mon for gyardos it's still gotta be lanturn

>>32540208
Magmortar is my bro so Im definitely saving for him. Electivire is cool too i guess. Unless togekiss becomes a god by then, I'll probably just evolve for the dex, along with all the other shitmon.

>>32540467
The chart is right, because Magneton's typing and defense stat are enough to get a zap cannon out easy if it has charge beam. My only perfect one has that moveset and is under 1400 CP, if it dies it's just a revive and two potions from back in action, unlike electabuzz which doesn't resist any of gyarados's moveset (more than half of them which have dragon tail, dragonbreath, outrage, twister).

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dead gaem

>>32540545
Nice machamp

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Why do so many people here always have Bluetooth activated? it fucking bothers me immensly

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>>32540545
But that was during the grass event?

>>32540560
You don't listen to your music wirelessly? How poor are you?

>>32540585
This. It's always on here because of Pokemon GO Plus or my headset.

>>32540545
Wild Machamp wtf
I've never even seen a Machoke.

>>32540585
Applefag detected

>>32540063
Isn't Heracross exclusive to south america or something?

>>32540331
I wish they'd focus on adding Pokemon that evolve from already obtainable Pokemon like Togetic, Gliscor, Tangrowth, etc. before adding gen 3.

>>32540656
Rhydon is already one of the best Pokemon. It doesn't need to be any stronger right now.

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Just a little more each day at a time

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>>32540794
Once you start hitting the millions the real ride begins

>Take level 10 gym down half way.
>01:56
>Feel the urge to overtake it and kick them all out to surprise them when they wake up.

>>32540838
You run the risk of the gym becoming stronger if your don't take it completely down.

>>32540909
Some level 37 spoofer is in the gym for like 6 months, it must end now.

>>32540794
>double exp event
>buy lucky eggs
>buy lures
>connect GoPlus
>play for 3 days straight farming shitmon, eggs, and mass evos
>went from lvl 27 to 32

Felt so goodman. I rarely play for more than an hour or so a day so playing for three entire days was draining af. But at least now i can start to have some presence in gyms.

flygps giving me "failed to detect location" error
>worked last week
>no work this week
must be patch in recent update,
anyone know fix/workaround?

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really dude

>>32541107
As long as the dodge bug persists, glass cannons are worthless when attacking gyms. So this guy is full of hsit.

>>32541139
shit, even, that was terrible.

>>32541139
I only dodge charge with confusion alakazams. If it's just 1 blissey I'll bring two alakazams and spam them to death. 40 seconds to take down a 3k blissey

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>>32540641
>mfw I live in Florida and I've been hoarding every Heracross and Corsola

>>32541107
>Omastar and Starmie are better than Vaporeon
My fucking sides

Not only does Omastar have a weakness to Ground (aka, one of the biggest targets for Water attackers), but it's just plain wrong anyway

The entire meta, prestiging and attacking, is based upon tanks. The bulkier the better, an attack Blissey can fire through 3+ defenders with still some gas left, Vaporeon can take down 2+ also because it's so damn bulky.

The only glass cannon that works in this game is attack Jolteon, simply because it can rip through Gyarados so fast it doesn't even get to use Hydro Pump to activate the dodge bug.

I just saw a gym get ripped apart and stocked by a spoofer only to get ripped apart by another spoofer

>>32541296
Such is life in Hanke's world. Don't take it personal.

>>32541305
They arent even prestiging though, just staying at lvl 4

>>32541315
a-amazing senpai, p-please, go on

>>32541019
I just go for a 20min walks everyday with my dog and catch whatever I can find on my path and sit in a park that ha a stop and go home,then I just use thhe stuff I got from that walk on whather house spawns that night.

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>>32540992
And done.

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>>32541427
Speaking of night right on time.

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>>32541517
>walking Gyarados

>>32541526
Magikarps dont spawn here so the candy is rare and him bing a 1km buddy it's easier just to walk him

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>>32541428
nj

>>32541428
> >45min
>lost the first battle
It's 2017 so id say you're new but why the fuck would anyone ever choose instinct. wth anon im at a loss

>>32541631
>45min
I had to do it alone, there was no way I could win the first battle.
>why the fuck would anyone ever choose instinct.
It's the only team with a male leader and also instinct has the best theme.

>>32541670
>It's the only team with a male leader and also instinct has the best theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O0Np8teO7U
it really doesn't

>>32541631
I chose instinct because the first day all I saw was red and blue, wanted to be on the underdog team, I knew I would probably be one of the best in my area.

I have no regrets, instinct owns the majority of the area where I live. We got level 10 gyms everywhere and when they get taken down we typically can get them back to 10 the same day b/c we are all so hungry, and pretty much fighting eachother for gym spots.

>>32541631
I went Instinct because my two closest friends went Valor and Mystic respectively. We've always had rivalries in Pokemon, but we actually help each other out by kicking out the lowest member of a level 10 gym and throwing our own Pokemon in.

>it's a /pgg/ cries about car playing episode

homos

>>32542146

Car fags are cheaters. This is a fact.

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>>32539755

>>32542301
just to leave my home to get to the closest town it is 12 miles. wtf are you even talking about? at this point it is just a fucking meme. THINK ABOUT IT. THEY HAVE A FUCKING PASSENGER BUTTON.

if they didn't want people playing in their cars then they would speed limit clicking on mons as well.

#RevArmy

>>32540396
it's up now

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE, /pgg/.

>>32542437
I dont know what that means but dont make me kiss you

>it's a nick does a nuzlocke stream and gets BTFO episode

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>>32542558

>>32540315

>cp3000 grass mon

take my money

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end my life. If only i knew how to do push notifications from twitter that are keyword sensitive. Unown never

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>>32542885
At least i collected from 10 with my muk in a gym. Also caught a dratini making it 67 candies in one day

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>>32542898
Oh almost forgot, didnt have to go a day without a grimer too

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>Failed To Get Game Data From The Server
>think I have finally been banned by mistake (I have never spoofed)
>praying it is the case so I can finally stop playing this time sink shit game
>a couple minutes later try again

GODDAMN YOU HANKE

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>>32542923
Just stop anon. They havent even given you new content for months. How are you seriously addicted to this game to the point where you cant stop playing without constantly thinking about wanting to play?

Crack heads and alcoholics i understand but a fuckin mobile game is not a drug you degenerate. Get your shit together

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In other news, anything new on TryNBanMe01-08?

>>32543157
If actually is

>>32543269
At least you'll be able to walk like a Kenyan villager

Hi Anon! Is it true that if you run away from the original 3 starters enough, you can get a Pikachu?
Just wondering because I wanted to start playing this (finally) and wanted to get Mascot-chu to go with my choice of team lightning chicken.

>>32543294
It makes 0 difference you're going to keep catching them over and over again

>>32543296
I still want to start with Pikachu regardless.

>>32543294
yeah I did this, restarted a few days later when I found out

>>32543296
It matters when it comes to the medal

>>32543322
Cool! Thanks for the confirmation.

>>32543192
Where in Jersey? Find me his address and I'll leave him some dead animals on his porch.
I work at animal shelter, specifically for terminating animals. My boss is a dumb Swede lady who is partly blind and doesn't know one of my co-workers is skinning the dead cats for the last 2 years.

>>32543360
W-wtf is wrong with you....

>>32543366
What is wrong with him (sorry for assuming the gender)?

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Anyone knows of any working scanner apps for Android?
I used to have a blast with PokeAlert back in the day, is there a similar alternative nowaways?

>>32543366
I'm not the one who skins them. I let it slide because he occasionally brings me back free food for lunch.
Besides the cats are already dead.

>>32543360
why is every animal """"""""""""""shelter"""""""""""""'s main role killing as many animals as possible

>>32543374
poketrack, but you have to pay for a api key now

there's no way around it though, you have to pay for a key if you want to scan now and there isn't a city map for your area

>>32543294
oh no anon don't play team yellow, play blue unless all the gyms near you aren't blue

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Oh? What will it be?

>>32543594
>Wanting a female leader.
>Zapdos >>> Moltres > Articuno
>Instinct > valor > mystic

>>32543682
pinecone

>>32543682
Gligar

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>>32543693
>>32543697

>>32543707
>10 attack
damn anon sorry :(

>>32543687
>not wanting blanche to hold your face to the ground with her boot while candela milks your cock
anon..............

>>32543711
Well, at least the candy comes in handy for my good Snorlax. Unfortunately my good Snorlax doesn't have Hyper Beam.

>>32543720
honestly I don't really believe moves matter too much for defenders, the main thing you want is a high cp poke that is hard to shave and doesn't make prestiging a nightmare the way blissey does

>>32543718
I wouldn't mind that but I still rather have a male leader.

>>32543723
I was taking down a gym with random high CP Pokemon I saved from lucky egg evolving and they seemed to perform well just because of the high CP.

I'm still a perfectionist so hopefully one day I get at least a max HP IV Snorlax. Or maybe Bottle Caps become a thing in GO eventually.

>>32543735
what you really want is 15 attack

attack scales cp higher than the other stats by a lot

a 15 attack 0 hp 0 def snorlax at level 40 is roughly the same cp as a 15 hp 15 def 3 attack snorlax

>>32543750
How can you tell the attack

>>32543718
Blanche is a guy

>>32543723
They matter for as long that fucking HP glitch still exists.

>>32540315
>tfw evolved and powered 6 Rhydon
Gotta farm fast

>>32543831
Blissey makes the game literally retarded. It's like hanke doesn't care. It's like he wants it to suck. Like once he saw how popular he was he subconsciously sabotaged it out of a fear of failure or the illuminati made him ruin it

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>only one Machamp since last year's September
>this happens
Fuck you Hankerino

>>32543842
Lol

>>32543843
How good is Machamp anyway compared to the supposed other Blissey killers?

>>32543853
Dishes the best damage but gets killed fast if you don't dodge.

Exeguttor with solar beam is the safest choice because it resists ZH and psychic,takes neutral from the rest and is tanky.

>>32543853
>>32543865
Best two for me are Alakazam and Machamp, but I'd imagine Exeggutor is also great like you say, because of it's ludicrous attack

>>32543869
There's Heracross too. And I think Ursaring with C/HB isn't so bad either.

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>>32543881
Never tried Heracross and yeah, Ursaring is like second tier but still good
General strong attackers like WG/HP Vaporeon and a non-SW Dragonite can also rip up Blissey, but not as well as Machamp/Alakazam

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>>32543881
Uh, or CC I guess (just evolved this guy).

Not bad, already had one with HB

>>32543892
Espeon too. The problem is staying alive while plowing through the pink blob. I think only a few can do that safely against them, treeman is the best imo

>>32543908
If it's Pound, Machamp can stay alive
If it's Zen, Alakazam can stay alive

Just gotta test the waters first then use the right dude, although I'll need to give Exeggutor a try next time

>>32539923
This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen in this general.

>>32540415
lol

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>>32543360
>>32543389

>>32543928
>This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen in this general.
The comfiest thing you mean.

>>32543843
>evolved 3 chop chops after farming a nest for hours
>2 got counter/dynamic punch
>1 got counter/close combat
>put them all to ~1675 for my general prestiging team
can't complain

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What the fuck, my shop has disappeared

>>32543953
Diabetes and being socially inept doesn't sound too comfy, anon

>>32543974
On top of being a fool and forking out thirty five dollarydoos for a Hankewatch

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Just encountered my first wild Dragonite ever, been playing since release

It ran away

Fml

>>32543982
tfw so spoiled by river biome that the last two times I saw a wild dragonite I used a pineapple because I knew it had bad ivs

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>>32543982
You get used to it after a while
I've had about 3/4 other Dragonites despawn before I reached them too

>>32543968
Your days of spoofing are over

>>32544008

Sorce ?

>>32544008
>anyone who is better than you is a spoofer
Epic

>>32544012
>being """""""""""""""""""""""""""better"""""""""""""""""""""" in pogo literally only means playing it for longer, cheating, or spending lots of money
nice

>>32540641
You can get it in the south end of Texas and the bottom of Florida

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>>32543922
My two Alakazam rolled Shadow Ball and my only Machamp rolled double steel. You can't imagine my sour grapes when someone tells me these are the two best Blissey killers.

>>32544040
there really aren't many all around best blissey killers, it depends on the moves a lot

personally I use a mix of machamp and skarmory/umbreon depending on the blissey moves

>>32543985
Even though this was my first wild one ever I used a pinap like the retard I am
Guess I deserved it for stupidly taking tge risk

>>32544007
Damn that's rough
But I can't ever get used to good shit fleeing I think

>>32544092
if you're already doing a curve + great + ultra throw, raspberries only make like a 1-2% difference in the total catch rate, it's not usually worth it unless you planned on using the poke itself

>>32540636
Apparently poor people are so stupid they don't realize that you can listen to music wirelessly on non-apple devices. Yes, even your piece of shit phone,

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https://twitter.com/PokemonGoApp/status/864466244040359938?s=08

#AdventureWeek is coming! Starting May 18, encounter more Rock-type Pokémon, get more items from PokéStops & more!

>>32544137
poor people use wireless shit headphones that sound awful and need to constantly charge, wealthy people use nice headphones with a chord

>>32544145
>4x candy again

Neat.

>>32544145
I fucking hope they don't increase larvitar spawns, I don't want tyranitar all over my local gyms

>>32544147
Wealthy people wear Beats© by Dre™ which provide both style and performance.

>>32544145
>Rock-type Pokémon such as Omanyte, Kabuto, and their Evolutions. Keep an eye out—maybe you’ll even spot Aerodactyl!
>no Larvitar
at least x4 buddy candy means I'll be able to finally evolve mine

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>>32544040
Those two might be good, but anything with high CP and good moves can do the job. I personally use a Vaporeon and Gyarados with HPump, could probably also use a Dragonite and my Golem too. If it's a ZB/Psychic version my Exeggutor would do fine as well.

>>32544147
my headphones last ~40hrs on a single charge, fym
>>32544157
>Beats
>performance
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>32544173
>living in squalor
I'll stick with my hd650s

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>>32544157
>Beats by Dre
>style and performance

>>32544145
6x buddy candy! Fuck yeah

>>32544171
I mean the problem with blissey isn't killing her, it's prestiging her

>>32544145
>x4 buddy candy
>rock type spawns increased
Fuck yeah, looks like I won't have to wait so long for T-tar

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>>32544145
>Blissey walking distance cut by 3/4

>>32544214
I didn't realize how bad the blissey problem was in some areas until recently, here in central london her cp is too low for most people to use since she gets shaved and makes prestiging too hard

visited a small town nearby and 3 of the gyms were at least half blissey

fuck that

>>32544145
pls increase Larvitar pls increase Larvitar pls increase Larvitar

Geodude
Graveler
Golem
Onix
Rhyhorn
Rhydon
Omanyte
Omaster
Kabuto
Kabutops
Aerodactyl
Sudowoodo
Shuckle
Magcargo
Corsola
Larvitar
Pupitar
Tyranitar

>>32544235
Aerodactyl and Larvitar line are probably going to be like Lapras during the water event

Nonexistent

>>32544145
>x4 buddy candy
>x2 items
>potential increase in Larvitar spawns

This event is gonna be gud.

Finally complete my rock medal.

>>32544235
>Corsola
>implying

I predict that I'll catch 0 larvitar during the rock event, just like I caught 0 chansey during the egg event, 0 lapras during the water event, and 0 tangela during the grass event

I can't decide whether to walk Cyndaquil or Mareep. I still need both of their evolution lines and both of them rarely ever spawn.

>>32544290
electric sheep

the porcupine nests, sheep is always rare

Larvatar is ground/dragon, not rock.

Plebs.

>>32544299
kill yourself

Looks like Niantic shill anon was right

>>32544303
hm?

>>32543570
Because "animal lovers" don't love animals enough to adopt.

>>32544276
I know that feel.

>>32544268
In it's region obviously...

>>32544145
CAN I FINALLY GET BROSNEK PLEASE GOD PLEASE

>>32544235
I only care about getting some Geodude candy and walking my Larvitar/Blissey desu

>>32544276
same

>>32544145
FUCK YEAH

Hopefully more Onix too because I still don't have a Steelix. I was in Athens a few weeks ago but missed out on each Onix on the radar due to not being able to leave my group at those moments.
Decreased walking distance is nice too, but any word on possible double candy in general? I would love to trade in all of the shit iv rare mons I kept with me for double candy.

>>32544312
it wouldn't feel as bad if I hadn't actively tried to catch those during the event and spent the whole time hunting

>Blissey just appeared on the radar with 10 minutes left
>half a mile away
>humid as fuck outside

The things I do for this game.

>>32544346
honestly I think both double candy and double stardust will be extremely rare

>>32544346
>>32544145
Also btw, would it be wise to switch from Larvitar to Mareep once I have enough for the former? Or continue walking Larvitar, waiting for the next possible electric mon/reduced distance event?

>>32540315
>3072 cp

See, this shit is why I'm still unable to evolve my sub 80 iv Porygons. I got the candy now, but doing so locks me in.

>>32540331
I hope the downside of making them babies puts Happiny and Munchlax back down to 5 km status. Also curious if Mime Jr. will also be regional

>>32544190
Everytime there's a Blissey in my team's gym I just kill the first Pokemon and leave. Rack up the 1000 prestige points, rinse and repeat.

>>32544235
>tfw no Corsola shitting up the scanner with their useless existence
Feels good. Now if only Shuckle the mother fuckle and Turdowoodo disappeared during those days as well.

Oh look, another shit tier event to distract us while they push back substantial updates.

Nick is literally being cuck'd by Snorlax

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>>32544456
forgot pic

4X CANDY FOR BUDDY WALKING

PRAISE HANKE

>>32544450
kys

>>32544450
>4x buddy candy
>shit-tier
Get off your lazy fat ass and walk

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>>32544467

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>>32544467
why'd you censor out her name?

>>32544456
>>32544467
>>32544530

lmao what the fuck

>nest migration tomorrow
>event Thursday

It's all good, man.

>>32544586
I just looked her up shes an asian instagram slut, probably has had more than 100 cocks in her

>>32544594
>shes an asian instagram slut

A damn shame too. She was a prude, shy girl up until a few months before she met Nick. Judging by her FB, her sister's friends turned her and her sisters into thots. Very bad influence.

>>32544145
There are too many things I want to walk. I can't decide

>>32544602

Cassy pre-thot:

imgur.com/a/Q3aJ5

Who you gonna walk, /pgg/?

>>32544602
It's nearly impossible to find a girl these days who isn't a slut or wasn't at some point. Almost every girl has had a tinder account or a wild phase where they were on a new dick every week.

>>32544613

Snorlax.

>>32544613
Chansey

>>32544613
Mareep because I only need 13 more candies and after that probably Blissey.

>>32544613
Mareep
Quilava
Totodile
Houndour

pokeman go to the polls

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>>32544689
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>32544689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA

>increased rock type spawns, so larvitar everywhere
>4x buddy candy
>more items per pokestop
How is this a bad event?

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>>32544467
LAXED

>>32544722
BIG

>>32544723
MEATY

>>32544613
Larvitar for 16 more candy
Chansey
Jackie Chan

>>32544613
Ghostbusters!

>>32544739
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>32544738
VEINY

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>>32544145
>4x candy

I am ready

>>32544709
>Harlem Shake
>gangnam dance
this triggers me for some reason

>>32544613
Hopefully a Larvitar if I can finally get a male one.

>>32544613
Mareep? Blissey? Dragonite? Larvitar? One of my shit Snorlax in case I ever cop a good one? I have no idea.

>>32544771
>this gender autism
would you a male goodra?

>>32544782
No, it must be female.

speaking of gender autism, do pokes you caught/evolved before genders not count for the gender pokedex or what, I have entries that are caught but no gender is highlighted and the poke is in my inventory still

Can anyone please help me decide which buddy to walk?
The following options are there
>Snorlax
>Chansey (for blissey)
>Grimer (current buddy)
>Dratini
>Togepi

>Still no half distance for eggs
>Just another test event for the banhammer trails

>>32544795
correct, pokemon caught before genders were introduced do not count towards the gender pokedex

>>32544802
tfw you wake up every morning praying that hanke banned you so you can finally be free but it never happens

>>32544815
>Still have piss covered gyms on every block

Nothing to worry about.

>>32544798
Either Snorlax, Chansey or Grimer. Dratini and Togepi are pretty common egg hatches now plus if you live anywhere near a water biome/spawn point you can farm dratini pretty easily

>>32544749
:)

>>32544798
If you're a gymfag, snorlax or chansey.

If you want to fill out your dex, Chansey, Grimer, or Togepi

>>32544613
Either Porygon or Mareep, not sure yet. Possibly Larvitar if I'm not seeing any increase in their spawns in my area

>>32544613
Hoppip x130 ( i have it and a skiploom to evolve up), Machoke x66, Ghastly x56, Charmeleon x50, Magnemite x44, Wartortle x39, Pupitar x23, Phanpy x13 and Mareep x6

I dont see much of any of those so this'll be great for me. Plus I can finally hopefully find an onix with good stats to evolve

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Evolved my 100% Ponyta earlier. Of course I got cucked in the moves. TMs when?

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>>32544613
not this

>>32544912
Never
Getting cucked on moves makes you keep playing so you can try again
So you spend coins
And real money
Like me

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>>32544756
>female weedle

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>>32544798
>>Grimer (current buddy)
Current answer anon

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>>32544613
Don't have enough dust nor a worthy candidate I'll probably walk a chansey. So long snorlax

Don't do it, kid.

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Don't points #2 and #5 contradict one another? Will they decrease bag storage upgrade cost?

>>32544963
Nothing personal, kid.

>wake up expecting to complain about a dead game
>hanke surprises us with an event

BASED JOHN

Gay event.

>>32544968
niet

>>32544968
They will probably rev up the price by another 100 coins because they know now's the time people will buy

Day of the rope when?

>>32544976

back to /discord/, homo.

>buying pokeballs

Nigga what?

>>32544974

Dead game still tho

What is the screen recording app called with the red logo on the side of the screen?

>>32544991

>what is being rural

>>32544991
We all don't live in pokestop heaven, lad.

>>32544994

Illegal.

>>32545000

Checked

>>32544985

never

>>32545000

T H I S
H
I
S

New Thread

>>32545011

New Thread

>>32545011

New Thread

>>32545011

>>32544145
gimme them rhyhorns

>>32544912
>TMs when?
https://twitter.com/NianticHelp/status/864203753632571392
someday
there's still hope

>>32544145
What are you playing at, Hanke?

>>32544467
THAT SNORLAX GOIN IN BOI

>>32544145
>tfw having to spend over 100$ again on incubators.

I'm sitting on one King's Rock and plenty of Slowpoke Candy... Which one while I evolve to Slowking, boiz?

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>>32545084

I uploaded the wrong screenshot so I'm going to upload the right screenshots

1/2

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>>32545112

>>32544613
Kadabra and then machoke, still need dex entry for machamp and alakazam.

Abra and machop rarer than rocking horse shite by me

Can spoofing work on an android tablet, or does it have to be phone?

>>32544351

How is go in the south? Playing go while charging my phone with a fan on it in my 70 degree house makes my phone and charger both really hot. I imagine somewhere really warm or humid would cause it just to straight up break or malfunction