Four facts about Sylveon! 1. She is cute! 2. She is a fairy

>>32357222
>she

>>32357222
>1
Subjective
>3
I don't see the marriage document
>4
Is shit

>>32357222
>87.5% male, 12.5% female
>Trans flag colours
Anon...

>>32357222
Espeon > Flareon > Vaporeon > all

>>32357222
Why do Sylveon fags have to give all eevee posters a bad name. They're the worst offenders behind maybe Vaporeon fags

>>32357887
Eevee posters give Eevee posters a bad name. Now post porn.

>>32357222
Sylveon wins

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>>32357222
>she

She(male)

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>>32357887
Are you seriously saying that Glaceon posters don't give ourselves a bad name?
Do you underestimate our shitposting skills that much?

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>>32357222

She is also sexy.

>>32357974
This is from a fart pic isn't it.

>>32359298
no that image is uncropped.

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>>32357222
>wife
It's time that you kill yourself.

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>>32357243
Vaporean > Umbreon > Espeon > Sylveon > Jolteon >>>>>>> Tauros droppings >>>>>>>>>>>> Leafeon > Flareon > Glaceon > KEKvee

>>32359334
With all the Glaceon fart porn there is im surprised.

>>32357222
That's five facts.

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>>32359420

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>>32357887
After Glaceonfags Umbreonfags who cosplay Umbreon exclusively irl and somehow, after all these years, continue to pump out shitty artwork of it would like to have a word with you.

>>32357243

Vaporeon > Leafeon > Jolteon > Umbreon > Esperon > Sylveon > Glaceon > Flareon

>>32359446
Despite Umbreon being extremely popular among furfags, Umbreonfags don't have much of a presence on /vp/

>>32357243
Jolteon > All

>>32357969
this is porn, isn't it
I'm so fucking done with this site, I can't even go into a thread like this and try to post something nice because of you fucking degenerate pices of trash. I hate you, I really fucking hate you. I wrote a regular, nice post prior to this, one because I like sylveon, to get the thread going and even attached a nice image. But then it hit me, this image's art style, the expresion in the sylveon's face. This is fucking porn. Just trash, awful, time and talent-wasting trash. I weep for whomever was comisione to do this trite, and pray one day all of you degenerates get some kind of incurable and extremely painful disease that can make you feel the same pain that you cause onto this board daily with your repulsive prescence.

I'm done, just fucking done.

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>>32357887
Because out of the Sylveon posters, there is one particular poster that goes out of their way to Sylveon post outside of the barrier walls that contain /vp/. Someone who attracted attention from the highest of clouds, and was struck down by the God of the Cloud Elves for it. It is simply within the nature of the Sylveon poster to be contrarian and rebellious, to do as we please in the face of even the greatest opposition.

You can call it many thing, autism, sheer non fuckery giving, personally I call it "Pretty Pink Princess Posting", you post it because its cute to you and it irritates the fuck out of everyone else who doesn't like Pretty Pink Princess Tea Parties.

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>>32357222
SYLVEON IS GOOD PURCHASE HERE WHY

1. IS SOFT FOR SLEEP WITH
2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY IS CELEBRATE FOR SYLVEON
3. RIBBON USE FOR CLEANING POTS AND PANS
4. KIDS GOOD WITH SYLVEON
5. ANUS NO MESS NO
6. OFFER LOVE FOR YOU TO GIVING

ORDER TODAY SYLVEON

list of OP facts:

1. Faggot.

>>32357974
Glaceon just wants Empoleon dick

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>>32359829
Hmm, but will it leave Pot Pan Shine?

>>32359829
China pls

>>32359829
>3. RIBBON USE FOR CLEANING POTS AND PANS
Oh no, i'm not falling for THAT again. Fucking Heracross RUINED my pots and pans.

Post Sylveon butt

>>32357222
5. She has a huge, feminine penis!

>>32360580
Why are there so many literal faggots on this board and why do they feel the need to loudly proclaim how gay they are in every thread about waifus?

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>>32357222
Your wife is a psycho who kills small Rattatas.

>>32359417
wh-where could i find this for research

>>32359719
>Makes a nice post on a thread of a guy who has a dog as a his imaginary wife
>Gets triggered by cropped porn

The so called puritan autism

Sylveon > Leafeon > Vaporeon > All the others below Vaporeon are equal for me

>>32359829
>MESS NO

Wrong. Mine tracks mud all over the house every fucking day. Sometimes Goodra slime along with it. It is a walking ball of filth that I still love and cuddle. <3

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>>32360848
thats copypasta
>>32359829
all good reasons for owning sylveon

>>32360675
Try FA

>>32360865
Leafeon is one of the worst designed Grass types in the franchise and second only to Glaceon in terms of badly designed Eevees.

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>>32359829
I think my Sylveon is defective. How do I get a refund?

>>32357243
Vaporeon > Glaceon > Sylveon > Jolteon > Espeon > Flareon > Leafeon > Umbreon

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>>32359369
>>32359449
>>32361378
DELETE THESE

>>32361235
get out.

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>>32357222

>>32361472

What's wrong with you? We are here talking about eeveelutions and you post a pic of a small and paetic pile of feces to make everyone sick

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>>32361566
Rude! Flareon might be pathetic in battles but at least it's cute!

>>32357222
1. Not really. Not even best eeveelution.
2. That is true.
3. Takes some real autism to type that out.
4. What about her?

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>>32357242

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>>32361330
looks pretty functional to me
also
>refunds

>>32361661
One day Flareon will be good. And then all the faggots shitposting about it will get shut up like the sneakypebbles shitposters in gen six. That day will be glorious.

>>32357977
*he

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My favourite Sylveon fact:
Sylveon was chosen as the mascot for a group of VGC players focused on giving priority to female and non-binary players, presumably because its colors match with the Trans Pride flag

Ironically, 87.5% of Sylveon are male.

>>32357222
>four
Fuck off retard.

>>32363674

I'm fine with either.

>>32357974
>tfw glaceon will never score som cold hard empoleon dick

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>>32364331
>non-binary

>>32359719
Nice pasta

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>>32357969

>>32364812
>sylveon
>a nigger
he's first up on rope day

>>32361661
>>32363213
my problem with flareon in design is that it isn't unique

literally just a fluffier eevee, and eevee > flareon

>>32364848
>literally just a fluffier eevee
what is even wrong with this
the entire line isn't really that unique anyway, and that's half of the appeal; they're just cute, down-to-earth mom's elemental dogs

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>>32357974
Glaceon is cute.
CUTE!!!

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Iceon is best Eon.
>as long as it does not have to battle...

>>32357222
I got 4 facts about you

1. You
2. Are
3. A
4. Faggot

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>>32361235

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>>32361235

>>32357969
>>32364812
>>32365793
Sam was a mistake.

>>32365848
kuroodod was a mistake

>>32365848
>>32365881
This

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>>32365848
Pokémon was a mistake

>>32365901
this was my steam profile image for a few months.

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>>32365912
Neat

That's Hydreigon's wife, faggot

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>>32365901
>When you release a game whose location is based off of somewhere that your country sneak attacked, setting off a chain of events that eventually lead to the destruction of your empire and wiping two cities off the face of the earth