Trainers can now impregnate their pokemon. How does this

What if pokemon could impregnate their trainers?

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>>32416140

All pokemon get arms and hand
can use weapons
a whole lot bloodier

>>32416193
guess I should also say they got thumbs

>>32416131
meta gets a lot dumber, cuz a bunch of dumb furfags would be running around. you are the scum of humanity.

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Pokemon battles now get a whole lot more brutal due them not wanting to disappoint their trainer with the bigger emotional bond.

competitive pokemon should not have shitty IVs, nothing changes

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>>32416131

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>Artistic fathers can give their kids Sketch

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>>32416302
>Autistic fathers can give their kids disable

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>>32416302
>Black parents can give their kids thief

>>32416232
>Literally every pokemon has battle bond now

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>>32416302
>Muslim fathers can give their kids Explosion

>>32416374
>Hispanic fathers give their kids revolution dance
>Except for mexican fathers, they give their kids the U-turn instead.

>>32416131
Probably just a lot more bipedal anthro pokemon walking around

>>32416387
>mexican parents have a chance to inherit infiltrator into their children

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>>32416302
>Withe fathers can give their kids splash
>because they cant dance

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>>32416302
>Nazi fathers can give their kids Hail

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>Trap fathers can give their kids Draining Kiss

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>/fit/ fathers can give their kids Bulk up

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>>32416140
ok but what if i'm a male and I still want this thing inside me

I don't know, but there will be a lot human-gardevoir hybrids.

>>32416538
luckily, you will die

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>Turk Fathers can give their kids Bug Bite

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Jamaican fathers give their kids extreme speed

>>32416587
hot

>>32416316
Holy shit my sides are in another dimension

>>32416131
More breeding but shittier IVs

>>32416538
>rough skin

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>>32416302
>Country Fathers can give their kids Milk Drink
It's the best I've got.

>Impying Jewish fathers would give away anything to their kids

>>32416140
I want a pokemon to impregnate me

>>32418554
which one anon

>>32416445
I reconize that smug anime girl from somewhere
Is it a hentai?

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>>32416374
Jewish fathers give their children pay day


>Chinese fathers give their children knock off

Who says pokemon can't already bear eggs from a human father? Humans and pokemon did canonically used to marry. So there was a lot of fucking going on, in ancient times.

It probably happens a lot, especially when young boys are sent out at puberty to "discover the world." But no one says anything about it.

>>32420417
>Romanian fathers give their kids Thief,

Gardevoir is already popular enough.

>>32416131
>Trainers can now impregnate their pokemon.
Aceptable if human-shape egg group.
>How does this affect the meta?
The role play would be lewd, but nothing else will affect.
Maybe just a bunch of breed-eggs with random ivs and no eggmoves.

>>32416140
Fix Hitmonchan reprodution problems.

>>32420514
>muh eggroups

>>32416131
Doesn't change anything, humans are Pokemon and they are able to impregnate Pokemon, but they chose not to because of muh I am not an uncivilised donkey fucker

>>32420533
Gardefuckers, you must learn that she is amorpous and would be better with a Muk that a bonesack like you.

>>32419801
Ya, pretty sure it's the main girl from Eroge H-game hentai

>>32420634
garde a shit. Egg group autists are just retarded.

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>>32416302
>Black fathers can give their kids run away

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>>32417979
SHIT