>Was created to specifically make my benis hard. >It's

>>32459587
>>Ultra feminine figure
>>Lewdest Pokedex entries
>>Was created to specifically make my benis hard.
These are not negatives.

>>It's one of ugliest waifumons up there with Aromatisse and Jynx.
>>Forgettable af.
These are not true.

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>>32459587
Fuck you man this bitch carried my team through the last half. She might be glass but she's powerful glass

>>32459682
AMEN!!!

>>32459587
>actual fast sweeper in Aslowla
>unique typing
>fucks fairies up like nothing else

Salazzle is sismon tier, not for lewd

I like her ass

Post more salassle

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>>32459587
>has 8 resistances thanks to her typing
>her unique ability allows her to puncture a hole on bulky steel types
>one of the fastest Alola mons
>high special attack + speed + typing = completely fucking over any and all fairies
>also has the best shiny color
Get fuck, yo. Lizard wife is best wife.

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>>32460208

Good, because you're going to spend a lot of time appreciating it. And I mean a LOT of time.

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where is she going

>>32460439

Through the building's ventilation shafts to reach the optimal deployment location for her pheromones.

>>32460423
Sounds great. Sfm porn has done great for her ass worship.
>>32460439
To the local volcano

>>32459587
>Forgettable
kill you'reself Salazzle is one of the best alolamons

>>32460439
She's sneaking past the museum's security guards to get her hands on the priceless jewel so that she may present you the best birthday present of all time.

>>32460584

>so that she may present you the best birthday present of all time

All she really has to do is turn around and grab her ankles.

>>32459587
>It's one of ugliest waifumons up there with Aromatisse and Jynx.

I actually agree, it's mostly the mouth though, curves too far up the face in too much of an angled way.

>>32459587
Its actually one of the most memorable Alolamons and her utlrafeminine traits are a reference to Whiptails and similar species of lizards that have evolved beyond Y Chromosomes and are exclusively female

According to reddit it's the second most used Alola Pokemon behind Decidueye

>>32460647
>According to reddit

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>>32460647
>according to reddit

>>32459587
>Was created to specifically make my benis hard.
>It's one of ugliest waifumons up there with Aromatisse and Jynx.
>Ultra feminine figure
>Lewdest Pokedex entries
Like the second post said, thats not negative points, neither positive, just points.
But everything is true.

Also:
>the loppuny/gardevoir of this gen
>basically a living meme
>"Forgettable af."
What?

>>32459587
>this stance
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Her hips are EXTRA THICC

Salazzle

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>>32459587
>This post

>waifumon
>Jynx
Choose carefully as you may only select one of these

>>32460459
There's an actual sfm porn of her. Just let me find it

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>>32463826
Honestly, the SFM porn is kinda weird and unnerving because they use the in-game model and slap a vagina on it. There's some nice animated illustrated stuff of her though.

>>32464011
Link?

Dazzle, my Salazzle was a total badass. Not the most loved on my team, but she was awesome.

>>32466375
I have a shiny Salazzle. She's taken a Surf and a Hydro Pump and lived to kick the rest of the team's ass. Also her hidden power is dark, which I used during the tournament last weekend to kick some psychic type ass.

>>32460459
>>32463826
>>32464011
You got a link to these?

>>32466757
I love shiny Salazzle.

>>32468912
In the usual place, just search for "Salazzle" and "animated". I can't link it because it's filtered as spam.

>>32469276
Honestly she's one of the best shinies out there. Absolutely worth the effort.

>>32469294
Thank.

>>32459587
Tsareena is the superior Alola waifumon, scalies can get the fuck out
>>32459638
Fuck off salazzlefag

>>32469353
What's with Tsareenafags acting retarded all the time? Is it flaseflagging?

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>>32469362
No idea why Tsareetards act the way they do.
Live and let live, my dudes.

>>32469380
Well I like both Tsareena and Salazzle. What does that make me?

>>32469600
horny

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>>32460457
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

>>32469648
>aliens but it's a rare mutant salazzle who can only have female salandits and that specific mutation is always inherited

>>32469294
e621?

>>32469756
Yup.

>>32469926
That was hardly anything. And how the fuck is e621 flagged as spam?
I get ragged on for not posting proper links all the time retards everywhere.

>>32469962
*for retards

>>32469962
I dunno. I tried adding a link and it refused to post it.

It's figure is sexy, as well as it's lore... but its in-game idle animation isn't very lady-like.

>>32470044
That's because all Gen 6/7 idle animations are shit

I really hope the fix them next gen

She's a lizard instead of a humanoid plant or a furry. That's it.

>imFUCKINGplying any of this is true
Salazzle makes my dick diamonds. She needs more art.

>>32463810
good blog

>>32460625
that just means great for making out