Why is Ash so oblivious to the fact that just about every female

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>>32444966
Obviously because that's his ability.

Because she's a kid and probably very autistic

>>32444966
Because C O M E D Y R E L I E F P R O T A G O N I S T

>why is a 10 year old boy oblivious to girls
I'm surprised he doesn't think they're icky

>>32444966
Ash looks pretty cool in this picture

>>32444966
He's aware. He just keeps them in the friendzone.

Because he cares more about reaching the goal for which he left home at age 10 more than a short one-season fling with some floozy.

>>32445011
or can "infect" him with "cooties", to his detriment

but our dear /vp/oreons are autistic shut-ins

>>32444966
Cause a real pokemon master don't need women.

>>32444966
Because only Serena had a crush on him.

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>>32445152

>>32444966
He looks pretty hot in this picture, I want to make him horny and harvest his salty monkey seed out of his cute, long stick and maybe squeeze his soft sweaty balls

>>32445210
Shut up, Bayleef.

>>32445210
you can't squeeze the balls idiot

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>>32444966
Dawn and Iris didnt

>>32444966
Everyone knows Ash is actually a pokephile.

>>32445180
>furries
kys. Ash might as well start loving a 2D waifu in his universe.

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Ash is a pokephile.

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>>32445315

>>32445315
>>32445352
Remember that Arceus hates pokefuckers.

>>32444966
he's not he's just gay

>>32445364

that don't fuck it

>>32445315
but anon
he is a pokemon

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>>32445386
Pokephilia needs to die.

>>32445414
>not wanting to fuck meloetta

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>>32445386
Say that to my face not online fucker.
See what happens.

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>>32444999
>10 year old not caring about girls
>autistic
I can't think of a single person that I knew that was interested in girls at 10
>>32445245
>Dawn didn't have a crush on him
She literally wanted his D

>>32445737
>She literally wanted his D
Bullshit. They could've fucked and she would've still felt absolutely nothing for him. They were as platonic as could possibly get.

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>>32445315
>>32445414
>pokephiles
>pokephilia

>>32444966
>every female traveling companion
Only happened once really.

Or is this thread bait?

>>32446036
>Misty

>>32446948
>watching the dub

>>32446036
>"Or is this thread bait?"
>he asks this when OP insists every girl wanted his dick even though any retard with half a brain knows that not to be true
What do you think?

>>32444966
You're delusional. May, Dawn, and Iris certainly didn't. Misty, I'm not even sure why she acted jealous at times. Otherwise, there was nothing, and it ended in nothing, too. The only one was really Serena. The reason is there's a trope for heroes being oblivious to love, perhaps because they're like Shudo and believe it's only a distraction from the plot.

>>32444966
Because he's the main character of an anime series.

>>32445175
>Misty
Was her first crush but has since moved onto Tracey' cock and never looked back
>May
Used Ash as a tour guide, then went after Drew's dick
>Dawn
Taught of Ash as a cool friend but a not fuckable one
>Iris
Super crazy to dom his Nip little ass but got tired of chasing him
>Serena
Annoying bitch with onetious

>>32447413
Misty never crushed on that boylet

>>32447425
Eeuuug! Ash Ketchum, I'll get you.... To pay for my bike b-baka

>>32447574
She sounds disgusted by him

>>32444966
Tbh they should just ship him with Lillie in this anime, make him the Alolan Champion and finally scrap him for a new protagonist. But that'll never happen.

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>>32447613
>just ship him with Lillie in this anime, make him the Alolan Champion and finally scrap him for a new protagonist.
He needs to continue it.

>>32444966
Well what about the Pokemon that had a crush on him?

>>32445113

Was I the only kid who wanted to catch the cooties?

>>32446968
Neither did Misty, almost everything was made by 4kids.

Seriously Misty was just the Togepi carrier and a bitch.

May seemed like she could have had a thing for Ash in early Hoenn, but as she got into Contests she started drifting from him. Seriously, watch the first 30ish Hoenn episodes, May is all over Ash.

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>>32444966
So the writers can keep adding more eye candy in later seasons without keeping Ash tied down to a single girl.

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>>32446968
Misty and May were blushy for him in some episodes but nothing more than that (some light crush, people normally get that when you are close to someone for too long, but that no evolved).

And you are on spot about the others, Dawn and Iris were his vagina-bro. And Serena is the only 100% confirmed crush.

>>32447613
>with lillie
lol

>>32444966
He knew what love was during the Shudo days, but after those days he became totally oblivious to it.

>>32448061
Misty was Tsundere for him
May was more a little sister to him
Dawn was a best friend
Iris was the same as Dawn
Serena was full on crushing on him

>>32445011
10 was around the time I started watching porn so I could believe it

It's for kids

he is gay

Who the fuck would waste their time with a bunch of dumb girls when there are Pokemon to catch and battles to be won? Fucking get with the program OP