>You are transformed into one of your favorite pokemon

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>>32339826
same as usual

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>>32339826
I make it my mission to destroy any owlfags I come across.

>>32339826
I touch myself

Form a rescue team, I guess

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Rub up against people and spray perfume.

>Rhydon, Minior, Electabuzz, or Toxicroak

If Electabuzz i'd go shorting out the power in useless factories (anything that produces products labeled 'as seen on tv')

If Minior I'd pose as a shooting star and crash directly in front of stupid couples crying to "make a wish" and then just spam acrobatics around them until they fuck off

If Rhydon I'd drill under banks/safes and steal loads of shit

If Toxicroak I'd go around killing useless people at night (Land whales, Extremely prissy spoiled brats, People that unironically take gender studies or feminist classes, anyone that regularly shops at hot topic, people that drive cars that are more than 20 years old or pickup trucks, mexicans)

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>>32340022

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>>32340022
good read

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>beheeyem
rape people then wipe their memory

>gardevoir

Fly/teleport around and fuck around with people, really.

>>32339826
>Ditto
Use my transformation powers to do what I feel like at the time

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>>32339826
Go do fuckin' MAGIC.

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Destroy the fucking world because I'm as hot as the sun

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Am I being sent to the Mystery Dungeon world?

>>32340251
itt things that ruined electabuzz

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>>32340273
pic related ruined Electabuzz

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>Lotad
I float around in the water.

>>32340273
Electabuzz ruined Electabuzz

>>32340303
>>32340281
>hating based electro monkey

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i would hole up in my room and sleep every day away, per usual

in fact, now i'd have a valid justification for doing it

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>pic related

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>Transformed into one of your favorites
Depends on which one.

>Shuckle
Try to live a normal life, and look adorable and hilarious doing it. Occasionally share homebrew berry juice with my other borderline alcoholic friends. Use Power Trick to perform random feats of strength.

>Ditto
Become a shape-shifting superhero. Wear a mask that hides my derpy-looking smiley-face, but leave scraps of paper with nothing but said face on it as a calling card for the police to find.

>Klinklang
Learn Gear Grind, then pursue a career in music, with tutelage under Skrillex.

>Klefki
Collect one of every kind of key, but only display the ones with perfect IV's. Terrorize bondage-enthusiasts.

>Venusaur
Move to Colorado. Grow weed and/or herbal tea. Infuse special flavors with varying doses of Sleep Powder, Poison Powder, and Sweet Scent.

>Archeops
Post on /vp/.

>Machamp
Pursue a career in law. Write books.

>Wooper
Fuck all the bitches.

>>32339826
Continue shitposting on 4chan most likely.

>Quagsire
Find a river and chill

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Run, burn, sprint, eat other shit and enjoy my freedoms as a predator.

If I still have a human conscious, I'd find misguided/misunderstood kids and take them for some kind of nature ride so they may gain a bit more condfidence.

Would be great to be an entity that can show others the beauty of the world, so swiftly.

>>32340904
this

and
bang a Primarina

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>>32339826
let's see here

>Marshadow
Whatever the fuck I want I guess. Probably play video games with the reflexes and speed of a Korean starcraft player

>Weavile
Make mad cash by offering to fuck lonely-ass furries

>Regirock
Lament that I have no more fingers then throw a car at the buildings I hate

>Zangoose
Do the same things I usually do but more inefficiently

>Pangoro
Do the same things I do but way more efficiently

>>32340829
You get ten internet's and a cookie for that pic.

Megmuim
Learn posin powder, sleep powder, sythesis, magic leaf. Then Screw with trainers across Kanto.

Mewtwo
Chill in caves hold black glass (sun glass) and be generally epic.

Eevee
Do what I want and become whatever I want to

Q-bone
My name is amilio the Q-bone you killed my mother prepare to die.

Gardivor
Try to figure out how to pee as a girl until I have a mental breakdown. Or try to figure out how I am so feminine without being a girl until I have a mental breakdown.

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Glaceon, Gardevoir, Lilligant

>Glaceon
I would let people fuck me.
And prob fuck some people too.

>Gardevoir
I would let people fuck me.
And prob fuck some people too.
Also stealing with teleport would be fun

>Maractus
Probably be a cactus.
Some would poke me with dicks soon enough.
So fucking I guess.

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>>32341111
Oh my, I got quads.
Such a wasted message. Whatever, off to sleep.

>Buzzwole
Destroy large objects with rapid flurries of punches. Shake off wounds by feasting on blood and viscera. Become a deity who unifies the world through fear.

>Gardevoir
Have sex, also use teleport to travel the world

>Slaking
Have sex wait a turn then have sex again, giga impact anyone who pisses me off

Heracross: Light myself on fire to activate guts, scream in pain as I close combat everything in sight

>>32341111
That Glaceon needs to lay off the pokepuffs. Checked

>>32340286
top comfy

>>32339826
>Magnezone
Float around, try to build myself a Faraday Cage so I don't try every piece of electronics.

>Metagross
High IQ shitposting, cause traffic jams

>Latios
Fly around invisible, pop in unannounced near planes.

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>>32339826
>>32340214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TqfBEX6QtE

1. Was usual. Explore my new body.
2. Use my moves to be a super-hero, do awesome things and, maybe, explore other people body
3. Since i'm the only aberration in real world, and they would dissecate me, i just use my powers to fuck up the world before they fuck up with me.


NT: Hardmode, you are a non-legendary NFE shitmon.

try to turn back to a human but against all of my odds stay as a pokemon?

>>32339933
TRIPLE DOUBLE

>Scyther

Be incredibly kick-ass while simultaneously being depressed due to my lack of regular hands.

>>32339826
>Charizard
Either burn the whole fucking world or
>Giratina
go to a world where only I live to be alone (I kinda do that already in my head anyway)

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>>32339826
Create 30000000000000000000000 volatile lightning storms over Israel and save the world.
You're welcome.

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>>32339933
Too La Troupe de Mlle

Sleep.

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>>32342471
Oh so your the Snorlax on route 8! I've been waiting for yours for this...... "Pulls out pokeflute."

>>32340022
You sound like a happy lovely fella

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Sit and do nothing

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>Become the fluffy bird
>maybe mega evolve

>Garchomp:
I roam through the earth at mach speeds looking things until i figure out what how to help people with mobile on-demand earthquakes
>Azumrill:
Life as is but now im happy
>Jirachi:
I become a fucking dickbag, "be careful what ypu wish for" genie and grant people's wishes, or sleep until i wake up then do as mentioned.

I want to be literal any plant pokemon so i can have plant sex or make clones of myself by growing snipits of myself
I make an army of myself and conquer a county until im destroyed by the military

>Gardevoir

Fuck everything

I don't have enough information.

>>32339826
>You are transformed into one of your favorite pokemon

Not levitate.

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Flight is a very nice thing to have.

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do cool shit idk

>Archeops
Fly around I guess

>Parasect
Live in the woods as a weird mushroom man, probably fuck with people by using spore

>Carracosta
Swim around, chill on some tropical islands

>Porygon-Z
Fuck with people's computers

>Ribombee
Live life as usual but im a goddamn cute ass bee that can heal things with pollen balls

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>Ribombee
Well if i have honey gather as my ability i make and sale organic free range honey for a living. Beats working retail.

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>absol
Go on a world tour lol. Take my sweet time in capital cities and war torn areas across the globe. Initiate Ragnarok.

>>32346822
Stop posting, Prim.

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>Hydreigon
I would rise an army of steel and poison pokemon (and some earth-proof mons too), and do a massive genocide of fairy-type pokemon. Crowning myself emperor of the pixiefree kingdom.

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>absol
harass and stalk happy families for lulz and shitpost about the found drama on /vp/

also sleep in maximum comfy self pillows and get head pats for being adorable

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Lots of illusions to screw with people
and lots of fug/pictures

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Shit, I dunno. Just wander I guess?

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I dunno. Go forage for berries and hopefully find a trainer.

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Flying around the world. Fuck those taxes, because I'm free!


Oh, if that could happen...

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Spook people

Or become world's best assassin by suffocating people inside of my own body until I evolve intoa haunter, at which point I just shitpost endlessly until end of time while paying bills by stealing shit because fuck you I'm a ghost

>>32340022
I like you

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>>32339826
Do something stylishly

>>32339826
Find another human-turned-pokemon and go on adventures with them

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Bow down plebs because im going to kill alot of people on this planet, im talking billions. I would also control peoples minds to make people believe in human.

>I am become Deoxys
I can't wait for the world-ending shitstorm my existence will cause.

I don't have to do shit, just make random appearances in densely populated parts of the city and maybe teleport a kid or two to different states. Then just sit back and watch society fall apart at the seams as panic takes over and order can no longer be maintained.

This sounds like edgy bullshit, but this is the city of pansies that trampled over one another and dropped their shit to flee at the sound of a tazer.

>>32347573
>not being a strong independent pokemon that no needs a trainer
Thanks for supporting the Humaniarchy you asshat

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>>32339826
>Leafeon
Make a garden of all my favorite flowers to smell.
Lay around in the sun whenever I need to eat.
Enjoy helping plants grow with my Grass powers.
Masturbate first and foremost.
Would take dicks in me afterwards.

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Shit on a car

>>32340022
>>32348320
>>32348407
God damn being 14 was hard

>>32347175
>>32349040
kek

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>>32348407
Not on my watch

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>>32339826

See how far I can chuck a rock into a lake.

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>>32339826
Dance around and do plant shit I guess.

>Metagross
Go on a fucking rampage until the navy puts a tank shell through me

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>Gallade
I get to fuck all the Gardevoirs in this thread.

>>32349364
>until the navy puts a tank shell through me
That doesn't add up.

get a definitive answer on where eggs come from.

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>>32349364
>tank shell
>navy
i cant even explain the amount of rage and confusion im holding right now

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Dab

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eat whichever sucker turned into a corsola

>>32339826
Post my dick in a tread on /trash/

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>>32339826

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>>32339826

Fuck bitches

>>32339826
>Eevee
Learn how to use a keyboard with paws.

>Ampharos
Wear cute dresses and shit.

>Braviary
Fly around and scare farmers.

>Exploud
Become a drill sargeant

>Porygon-Z
Generally fuck around on the internet

>Glaceon
Start a crygonogics company

>Leafeon
Farming

>Swalot
Do eating contests for a living

>Gothitelle
Hell I don't even know

>>32339826
>Tyranitar
Steadily make my way to Japan, possibly with stopovers in San Francisco and Hawaii. Because it has to be this way.
>>32347247
>not riding a Draco Meteor directly to Japan
Kids these days have no respect for the classics.
>>32349409
>yfw they come from the exact same place as Unown

Get impregnated by other Pokemon.

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>>32339826
>eevee
hate life
>vulpix
hate life
>jolteon
deus volt
>sylveon
be cute while also hating life
>glaceon
kill myself
>espeon
hate life
>flareon
do nothing
>lapras
see if I'm really as soft and squishy as I always dreamt of and then kill myself because life no longer has purpose
>dragonair
hate life
>vaporeon
hate life

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>>32339826
Probably masturbation, sex, and then trying to live a nice life and maybe make an anon happy assuming I end up as a female, alongside learning to use my new petite body and abilities to improve my lifestyle.

>>32351301
keko

flood the earth

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I'd just be cute and cuddly

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>Snover
I'll probably just sit around in snowy forests.

>>32342370

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought of Delphox when I saw that animatic.

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float around and be fluffy

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Fulfill my dream of visiting Antarctica, and explore the world under the sea until I get harpooned and end up sold by pieces in a Japanese market.

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IRL shitposting

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>>32339826

>Raichu
>Be adorable/charmingly endearing
>Be my own power source for various shenanigans
>Get "startled" and "accidentally" jolt whomever it is I happen to be irritated with at the time. Like Billy from math class for stealing my eraser

>Lucario
>Marvel over my cute paws
>Get over it, master both martial arts and aura to become a one-man rave show
>Kamehamehadouken Billy from math class for stealing my eraser

To be fair one of those things from option two might actually be a thing I try to do. Option one is pretty straightforward though

>>32353096
>tumblr
You have to go back.

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>>32339826

>Become Gengar
>Shitpost louder than I've ever shitposted before

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>>32347247
yeah nah you're just a fuccboi

>>32353824
lol imagine getting triggered by a filename

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I transform some more