>be me
>8th grade
>pokemon is the shit
>fuck face fat ass bully always making fun of me and my friends for playing it
>have prized level 85 Pikachu that I treat like my own child\
>want to get him to level 100 but getting tired of grinding
>use that Gameboy cord thing to transfer it to my best friend and pay him 10 bucks to finish leveling it up for me
>a week later
>we are trading it back to me
>SoHyped.jpg
>its loading
>see fat ass bully coming towards us with scissors
>OhShitWhatHeGonnaDo.jpg
>He cuts our cord
>my Pikachu is gone
>all the hours
>the bonding
>gone
>Get pissed
>stand up and yank the scissors out of bullies hand
>stab him in the shoulder with it
>mfw I got suspended for three weeks
>mfw the bully never bothered me again
>mfw the whole school fears me and respects my pokemon cuz they think I might shoot up the school
>mfw Pikachu has been avenged
Don't mess with my Pikachu, bitch
You did good OP.
hahahaha xd how epic reddit /b/ro!!
You did good my friend
I wanna be in the screencap
but me in le screencab :DDD
So is this a thread about how we wish things had happened instead of how they did?
>>32462839
>be me
>die
>>32462841
kek
>>32462839
>be me
>has gf
>>32462462
>things that never happened
>Catch Moltres for the first time in Blue
>Go WOW I CAUGHT MOLTRES
>Older middle school kid asks to see
>let him
>he puts it on the pc and releases it
>call him a jerk
>slightly upset.jpg