>be me, 11 yo >new kid moves down the block >comes from

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Fucking kek

Thinking about this and ruining that little shit's life is the only thing that makes SM replayable

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>chad wins again

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Hau appears in the anime and gets cucked by Ash when

>>32447728
Don't make me upload the Rada pasta again...

>>32447728
Autism
Stop forcing this shitty meme

>>32447728
This is the best pasta

>>32447728
yamete

>>32447728
>>not because it's even fucking good, but because it's fucking lv 63 and all of mine are lv 40
Leveling up takes work, retard. If it's that easy, why do you carry around fucking 40 level shit?
This is why you got cucked. Not because the Kanto kid is an asshole. Because you're a retard who faps to doughnuts.

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>>32447728
>autists really think hau had feelings for lillie and try to project their own feelings of inadequacy and victimization onto a character who's not like them at all

>>32447930
Who are you quoting?

>>32447728
>>comes from Kanto
That should've been your sign to be cautious. Literally everyone from Kanto is fucking weird and crazy. Red, the mute who faps to Pokemon battles. Blue, the gay friendly asshole. Giovanni, the fucking murderer. Silver, edge in human form. Bill, the faggot who literally fused with Pokemon. Eusine, who wants to fuck a dog. Now Sun, the literal madman.

Nothing good comes from Kanto. Nothing.

>>32447946
Whats with kanto and their heroes being creepy perma-smiling mutes

and Hau still couldn't get the girl despite him being able to talk, unlike the main star of SM

>>32447728
>11 yo

MODS

>>32447728
Every story has two sides. I'm sure Sun is actually not that bad. He had his circumstances.

>>32448099
Fuck off Lillie.

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>>32448099
>be me, 11 yo
>have to leave home region because mom is a fucking slut
>move to Alola
>see cute girl and getting Pokemon
>might not be so bad
>almost fucking die saving a cute space fart
>okay, this will be worse than expected
>see a kid high on drugs
>spits all over your face when talking
>tell him to not be in my face
>calls me a dick
>challenges me to a battle
>beat him because he's a retard
>who the fuck challenges a Fire-type with Grass-type at low levels?
>he seems a bit irritated about losing
>whatever, tell him to fuck off
>see the kid in Alola's weird doughnut shop
>he takes a bite from his doughnut
>he cums
>whattheactualfuck.jpg
>need to stay away from this thing
>the kid follows me everywhere
>I try to ignore him and train
>challenges me to a battle
>shit low level Pokemon
>probably has been too busy being a faggot to train
>kick his ass
>cries and gets angry when I don't lose his shit team
>shit happens, end up save cutie's mother from aliens
>cutie leaves
>fuck Alola
>fuck all of it
>flashforward a bit
>I ended up saving the region from maneating aliens in the meantime, because the authorities are useless
>get rich
>cutie is back
>finally, something nice happens for the first time
>we fug
>get interrupted by the fucking faggot again
>turn to face him with a smile, hoping he'll just leave
>the faggot sends out his Pokemon and tries to attack
>thisisfuckingit.exe
>done trying to be nice
>send out my Pokemon to counter
>tell him to fuck off
>he starts crying and runs off
>mfw Alola

>>32447728
This condradicts my headcanon where Hau realizes he was forcing himself to like Lillie because she was the only girl of his acquaintance. But after she leaves and Hau spends time with Sun he realizes that he was never actually straight and he and Sun become lovers.

>>32448186
i ship lillie with hau, or with everyone that's not the main character

>>32448065
Because despite not talking to much, the main character isn't useless.
And it's not that the main character doesn't talk. They do, but what they say is left up to you to imagine. Typical RPG trope. This character actually talks more than any before, with all the dialogue choices you're given.

>>32448186
Similar to my headcanon, just Hau becomes gay for Gladion instead.

>>32447777
Quads of truth

>>32448161
Never thought about it, but the protagonists also have it pretty hard.

>>32448186
what the fuck anon

>>32448236
this

Does anyone have the two original ones? Especially the one where Chad beats Hau with a full UB team.

>>32448161
This one is better

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>>32447930
>But...but...I haven't gotten to say any of the things that I wanted to say to you!
You're right, he was obviously crying because he wanted to talk about malasadas. Yep, that's definitely it. Malasada boy wanted to talk about malasadas. Absolutely no other explanation for it. None whatsoever.

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>>32448236
fucking this

>>32448236
That's not as headcanony. They're pretty close, just not fucking. Yet.

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>>32447728
>mfw I'm the original autist who created this greentext

>>32448161
Kek.
Why do they move to Alola, actually?

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>>32451392
His mom saw cuckui back in kanto a few years ago with alolan mons and since alola is a lot farther than other regions she probably never saw an alolan pokemon before

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>>32448099
Three, actually

1/2
>be me, 34 yo pokemon professor
>wife’s a 11/10 ultra space scientist
>make 120k a year, and that’s just in UVD Unova Dollars
>just for attacking myself with my pokemon
>wife and I fug at least twice a week, and it’s actual, passionate fug
>when I’m not this, I’m a fucking luchador who beats the shit out of autists who think they’re all that
>Annoying little shit lives on the same island, oh well
>still fuckin great life
>comes home one day
>white bitch teleported into the lab somehow
>she’s 11
>Tells us this story about how some pedos in white uniforms tried to rape her
>and the fart in her bag
>her bag started glowing and a title screen popped out
>dunno wtf this bitch was doing, but Burnet believes her
>let’s her take the loft room
>I guess that’s alright. Nobody was staying there anyway
>be a couple months later
>kid from the land of the lazy nignogs comes to town
>his mom’s a huge fucking slut
>tries to fug me immediately
>fuck that, I have a wife and I’m a loyal husband plus, Burnet fugs better than she could ever
>reject.png
>the kid is actually pretty chill
>mainly sad cause his dad ran away when his mom got knocked up
>takes the kid under my wing
>he really looks up to me
>the kid grows on me
>kicks the whiny bitch kid’s ass several times
>I like this kid already
>Show him around alola

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>>32451525

2/2
>we get to the top of a huge fucking mountain
>show him the tallest peak in all of alola
>we have the elite four up there
>he looks at me with a gleam in his eyes
>he doesn’t say anything, but I can already tell he’s pumped af for the e4
>gets there
>beats them all handily as well as some blonde edgelord that’s apparently somehow the girl-we-sort-of-adopted’s brother and the little bitch
>I decide to go easy on him and bring out my 3rd most powerful team (my scrubproof-yet-not-unbeatable team)
>He beats me
>He looks so happy
>we go home and have a party
>little bitch is crying
>whatever.exe
>Lillie or whatever her name was leaves after the party
>sad…
>little bitch cries like a little bitch
>goes back to normal life
>a couple months pass
>the kanto kid caught these cool not-pokemon with a MILF-made ball
>congratulate him
>go home to get busy with Burnet
>hear some autistic screeching over by the kid’s house
>probably little bitch getting cucked
>smile smugly
>”Darling, what is it?” Burnet asks?
>smiles
>”Just heard someone get theirs”
>she know's what I'm talking about
>we both laugh and continue fug
>no more fucks given
>mfw

>>32451525
I want Kukui to do lewd things to me and make me cry

>>32451584
burnet pls

If there's a 3rd side, maybe there's a 4th for Lillie's version?

>>32451623
What about Gladion, Nanu, Lusamine and Guzma tho

>>32451626
There definitely needs to be one for Nanu.

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>>32447728

Nice greentext.

Shame it's wrong and can never be even remotely canon.

I bet you look like the rival from Clover.

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>be me
>??? year old space fart
>what
>the
>fuck
>is
>going
>on

>sun showing any emotions
what

>>32451623
Girls' side will be boring. Getting lost and getting wet, or getting fugged is not going to be very funny.

Edgelord brother, though, might top them all.

>>32451930
That's rude, anon. Sun shows enough emotions. His default facial expression just happens to be a bright smile.

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>>32451927
>be me
>have to hold a fuckin space fart 24/7
>constantly let the fucker escape because it smells like shit
>only other thing i'm allowed to carry is a fuck ton of repels
>why does this bitch need this many repels?
>why can't I just carry clothes or books like a normal bag?
>months later
>space fart dies or something
>turns into a fucking badge
>bitch put is it me
>HOLY FUCK WHY IS THIS FUCKER SO HEAVY?
>HOW IS THIS BITCH SO STRONG?
>bitch finally changes clothes for the first time 6 fucking months
>she fucking leaves me behind for some pink fuck
>I'm left all alone
>I begin to collect dust as the bitch never comes back for me
>I miss the space fart

Just you wait, Hau will be a gym leader in the next game or some shit. This poor cuck deserves a win.

>>32452164
Kahuna, anon. Not Gym Leader. Maybe even E4 in Hala's place. And when Sun leaves to travel with Lillie, Hau might be the one to take over his position. I bet he will even open a Malasada shop. Hau's future is a lot brighter, at least.

>>32451525
>>32451536
>Fuck everything, I'm gratuitously perfect and despite tons of things bother me I do nothing to fix it.
Kukuifags like Kukui because he doesn't do anything to deserve his high status and is seemingly chill and happy?
I only hope you are just looking at him to fulfill your desires and hopes and not actually act like him because in real life (and honestly ingame too) hes a waling joke and a pitiable guy.

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>>32447728
>be me, 14 yo
>mom's a crazy bitch that runs a "Pokemon conservation foundation"
>they build a huge floating building in some some shithole island region
>mom makes us move there
>she put a fucking mansion on it
>where the fuck is this money coming from
>find labs in the basement one day
>there's some kind of fucked up monster dog
>name him Type: Null because it's cool like my animes
>take him upstairs with me to watch anime
>mom flips her shit, tries to take Null
>fuck that bitch
>leave with Null
>some gang lets me "work" for them
>I literally just sit in a hotel all day watching anime with Null and they pay for it
>fast forward a while
>see my sister while I'm fucking around with Null one day
>she's babysitting a space fart in a duffel bag
>she's got eyes for some Kanto asshole
>what the fuck Lillie
>she decides to go on an "adventure" with Kanto kid and some other faggot
>realize this is a prime opportunity to become the anime villain I always wanted to be, follow them
>Null evolves into a monster bird-dog at some point
>cool as hell, name it Silvally
>battle the Kanto kid every once in while
>always lose like a good villain, my time is coming
>the faggots always give me weird looks when I do my anime pose
>they decide that the gang members I work for are all assholes
>Kanto ass raids HQ, I prepare to fuck him up with Silvally
>Lillie tells me that the gang leader is enabling mom to be a crazy bitch
>god fucking damn it

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>>32452501
>escort the asshat trio to Crazy Bitch Land to take care of this shit
>get there, mom disappears into a hole in reality or some shit looking for aliens, gang leader goes with her
>later bitch
>Lillie wants to get her back
>WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LILLIE
>decide to fuck off
>fast forward again
>Kanto kid and Lillie took care of mom and apparently turned the space fart into a fucking lion what the hell
>hear that Kanto fuck is on his way to challenge the League
>this is my chance
>meet him at the entrance to Mt Lanakila, anime as fuck
>his team is 10 levels higher than mine
>he destroys me
>beats the league
>my final chance to become the ultimate anime villain
>I challenge him for his title
>his entire team is level 100
>fuck
>lose
>suddenly realized I’ve wasted months of my life on this
>gang disbands and I don’t have anyone to pay my hotel bill
>find out Lillie has been fucking that asshole from Kanto
>I continue to be an edgy weeb as that’s the only thing left inside my hollow shell of a body and mind
>mfw

>>32447866
>Mr. Ash always takes care of Ms. Lillie
What shitty ass subtitles

>>32452511
Anon, at least keep it somewhat similar to the games. It was okay, but details like Gladion's age, the time he spent away, where he gets his money from etc. are just wrong, which triggers my autism.

>>32452511
This triggers me simply because Gladion becomes the Aether pres. in-place of Losermine

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>be me, 11 yo
>be cute as fuck
>spending days having fun
>suddenly, some faggots try to replace me with another faggot
>fuckthis.png
>rid on my huge fucking alien bat
>find the fucking faggot
>he's fucking Lillie
>triggered.exe
>bring out my level 100 seal
>he has just some faggot cat
>trap both in a huge bubble
>they struggle, trying to get out
>I stand there, smiling
>bring out my sunglasses and watch them slowly drown
>kick their dead bodies and make a mess of their fucking faces and dicks
>Lillie thanks me for saving her from this faggot
>we make out
>mfw I look at the faggots who tried to replace me

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>>32451525
>a title screen popped out
>the land of the lazy nignogs
fucking kek

>>32452819
triggered.exe indeed.

You let Hau beat you at Ula Ula right?

He worked hard training that Raichu and Eeveelution

>>32453561
No.
If he loses, that means he didn't work hard enough. If he didn't work hard enough, he doesn't deserve to win.

I want to fuck Hau!