You get to bring one pokemon into the real world. Only you can

>>32385808
I'd rather not become a schizo

>>32385808
Can I fug it?
If yes, Clefable.

>>32385827
Yes it will only be mentally however.

Gothitelle

>>32385808
Dialga so I can have fun time travels and maybe do some time stops.

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I can't fuck jumpluff but shes pretty cool. If I had to choose a second one, maybe like Celesteela or anyother pokemon that looks female and fuckable.

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>>32385808
G-Gardevoir.

>>32385808
Haunter

In that situation a ghost type would be best

>>32385949
jumpluff looks fuggable enough to me

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>>32386002
dont lewd her!

Kakuna. It's goin up my ass

>>32385808
Pineco

>>32385808
Mareep or bulbasaur

>>32386236
Why pineco? I love it and all, really cool pokemon but why just a pineco?

>>32386267
bug-type pinecone.

>you can have an invisible Pokémon
That's kinda fuckin sweet OP
Jirachi

>>32385808
If you can only see and talk, then obviously a psychic type so they can jerk me off with their mind

Assuming it's actually real, just invisible; Jirachi.
Then I can just wish for an actual, not-invisible mon.

>>32385808
Venusaur

>>32385953
Good taste

alakazam
i'd use its high IQ to make me money
either that or it'd manipulate me to do something for it

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The correct answer to these is always Mew.

>>32385808
>>32385829
So basically a pokemon tulpa?

>>32390559
Yes

>>32390573
See, if it were more physical, like a death note shinigami i would pick suckle. I could feed him all my drugs and he would secrete his juices, which i would then be able to drink. Weed in shot form, with a pinch of adderal. Think about it.

But if he can't touch the physical realm at all i would go slowking, b/c he can speak in his wise manner and could proves give Some great advice or some shit

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>>32385808

Haunters are too mischievous, same with Cofagrigus. Golurk is too big. Probably a Phantump.

>>32385920

A lot better thought out then my answer. That would be sick.

>>32385953
M- me too.

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>>32390700
Why do stoner degenerates always feel the need to share their degenerate behaviours?

>>32390790
Why do normalfags get triggered by stonerfags?

>>32390838
You're too detached from the world, stoner, degeneracy is synonymous with normalfaggotry now. To be opposed to drugs is to be abnormal.

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The best of all possible choices.

>>32390790
I was just answering the tooic question, i didn't see any rules or regulations... sounds kike you need to smoke alil bit, stop bein such a crab ass. Why do autists insist on sharing their autistic ways? No one cares.

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>>32390838
Because we end up paying for the stonerfags medical care, housing, food, children and burial. Then the cycle starts all over again with the 4+ kids they left behind in a broken home or orphanage making the country worse with every generation.

P.S. im not the guy you responded to

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>>32390875
>sounds kike you need to smoke alil bit
Nice Freudian slip, herbal Jew.

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i actually got a shiny one on it's final stage of breeding

but i would not complain about a Wimpod

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>>32385808
Pheromosa for cuddles.

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Chikorita. Small, smells wonderful, cuddly, cute and huggable.

Audino, please.

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Jirachi for the wishes

>>32385808
The correct answer for these questions is always Mew, the first pokemon. Time to populate the earth with pokemon like Adam and Eve

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>>32390952

Appealing, but I'd rather get tempted by the serpent in the garden instead.

>>32390853
So he found out a way to make drugs with shuckle. Don't people do that in the pokemon world anyway? It's kinda shuckles thing.

>>32390700
>suckle
end ackson

>>32390912
>cuddling with a pokemon that could easily snap you in half

>>32385808
Tyranitar, so he can knock down mountains and reroute rivers for me.
That is, assuming they can still interact with the world around them. If they can't, I'd probably choose Giratina or Arceus and fuck off with them to a different universe.

>>32390912
>>32391141
>Cuddling with a Pokemon that could snap you in half and also hates touching things.

>>32391141
>could easily snap you in half
Pretty much all of them can.

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>>32385808
Hoopa, so he can take me to the Pokemon world.

>>32385953
same

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>>32390773

tfw you bring Phantump into the real world to see your baby brother again.