If you were a Pokemon, which one would you be, and why? I'd

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For me it's Lycanroc: Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

I don't get why people like Warlord. Yeah, it's a whale, but it's also pretty useless.

>>32318624
It also doesn't have the density to be able to actually submerge.

Zigzagoon, he's ugly and weak, but also funny and pretty chill

>>32318140
Sanic the Hedhug

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something something stiff and mechanical

>>32318650
Yes, it has, idiot. Go play BW2.

>>32318140
How is it fat? The thing has the density of styrofoam

>>32318860
what he means is that Wailord is a big guy

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Literally me.

>>32318890
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>>32319714
I want to fuck you

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Obligatory.

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For me it is Incineroar: intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor..

>>32318650
It can drink water.

>>32318624
People can like it's design you know. I personally prefer Wailmer, but mostly because I like him being more round and also because Wailmer would be infinitely more practical to have for a trainer.

>>32318668
I second this, racoon is cute

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I would be a Dunsparce because I suck at everything and will never get any better.

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I unironically want this

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For me it's Will Smith: Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>32318140
I will be a Trubbish, a useless piece trash who shouldn't exist.

>>32322323
But I love trubbish
also nice digits
I think I'd be Magnemite, he's pretty chill

>>32318140
I guess I'm fine with whatever? That said, rolling for dex number.

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l would be primarina so i could be pretty and cute and everyone would hate me for being the wrong gender

>>32319867

that sounds more like advanced autism but what I know...

Golisiopod.
I look like I'm pissed off, but I'm quick to panic and run away from my problems.

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>>32318140
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon said I would be a Bulbasaur.
And I'm alright with that.

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I'd be a pyukumuku because I'm just so damn comfy even in the most stressful shit
Pyukumuku is literally made of comfy

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I'm small, under-developed, and I can levitate but still get hurt by the ground.

>>32319714
>>32319753
I want to _be_ her.

>>32322258
this

>>32322258
wtf this is me

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Meditite, so I couldn't need to eat too often, which means that 1 day of foraging berries could be able to feed me for a month.

>>32318140
Beheeyem because I can wipe people's memory and have psychic powers and shit. Also he's intelligent, nihilistic, and the best fast food sandwich.

>>32319775

>>32319867
> bara
> intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

dude, since when?