I will let you go if you can answer this. What came first? >ranch

>>32350102
Cool ranch

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>>32350102
Horse semen.

My Pokémon Ranch for Nintendo Wii

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Oh shit, Decidueye is about to snap!
How do we calm him down?

Neither

>>32351870
Tell him he's the fastest of the starter trio, and the best until Intimidate Incineroar comes out.

>>32351870
First, this meme is stupid because Decidueye can't die, he's already dead.
>>32351878
And second, once they hopefully swap his speed stat with his special attack stat in gen8, he'll be getting a lot more useage, not saying a lot or garchomp levels of useage I'm just saying a little bit more, I mean they did help greninjas problem back in gen 6, water shrunken was actually a physical attack. And there was no reason for that. So they switched it, and there is actually no good reason for why Decidueye should be this slow, so hopefully they'd fix that next gen.

But for now, I'll just wait for ash to get a OP Decidueye In the anime.

>>32352220
That's some next-level falseflagging. I fear you might have started doing this unironically, friendo.