>Mosquito Pokemon is a buff bodybuilder >Cockroach Pokemon

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They already made it a spoon-bending psychic. Everyone knows that, OP.

Basically any type combination that doesn't include water.

Bonus points if they make it some kind of fierce, fearsome looking mon, unrelated to common stereotypes of dolphins being playful and friendly. Something like what they did with Pangoro.

>>32353843
Japan hates dolphins, so it'll be more than likely focusing on their negative aspects of ganging up on things to beat up and rape them.

So Dark/Water Yakuza dolphin could be cool.

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>>32353843
Quadrupedal fossilmon based on the ancestor of whales and dolphins.

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>>32353843
>Japanese people
>Dolphins
Never ever

>>32353883

>hunting an animal for meat =/= hating it

>>32353962

The Japanese kill tons of whales too and Wailord exists. Also Kyogre is a dolphin.

>>32353843
It'll be a ghost/fire type, partially cooked dolphin. It's meat was so tasty it was hunted to extinction. Now they taunt people with their blubbery ghostly meaty bodies since they see it can't eat it because it's a ghost. It burns foes with vengeful flames, the same kind of fire used to cook them, because it's angry they were all killed and eaten.

IT wasn't just humans that ate them all either, stuff like Gyarados and Sharpedo ate them too.

>>32353985
>bullshit Kyogre argument again

Would be a shame if OP said right away that it's all about a bottlenose dolphin, wouldn't it?

dark type dolphins cause dolphins really aren't ALL nice and friendly just like humans

or a sky dolphin or sand dolphin or a dolphin that represents cetacean evolution throughout its entire line

>>32353985
No, Kyogre is an onion.

>>32353985
Kyogre is a sea slug

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>>32353985
>Killer Whale = Dolphin

It's a finless ghost type that only knows curse.

>>32353883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGepBtBCuTY

>>32356339
I bet it'd be a dark type that pretends to be friendly in order to lure you in and then does unspeakable things to you

>>32353985
Kyogre is my Wife.

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>>32353853
explain this meme

Ground-type land dolphin.

Unlike its land buddies Hippopotas, Sandile, and Gible though, it swims through mud instead of sand.

>>32356465
Aren't all dolphins over 13ft considered a whale?

>>32356339
Dark/Steel with some ability that prevents it from being hit with physical attacks?

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>>32353843
DARK/FIRE TYPE

Steel/Poison type, it's a dolphin made out of recyclables,and has a bottle as a nose.

>>32353843
Make it Ice/Psychic and give it legs

>>32356465
>dolphinfags believe this

>>32356679
Nah, dolphin is an informal group of several small toothed whales. There's no size limit, and as far as I know the difference between a dolphin and any other nondolphin toothed whale is pretty arbitrary.

>>32356465

Orcas are a type of dolphin, retard

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>>32353843
>"Cockroach Pokemon is a pretty lady"
>Implying GameFreak started that

>Ex-convict dolphin pokemon
>Has scars that look like tattoos
>Bring back hoard battles so they show up 5 at a time

Plays off the idea that dolphin packs function like gangs and the rapist dolphin meme

Starts off as a generic Water-type starter, ends up as a bipedal Fire/Fighting slow frail mixed attacker dolphin.

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>>32353883
How about a bancho dolphin?

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>>32353843
I already posted this thing in the fakemon thread but I can imagine them having the dolphin mon be a parody of fakemon cliches
>Clicholphin
>Water/Psychic
>It is as smart as some humans and has psychic powers as a result. They can travel in outer space.

>>32353843
Fire/Ground type dolphin

looks like a hotdog in a bun, has to be fished out of lava

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They like to get high by purposefully annoying puffers and then poking themselves on them.

Psychic/Poison?

>>32353843
"My mon's animal" is much better than "ugly weak stupid shitmon with a tacked on theme that causes shame to its real life counterpart".

But,if you're still believing the meme,you need to follow these rules

1 It can't be a water,dark or psychic type
2 It must be weak to water
3 It must not live in the ocean
4 It must have a stat spread that is the opposite of what a dolphin would have(high Spe,Atk and Sp Atk,Average HP and bad SpDef and Def)

A good contender for your bid would be a slow defensive humanoid fire/fighting pokémon with >>32361563's theme

>>32361928

Wtf, are you for real?

Dolphins deserve way more study, those things have some really high level awareness and instinct

Anyone have the picture of a Japanese dude talking about how a dolphin invited him to fuck and he did it.

>>32362050
they do indeed

They are basically aquatic humans

>>32353853
Wtf is the Abra line anyway? They don't look like any IRL animals and they have weird bug chitin on their upper body.

>>32363129
They're kitsune. It's especially obvious with Kadabra.

>>32363129

They're not based on animals, they're based on human psychics/magicians.

They only vaguely resemble foxes.

>>32353843
Make them Water/Fairy type, but play up the aspects of actual folkloric fairies that dolphins share. Namely being a bunch of ammoral dickheads with good publicity.

>>32363155
kadabra looks vaguely like a fox but abra and zam don't at all

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>>32356526
>Wife
YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG

>Ultra Beast Dolphin

Think of a typing /vp/
HARD MODE: Don't make it Water-type

>>32353962
So the dolphin is a ghost type!

>>32363284
Abra is a kit and Alakazam is more anthropomorphic but keeps the fox snout. They're demons/spirits, not actual animal foxes.

>>32363431
>Furfag
But Kyogre doesn't have any fur, anon :^)

>>32363284
Kitsune are often drawn with squinty eyes to represent their sly nature, gold is also one of their most common colors.

>>32363455
Normal/Dark. Snarl and Boomburst come to mind, also Parting Shot.

>>32353843
>Make a gen about Hawaii
>STILL NOT A SINGLE FUCKING DOLPHIN POKÉMON

>>32362050
>are you for real?

yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVqObIauPJA

>>32353843
Sexy waifumon.
It rapes you, but this time it's Water Psychic instead of Fire Poison.

>>32361765
Pangoro 2.0?

>>32363455
Electric/Ice streaking aurora dolphin that patrols arctic skies.

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What if the so wanted cassowary Pokemon isn't Dark or Fighting or Steel, but an elegant Psychic/Flying or even a Normal/Flying with large wings or something?
And what if the peacock Pokemon was a Dark/Flying type that uses its tail as a cloak?