>Go to http://pokemon.alexonsager.net and get a random fu

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I got a Mautor
Its gonna be a manly day but kinda gay

>>32466211
>Magizard
Sounds like a wizard pokémon.

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>>32466211
OMADRILL

Can't a guy rest in peace?

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EDGY

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>>32466211
I'm gonna make today great again.

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I got Abuna

I means I'm gonna roll myself up in a blanket cocoon and smoke myself mental with hash. Comfy day.

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Lapster

Nars Ulrich will sue me

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Shockingly cool.

>Digta
Probally shitty

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>Genx
I have no fucking idea. I might end up raping someone.

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>Psyoran
Probably really fucking stupid.

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>>32466211
pretty good omen.
I just downloaded Sun and playing it for the first time. Having a blast

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>Blaster
I'm gonna get filled with cum today.

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guess my day is fucked

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what does it mean?

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I'm just going to stay inside today

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The day is going to test my intelligence and my strength
>tfw too intelligent to go to gym

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ill be ok

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gonna kick ass

>>32466436
you will get a slightly sore throat

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I'm going to kick asses, but in a nice and stern way

>>32466632
>Not Politoed

Chad detected

>Gasmie
I'm not jewish I swear

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Meowbra
Its gonna be a happy day and Im going to eat a lot

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i got a arcakarp
today will be dope but still stupid

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>>32466211
I got Pinstar
Honestly have no idea what I'm in for.

>>32466211
>Omanyte
>Dragonite
>Omanite

My day will be filled with redundancy and stupidity.

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Looks like I'm gonna be eating my weight today

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This does not look like a good day.

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well i already cried a little this morning so i suppose getting so angry that i die is the next step

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A taking care of a giant retarded child kind of day.

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>>32466211
Ratmoth...
Filthy, ugly and obnoxious

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hehe

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I honestly have no idea what this means

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Pretty Cool Day

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well it aint barney the purple dinosaur

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Legit okay with this.
No idea how the fuck it relates to the rest of my day though but eh.

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Today is going to be a good day

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Strange and glorious

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420 I guess?

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Idk sounds pretty succesful to me. "victree"

"wag" I have no idea how to interpret this though. I guess it'll be on and off? It was kind of like that at work I guess.

>>32467844
I just ended up crying again
OP is no fortune teller, this thread is a sham get your money back everyone

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Im about to go to bed, so i'll use this for whatever dream I may have

I think ill have a nightmare. i never realized that vaporeons back ridges and tail could look so sharp and menacing

>>32466292
Kek

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Its gonna be a normal day.

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gon be chill as fuck

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>Eeon
I got this and i don't know what it means

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I have a feeling I'm going to be in for a rough night.

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Fearnat

My day will be filled with petty worries.

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>Kingking
Time for conquest

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>>32472019

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>>32472023

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>Wigglybra

Sounds like a terrible day to be a gril

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>>32472027