SHOWDERP - COMPETITIVE EDITION

>>32453183
>!/dx6NKbi.A No.32453183 ▶
>new champ

REEEEEEEEE

moi

>>32453191
Zapdos

>>32453191
swampo dampo

PlsKilMe (Pyukumuku) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Innards Out
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recover
- Pain Split
- Hail
- Toxic

ambulance

free pick if something dies while it's out

STOP! (Ninetales-Alola)
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Aurora Veil
- Moonblast
- Frost Breath
- Disable

>>32453191
Nidoqueen

Musharna
Ability: Forewarn
IVs: 0 Atk
- Skill Swap

naigerz

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571008431

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571010947

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571012369

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571014515

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571016569

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571018635

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571021524

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571024157

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571027359

'_>'
>smoggo still claiming speed boost blaziken is too strong
>allowing blaze blaziken is too complex of a change as it "opens the floodgates"
>not just allowing speed boost blaziken in a meta that has kartana, ferrothorn, toxapex, mega metagross (still) and had to suspect test pheromosa like 3 times in a month

literally whomst cares when you can OHKO through sub without infiltrator

252 SpA Life Orb Noivern Boomburst vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Blaziken: 243-286 (80.7 - 95%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
(229 is 76% of 0HP EVs Blaziken)

with infiltrator you naturally OHKO regardless of health

hell even Ninjask, a faster speed boost user can OHKO Blaziken with a 60BP move, or can hit through sub with infiltrator

252 Atk Choice Band Ninjask Aerial Ace vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Blaziken: 306-362 (101.6 - 120.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

fuccin kek
fix this shit smoggo

new niger

me

Lunatone @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Charge Beam
- Cosmic Power
- Rest

>>32453402
marill

Flaaffy @ Eviolite
Ability: Static
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cotton Guard
- Charge
- Discharge
- Free Pick

either

huge prick (Ferrothorn) @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Power Whip
- Iron Head
- Bulldoze
- Rock Polish

or

gym god (Tapu Koko) @ Choice Band
Ability: Electric Surge
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Wild Charge
- Brave Bird
- Facade
- U-turn

assvest blissey

any pokemon with all four of these moves Leech Seed Seed Bomb Worry Seed Bullet Seed

>>32453418
i vote waifu shaymin :3

Is this the power of maximum speed?

>>32453467
is the power of ebin ruse

howdy fella, give me a team

>>32453412

Rhypenor (Rhyperior) (M) @ Rockium Z
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Wrecker
- Substitute
- Earthquake
- Rock Polish

Nuzleaf
-Harden
-Pound
-Seed Bomb/Bullet Seed/Leaf Blade
-Beat Up
Ability: Pickpocket
(Fill in the rest)

Rest/sleep talk/psycho shift 4th slot is free, any mon

>>32453411

>>32453409

>>32453475
The Kim

>>32453479
>>32453481
>>32453482
>>32453483
>>32453484
>>32453477
The Nukes

>>32453488
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571042478

>>32453498
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571043870

>>32453365
gl switching blaziken into anything

>>32453511
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571052240

holy fuck a mod

>>32453614
where

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571059900

>>32453647
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571061425

>>32453658
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571064295

>>32453688
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571068989

>>32453722
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571075074

new guy after thsi

>>32453769
new champk a, thanks

me or:

rato (Dedenne) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Parabolic Charge
- Recycle
- Substitute
- Hidden Power [Ice]

Mega steelix with stealth rock and dragon tail

ill b ur FeniX (Charizard)
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Acrobatics
- Flame Charge
- Roost
- Swords Dance
Use your choice of Sitrus Berry, Lum Berry or WP if you want to.

Altaria @ Life Orb
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Claw
- Earthquake / Fire Blast
- Steel Wing / Iron Tail / Fire Blast

rato (Dedenne) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Parabolic Charge
- Recycle
- Substitute
- Hidden Power [Ice]

Billy the Squid

>>32453769
Fists of Fury (Alakazam) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Counter
- Dazzling Gleam
- Taunt
- Psychic

BLOOD TOTEM DELUXE (Sigilyph) (M) @ Psychium Z
Ability: Magic Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 136 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Miracle Eye
- Stored Power
- Cosmic Power
- Roost

>>32453895

Noctowl @ Leftovers
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Psycho Shift
- Dream Eater

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>>32453908
>insomnia

>>32453898
make it shiny too

>>32453908
change the ability

>>32453917

"no"

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>locked for sharing a highly informative and educational video

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571092706

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571095850

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>>32453925
mfw I reported you to the securitas

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571098310

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571098706

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571100957

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571102902

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571108255

based rato saves the day

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571111637

new team with rato pls

same champ gets black sludge lombre with only water gun

new champ gets

Spinda @ Normalium Z
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Teeter Dance
- Hyper Voice
- Shadow Ball
- Icy Wind

z-teeter dance is +1 special attack

same Charizard, no item

Virizion @ Fightinium Z
Ability: Justified
EVs: 60 HP / 196 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Giga Drain
- Calm Mind
- Focus Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]

Lunatone @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Charge Beam
- Cosmic Power
- Rest

OR

Xatu @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psycho Shift
- Dream Eater
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

>>32453906

This

>>32453929
Ocean Man (Wishiwashi-School) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Schooling
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Round
- Hidden Power [Fighting]

swords dance Tentacruel

>>32454136
specs weedle

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571114969

>>32454137

oh shit, i thought we had some weeks left before summer started

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571118727

new champ

Nidoking (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Poison Jab
- Earthquake
- Ice Punch
- Rock Slide

>champ sucks!!!
>call new champ to see if any of the shitters can do better
>no one of said shitters claims
w e w ;)

>>32454230
/me unsheaths

i can only play one game. be gentle

Audino

A Skarmbliss counter

Nidoking (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Poison Jab
- Earthquake
- Ice Punch
- Sucker Punch

lewd fishe (Pyukumuku) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recover
- Toxic
- Soak
- Gastro Acid

Dodrio @ BrightPowder
Ability: Tangled Feet
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Thrash
- Substitute
- Drill Peck
- Jump Kick

cute shoulderbird

Lunatone @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Charge Beam
- Cosmic Power
- Rest

>>32454233
use rato bby i lu

Masquerain @ Choice Specs
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Bug Buzz
- Hydro Pump
- Air Slash
- Ice Beam

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571126374

>tfw mono dragon

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>>32454267
HURRY UP

>>32454267
new champ

im sorry ill champ later on tonite

>>32454293
please dont

guess i have to champ now lol

blood totem deluxe

>>32454239

Physical nidoking

>>32454237

>>32454308
hone claws dragon rush flame charge iron tail max hp and defense charizard x

funsharp

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571134716

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571136639

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571138883

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571140123

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571144342

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571148685

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571150984

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571152371

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571156226

I want to cuddlerape Showderp-tan

>>32454574
I am telling an adult. You are in big trouble.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571163268

New Champ
I have work to do now *sigh*

not me

dead

wow showderp is really dead huh ..

I'll champ. Havn't champed in forever though, so don't be too mean. ;~;

band throh

scarf moon lycanroc

WP rock polish Gigalith

DD Flygon

Good Goy

Gardobor

me

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571186305

H-Here we go, lads!

that was a shit match

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571190857

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571194034

>>32455007
ur a shit match

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571198297

Black Men are ripped, muscular SEX GODS who sweat pheromones like waterfalls and make white women ovulate within a 1000 miles radius of them. They possess the ultimate weapon of conquest, which can claim even entire races without a single bullet having to be fired - the BBC!

When white bois see a Black Man coming, they naturaly lower their gaze to the ground in submission, knowing full-well how completely and utterly powerless, pathetic, meek, mentaly ill wrecks they are in comparison to a Black GOD.

No matter how much you autistic cuckolds here on 4chan bitch and moan, natural selection already dictates that whites get weeded out of existence by more evolutionary fit Africans!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571202077

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571209309

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571212127

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571216050

RNG has decided.

New Champ.

may i

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a birb w/ a hat
honchkrow or any birb wearing a helmet item

scope lens togekissu

Metagross-50% (Metang) @ Eviolite
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Zen Headbutt
- Earthquake
- Agility

grovyle

Hariyama

Char X :3

Mastermite

>>32455389
clamp
>>32455391
>>32455393
>>32455394
>>32455396
>>32455398
>>32455400
time

>>32455391
this is rocky helmet lando

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>>32455423
STONE DJINN NOT A BIRB

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571222566

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571222824

oopsie poopsie wrong tram

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571226344

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571230302

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571234036

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NEW CHAMP

Char Y with Flame Charge :3

Reminder to consider not mega evolving immediately to preserve a turn of sun.

boi it me

remove chansey

MOTTO MOTTO (Turtonator) @ Leftovers
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Flame Charge
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

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chatot

free ice type pick

BUG BUZZWOLE

>>32455644

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571241180

if dubs I swap weavile for hog

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571243551

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571246117

she flincc me

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571248000

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571250520

never lucky...

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571252456

ban rock moves

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571253841

ok

>>32455884
ok

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571256319

new team

PARTY POOPA' (Hoopa) @ Ghostium Z
Ability: Magician
EVs: 60 Def / 204 SpA / 244 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Taunt/Substitute
- Shadow Ball
- Psyshock
- Calm Mind/Focus Blast

Detective Munchies (Gumshoos) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Strong Jaw
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Crunch
- Hyper Fang
- Pursuit
- U-turn

jirachi

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machamp w/ metronome attack and status moves

scarf hp ice lando named after a dude in chat whos name starts with an R and ends in a e

/me farts (Scizor-Mega) @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ominous Wind
- Silver Wind
- Hidden Power [Water]
- Roost

any pokemon with all four of these moves Leech Seed Seed Bomb Worry Seed Bullet Seed

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571261078

>spent 20 minutes losing to shitter stall
I'm salty now

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571261078

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571270307

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571271411

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571273705

new monotype psychic team

malamar

Mr. Mime

sword dance/flame charge mew

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whatever this image reminds you of

ebin cade

Z-happy hour A-raichu named after your fav jam flavour

angry jet (Latios) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Outrage
- Zen Headbutt
- Earthquake
- Roost

mega cham

Stall Gallade

>>32456239
make it infiltrator

>>32456265
sorry anon but rhyperior is not a psychic type

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-571277857

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-571280134

>beat dark with psychic
not bad
thanks squid

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-571282622

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-571285605

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-571287860

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-571290114

the classic start running your mouth right after you're guaranteed to win

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It's like poetry

http://imgur.com/a/9JH4G

>>32456581
Who is this nobody?

>>32456603

an ugly autist

new champ

>>32456603
dyxia

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LOL

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>>32456581
>>32456611

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>>32453179
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7oususpecttest-571289063

The memes are over, I actually physically literally unfiguratively got matched to shofu and beat him.

>>32456581
claming qt fuccboi in orange

>>32456618
neither side made particularly impressive plays, he was just mono 6-0d by buzzwole and zygarde

>>32456603

Someone who wanted to be the epicenter of attention in an anonymous community, but ended up being the literal stereotype of the failure kid in a high school classroom.

lmao, mods locking people now after that butthurt homo

>>32456656
same

>>32456656
ditto

I accept my ban, Zarel.

Wigglytuff @ Normalium Z
Ability: Competitive
EVs: 252 Def / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stockpile
- Spit Up
- Swallow
- Heal Bell

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2 lines lol

>>32456679
The lock was for filter evasion, not for spam.

>>32456650
The EQ on the Mega Venusaur was actually a critical point in the match, it wasn't me trying to kill the Zygarde. He predicted Stealth Rock and I predicted he would predict that and try to save the Venu.

>Homos only just left
must have blown his load watching the locks

>tfw can't evade now because downloading a 5 hours lewd vid
>tfw locked for !mnm
This shit mod is Violatic tier.

>>32456698

If you don't know who this shit mod is you're neoderp and he's been in showderp far longer than you

>>32456698
>can't evade because of porn
press on the x button

>>32456706
it's alright buddy
you have no power in here or smogon anyway
i literally don't know who you are

@asgdf: if you're gonna spam in a way that can't be ignored, you're gonna get locked
‽Poobum McFartbutt: and it affects battles how? its an entirely personal option to pay attention to the chat.
@asgdf: it's an entirely personal opinion to pay attention to anything
@asgdf: that's a shitty excuse

mods, lmao

>>32456698
sauce?

>>32456734
it's her own headcanon
report her to another mod for being p**p at her paid job

>>32456741
>paid job
>on a Pokemon simulator
they work for free you fucking numbnut

>>32456748
neoderp detected

>>32456748
no i do not actually
i code for retribution as one of the few people being able to help zarel at fixing bugs and restore the server

>>32456706
>he's been in showderp far longer than you
yeah, the room. the place where people go to suck mods off in a sekrit klub. the place not related to this thread aside from a bot posting battles that maybe 1/15th of the room watch on a semi-regular basis
uungh

>everybody seething
>nobody champing
hmmm yes quite

>>32456763
because everyone is locked lmao

>>32456755
shut up

>>32456757
this tbqh
about 30% of the room are former active showderpers and champs at best
the rest is the circlejerk about gibs me auth and erping

me champ gibe team

Telepathy Wobbuffet named Muck Fods

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rhyperior

if trips go AG and use 6 rhyperiors

>back passage

aggron

weedle haha

Lurantis with Defog or Tsareena with Rapid Spin.
They have to be named after a fetish

Fugu :DDD (Qwilfish) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature / Jolly Nature
- Waterfall
- Poison Jab
- Explosion
- Destiny Bond

>>32456677

>>32456769
wait what happened, just got here

I see the pics but what was the cause and why so many bans? usually they just ban like one guy if at all

jiraqi

Wise glasses raikou

>>32456778
>off by one
wew

>>32456777
>>32456778
AHAHAHAHAH

new champ, I do it for free

banning each of you will give me the greatest fap I will ever experience in my life

something with only frustration and 102 happiness called mods = sods

>>32456776
obvious ruse
me champ

fuck mods

>>32456777
for trips

>>32456810
chillallnerds.exe

scope togekissu

>>32456810
darmanitan

>>32456785

slam aggron

i've been expecting a better team actually
might have suggested good shit for once especially after getting told by the smogon university authorities but of course you will never learn

new champ

>>32456830
thanks, you too!

Yanma

I will champ everyone gib the worst mons you can

>>32456810
>obvious ruse
are you fucking retarded

someone claim champ already
the room is losing the patience
if there is no champ in 5 mins i will accept the first 6 suggestions then

>>32456844
I'm #sdfsdf lmao

>>32456843
Mismagius perish song

a mon themed after your favorite food

>>32456843
>>32456854
haha rused new champ

>>32456869
haha loool
no way this trippe isn't the same x)))

>>32456843

>>32456873
new champ it's me lol

end your life desu

me?

>>32456869
Ariados shiny yes

>>32456786

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-571308440

meme

Scolipede-Sky (Ninjask) (M) @ Power Herb / Apicot Berry / Ganlon Berry
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Aerial Ace
- X-Scissor
- Dig / Natural Gift
- Swords Dance

#meloetta
>>32456886
>>32456886
>>32456886

THIS IS NOT ME

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>>32456810
>>32456830
>impersonating a champ with a fixed tripcode

lolling at you're are face right now

https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/search/tripcode/!!McyDEdaiSYD/

>>32456894
this isn't me

v cute

^ nigger

me

>>32456899
----mirror---

specs weedle

me

>>32456905
>>32456894
fug he knows my trip time to kill myself

>>32456916

That time was a few years ago.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-571310135

Kissu~~! (Jynx) @ Love Ball
Ability: Oblivious
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Draining Kiss
- Lovely Kiss
- Sweet Kiss
- Attract

>>32456921
thanks

who /meme/ here?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-571310857

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It was a simple day.
It was quiet, it was cold, and it was easy-going. Donald Trump just came back from a meeting with Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin, Tim Tebow, and Alex Jones. The main topic being how they were going to get even more money. Because you can never have enough money. The young, sexy man was tired and worn from the trip. Note to self, he's going to need to hire more immigrants to carry him around. Walking was hard.

As he opened the door to his apartment, he was greeted by the always shirtless John Cena. His body so muscular, and his face, just as young and beautiful as Donald's. His cheeks flushed for a moment at the thought before giving a half-hearted wave to his roommate. John gave a bright smile to the man with the beautiful hair, Donald of course.
"Hey, Trump! How'd the meeting go?"
"I thought it was going to be huge! But that damn Sarah Palin kept talking about mooses in her un-american accent. The nerve of that woman! He exclaimed before plopping down on the couch besides John, who was watching their other roommates amazing movie. The best movie to ever come out in this century. Grown up 2.

The wrestler could sense the politicians stress and raised a hand, bringing it over his beautiful hair and stroking it. The hair purred like a kitten under his fingertips. A gentle smile was on his face as he stared in to Donald's eyes. "You look nice today, Don." The touching...it just made the politician's face heat up from embarrassment. The intimacy he could see in this man's Blue Grey eyes...
"Well...part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. You extra....shirtless today, John."

may i

Telepathy Wobbuffet named Muck Fods

DD/Sub/Toxic/TArrows Zygarde

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This brought a big tooth smile to the rapper's face. That intoxicating smile... Trump shyed away. He was normally a charismatic and confident spirit, but when it came to John he was... Donald cleared his throat. "So...where's Adam?" The least racist guy ever asked.
"Oh, he's filming the sequel to Pixels. So he's not going to be back until the 6th."

Donald gasped. Three days alone with John?? The longest was just a day! A rash thought came to Donald's mind of what might happen. John stood up and slipped on his jacket. "Aye, I heard it's gonna be snowin' today. Wanna go practice the Five Moves of Doom on Randy Orton snow sculptures. Want to come with?" He offered a hand to Donald. The candidate just shook his head. "Why do that when I can do big business? Go on without my John." He responded coldly, as if he doesn't want John to get the impression he wanted to hang out.

The sweatband covered man smiled painfully, seeming disappointed and update by the decision and just nodded. "Okay... you have fun with that big business stuff, aright?" He turned his back to the candidate and walked to the door. Why doesn't Donald want to come with him..? He wished he could tell him about his feelings for the puss caterpillar haired man, but... it was impossible.
You can't look deep inside of him.
You can't uncover his feelings.

You can't see him.

u may,,,,,,,

flenchin (Skuntank) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Stench
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Swipes
- Substitute
- Hone Claws
- Crunch

>>32456945
No

>>32456945
free pick named "mami"

chesnaught

weedle

Bully Waifu

>>32456945

post hands

>>32456945
ok see you guys in an hour

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>>32456970
here u go

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571313876

CMON IN

/me slowly grabs and squeezes ridaz's hot latin chubby bulge

*tee hee*

what's this?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571315876

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-569696969

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-555555555

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-80085

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571315465

oops

[9-3-2014 21:33:34] Ridaz: Ridaz pets you
[9-3-2014 21:33:36] Ridaz: : 3
[9-3-2014 22:10:31] Ridaz: back
[9-3-2014 22:32:57] Lil' Lil: same here.
[9-3-2014 22:33:19] Ridaz: uhm... just wanted to make sure
[9-3-2014 22:33:52] Ridaz: we started having our thing on the 1st day
[9-3-2014 22:34:05] Ridaz: We actually liked each other alot right on the 1st day
[9-3-2014 22:34:31] Lil' Lil: Hmm?
[9-3-2014 22:34:34] Lil' Lil: What do you mean?
[9-3-2014 22:34:52] Ridaz: uhh... let's see if I get there
[9-3-2014 22:35:19] Ridaz: after a while, in the following days, as you noticed that we couldn't be
more than we are
[9-3-2014 22:35:36] Ridaz: you could only see me as a friend, so...
[9-3-2014 22:36:19] Lil' Lil: Huh? @_@
[9-3-2014 22:36:26] Lil' Lil: I like you!
[9-3-2014 22:36:35] Lil' Lil: It's just that it's the internet mayne.
[9-3-2014 22:36:46] Lil' Lil: I see real life and internet as seperate things.


https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-582981692789

[7-3-2014 19:13:17] Ridaz: Maaan, that leak
[7-3-2014 19:13:43] Ridaz: that was the day I started moderating with more ... how do you say
[7-3-2014 19:13:47] Ridaz: tenacity? idk
[7-3-2014 19:13:54] Ridaz: I banned so many people
[7-3-2014 19:14:03] Ridaz: there were so many faggots coming in
[7-3-2014 19:14:07] Ridaz: the guy got locked
[7-3-2014 19:14:23] Ridaz: he evaded and went under new nicknames
[7-3-2014 19:14:39] Ridaz: leaked the room in various of showdown
[7-3-2014 19:14:55] Ridaz: and kept treatning us to unban him from showderp or he would leak
[7-3-2014 19:15:00] Ridaz: ofc, we didn't comply
[7-3-2014 19:15:11] Ridaz: leaks and leaks, happened the following days
[7-3-2014 19:15:25] Lil' Lil: Who cares about showderp that much?
[7-3-2014 19:15:28] Ridaz: that's the main reason alot of people on showdown know about the room
[7-3-2014 19:15:32] Ridaz: idk
[7-3-2014 19:15:46] Ridaz: he also reached the point to leaking the thread
[7-3-2014 19:15:59] Ridaz: that's the day we made the rule, of questioning people
[7-3-2014 19:16:05] Ridaz: to see if they were /vp/ or not
[7-3-2014 19:16:09] Ridaz: that's why I--
[7-3-2014 19:16:15] Ridaz: Wait, I invited you from the battle right?

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-5786289109720

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571318908

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571319142

>>32457091
this is the best part

[9-3-2014 21:18:30] Ridaz: fuck...
[9-3-2014 21:18:32] Ridaz: I knew it
[9-3-2014 21:19:03] Ridaz: Don't think much as me as a friend
[9-3-2014 21:19:30] Lil' Lil: Why?
[9-3-2014 21:19:33] Ridaz: We're just, 2 dudes having fun

[6-3-2014 1:06:50] Ridaz: I feel like, really showing that you're a girl and I'm a boy makes cybering
more meaningful
[6-3-2014 1:07:14] Lil' Lil: >>>>>>>>>
[6-3-2014 1:07:19] Ridaz: I could be cybering with a guy and I wouldn't know
[6-3-2014 1:07:21] Lil' Lil: Meaningful
[6-3-2014 1:07:25] Ridaz: Maybe i'm just overthinking
[6-3-2014 1:07:29] Lil' Lil: Uh
[6-3-2014 1:07:35] Lil' Lil: Yeah.
[6-3-2014 1:08:04] Lil' Lil: I'm okay with it, really.
[6-3-2014 1:08:19] Lil' Lil: It's justthat
[6-3-2014 1:08:28] Lil' Lil: I hope you won't think differently of me.
[6-3-2014 1:08:29] Lil' Lil: ;w;
[6-3-2014 1:09:04] Ridaz: I don't
[6-3-2014 1:09:24] Ridaz: W-Well... Do you also want to do it'
[6-3-2014 1:10:15] Lil' Lil: S-sure. c:
[6-3-2014 1:10:40] Ridaz: Well.. You asked for it
[6-3-2014 1:10:52] Ridaz: Ridaz starts kissing you while holding your hand
[6-3-2014 1:11:24] Lil' Lil: ;w; <3 mh~
[6-3-2014 1:11:30] Ridaz: I did try resisting your temptation but... I just can't
[6-3-2014 1:11:53] Lil' Lil: >implying temptation
[6-3-2014 1:12:01] Ridaz: inb4 you bring the beta thing
[6-3-2014 1:12:02] Lil' Lil: I-I'm not even...
[6-3-2014 1:12:14] Ridaz: Not even what? cute?
[6-3-2014 1:12:17] Lil' Lil: @w@
[6-3-2014 1:12:23] Ridaz: Ridaz lays you down in bed
[6-3-2014 1:12:31] Lil' Lil: Nnhhh
[6-3-2014 1:12:31] Ridaz: Ridaz gets on top
[6-3-2014 1:12:36] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil blushes madly
[6-3-2014 1:12:52] Ridaz: Ridaz stares into your eyes
[6-3-2014 1:13:00] Lil' Lil: H-hi owo
[6-3-2014 1:13:08] Ridaz: H-Hey...
[6-3-2014 1:13:15] Ridaz: I want you

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-571320438

[6-3-2014 1:13:35] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil looks away with bright red cheeks
[6-3-2014 1:13:45] Lil' Lil: Nnhh~ >////<
[6-3-2014 1:13:52] Ridaz: An opening
[6-3-2014 1:13:58] Ridaz: Ridaz gently kisses your neck
[6-3-2014 1:14:09] Lil' Lil: A-aahh~ O////O
[6-3-2014 1:14:21] Ridaz: Ridaz starts licking it slowly
[6-3-2014 1:14:21] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil melts into Lillipuddle
[6-3-2014 1:14:51] Lil' Lil: R-ridaz pls~ ;w;
[6-3-2014 1:14:58] Ridaz: It's your fault
[6-3-2014 1:15:13] Lil' Lil: Sorry... ;O;
[6-3-2014 1:15:27] Ridaz: Ridaz whispers in your ear
[6-3-2014 1:15:33] Ridaz: Don't be.. I'll be gentle
[6-3-2014 1:15:41] Ridaz: Ridaz gently nibbles your ear
[6-3-2014 1:16:04] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil grips the bedsheets with both hands and lets out a soft moan
[6-3-2014 1:16:14] Lil' Lil: N-naawh~
[6-3-2014 1:16:39] Ridaz: Ridaz goes back to the neck and keeps licking it
[6-3-2014 1:17:08] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil yelps
[6-3-2014 1:17:18] Lil' Lil: Kyaa~ s-stop itttt~ ;w;
[6-3-2014 1:17:26] Ridaz: It's too late
[6-3-2014 1:17:49] Ridaz: Ridaz starts licking you lower, and lower, slowly down your chest area
[6-3-2014 1:18:23] Lil' Lil: ;~; Hnnng~
[6-3-2014 1:18:34] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil clings to your back
[6-3-2014 1:18:55] Ridaz: Ridaz stops to remove your shirt
[6-3-2014 1:19:19] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil holds her arms up shyly
[6-3-2014 1:19:22] Lil' Lil: >///>
[6-3-2014 1:19:51] Ridaz: Ridaz gives a gentle smile
[6-3-2014 1:20:12] Ridaz: Ridaz analizes your body with my eyes
[6-3-2014 1:20:35] Lil' Lil: D-don't stare at me like that... ;O;
[6-3-2014 1:20:50] Ridaz: I can't... It's just so good to stare...
[6-3-2014 1:20:51] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil crosses her arms over her chest
[6-3-2014 1:20:56] Ridaz: ...And better to taste
[6-3-2014 1:21:35] Ridaz: Ridaz kisses you again, trying to invite my tongue into your mouth
[6-3-2014 1:22:00] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil carefully opens her mouth, blushing madly

[6-3-2014 1:22:12] Ridaz: Ridaz starts removing your arms over your chest and put them over my
neck
[6-3-2014 1:22:46] Ridaz: Ridaz 's tongue starts "dancing" with yours inside your mouth
[6-3-2014 1:23:13] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil clings to you
[6-3-2014 1:23:23] Ridaz: Mmmmmhmm~
[6-3-2014 1:24:37] Ridaz: Ridaz gives your neck a lick, then starts licking lower and lower again to
your chest
[6-3-2014 1:24:59] Lil' Lil: Uguu~ ;~;
[6-3-2014 1:25:16] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil slightly digs her nails into your back
[6-3-2014 1:25:30] Ridaz: mmf~...
[6-3-2014 1:25:36] Ridaz: I don't know why you complain about your breasts... they look fine to me
[6-3-2014 1:25:52] Ridaz: and they must feel nice to you... right...
[6-3-2014 1:26:00] Ridaz: Ridaz licks your left nipple
[6-3-2014 1:26:02] Ridaz: here...
[6-3-2014 1:26:07] Lil' Lil: o////o W-waahh~
[6-3-2014 1:26:14] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil sighs deeply
[6-3-2014 1:26:54] Ridaz: Ridaz starts nibbling on your nipple with my lips and gently caress your right
breast with my hand
[6-3-2014 1:27:33] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil breathes heavily as you caress her breasts
[6-3-2014 1:27:42] Lil' Lil: I-it's nice... ;w;
[6-3-2014 1:28:09] Ridaz: Good... because I'm going to play with these a bit more
[6-3-2014 1:28:21] Ridaz: Ridaz starts sucking it
[6-3-2014 1:29:10] Ridaz: Ridaz licks around your nipple in circles
[6-3-2014 1:30:02] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil 's heavy breathing pitches into a soft moan and her nails dig slightly
more into his back

Stop bullying the portuguese dude -_-

[6-3-2014 1:30:13] Ridaz: aff...
[6-3-2014 1:30:45] Lil' Lil: Nnyaah~ x////x
[6-3-2014 1:30:45] Ridaz: Ridaz switches nipple and starts sucking on the current one
[6-3-2014 1:31:03] Ridaz: they're getting hard...
[6-3-2014 1:31:21] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil arches her back and grips the bedsheets tightly as she moans
[6-3-2014 1:31:30] Lil' Lil: A-aahhh~
[6-3-2014 1:31:40] Ridaz: Such a reaction... heh
[6-3-2014 1:31:51] Lil' Lil: S-sensitive ;w;
[6-3-2014 1:32:10] Ridaz: Ridaz gently and carefully nibbles on the nipple with my teeth
[6-3-2014 1:32:34] Ridaz: Ridaz continues to lick it, while doing that
[6-3-2014 1:33:12] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil lies back and enjoys the treatment, her breathing adjusting to the
amount of pleasure she feels
[6-3-2014 1:33:25] Lil' Lil: T-this feels so nice x/////x
[6-3-2014 1:33:52] Ridaz: Heh... I really like teasing breasts
[6-3-2014 1:33:59] Ridaz: And yours are very fine
[6-3-2014 1:34:29] Lil' Lil: T-they're not very big though ;o;
[6-3-2014 1:34:46] Ridaz: Ridaz changes nipple and goes back to teasing both of them at the same
time; sucking harder on the left one and gently pinching it on the right one
[6-3-2014 1:34:55] Ridaz: I like them that way
[6-3-2014 1:35:16] Lil' Lil: I-I'm glad x////w////x
[6-3-2014 1:35:47] Ridaz: Lilli... I'm also glad I get to do it with you (:
[6-3-2014 1:36:09] Lil' Lil: I-I'm glad too... ;w;
[6-3-2014 1:36:40 | 1:36:52 bewerkt] Ridaz: Ridaz stops and starts going lower; kissing your belly;
licking in circles around your belly button
[6-3-2014 1:36:59] Lil' Lil: S-stop it~ T-that tickles~
[6-3-2014 1:37:02] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil giggles
[6-3-2014 1:37:05] Ridaz: hehe
[6-3-2014 1:37:15] Ridaz: Ridaz keeps licking lower
[6-3-2014 1:37:23] Lil' Lil: Lil' Lil shivers and blushes
[6-3-2014 1:37:32] Ridaz: it's alright...
[6-3-2014 1:37:52] Ridaz: I'll take good care of your "flower"
[6-3-2014 1:38:10] Ridaz: Ridaz removes your pants

NEW BREAD PLS NO SHITPOST!!

>>32457143
>>32457143
>>32457143