Wasted Items Edition
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Discord: https://discord.gg/wCv6pGE
Story so far: You are Ron, a human who one day turned into a Tepig. Along with your friend Oshawott, you started an exploration team, investigating a mystery of a captured Shaymin, a rogue Tapu Koko, and a dying world. Check the screencaps to catch up!
You finally set out on your next adventure, towards the Daisan Knoll in search of a mythical Wishing well. In your search for coins for entry into the wishing well, you ran into a Scyther who challenged you to an insult duel to show off your 'sharp' wit and complete his trial of sharp pointy things whatever I'm too tired to go back and check what it really was. Despite a rocky start to the battle, you pulled out a long chain of insults to score a comeback victory. Along with the coin prize, Scyther offered to join your party.
>>32312553
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.
Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.
Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing
>>32312557
Scyther: I am honored to have been accepted to your team
Osha: Yeah, that's... only because you haven't known us long enough. Give it time.
Nibbles: Hey! Chest up ahead!
Osha: Oh! Maybe that's Hopip's item from her quest?
>What will you do? 8 decides
>>32312601
Check if the chest is a mimic using flame charge
>>32312601
Get Nibbles to open, saying that it wasn't a trap like last time.
>>32312601
Teach Jack Thief>Fury Cutter and use the rare candy on Nibbles.Then open the chest
>>32312620
reroll
>>32312601
Say fuck this shit, try to find Smearlge and force him to give us another Sketch TM
>>32312620
rereroll
>>32312611
That's gonna burn all of the items inside...
>>32312611
>A chest out in the open in the middle of a set of giant pillars? You don't trust it.
>You knock into it with a flame charge, but it doesn't budge.
Nibbles: Yo, my armor ain't pickin up anything too close by here
>hmmmmm 7 next
Open like,link
>>32312620
reroll
>>32312667
Make nibbles open it
>>32312677
>>32312620Everyone's gonna know Thief by the end of this chapter, aren't they?
>You feed your long-held rare candy to Nibbles
>>32312709
Nibbles: Shit yeah!While more pics are being taken and the info sheet updated, I forgot Ron was supposed to learn Rollout. If you want to learn it, pick a move to forget, otherwise roll pass or don't learn or something like that. 9 decides
>>32312715
Forget taunt for rollout. It's done nothing but harm to us.
>>32312725
yep,lets do this
>>32312715
Don't learn rollout, we are not miltank
>>32312725
reroll
>>32312725
rereroll
>>32312725
rerereroll
>>32312725
Wryy
>>32312742
reroll
>>32312725
rerererereroll
>>32312742
rere
>>32312766done
>You open up the chest and find Hopip's cherished item inside.
Osha: Ah good, it is Hopip's item. She'll be happy to have it back! Let's take it and move on.
>>32312778
?
>>32312785
>The ground beneath you breaks apart into a quicksand pit! You and Osha are being dragged down into it!
Scyther: Ah! Just hang on, Nibbles and I are perfectly suited to help you out of there!
>>32312805
>Just as Scyther and Nibbles move in to help, a Gliscor detaches himself from the tower wall and swoops in with a Night Slash on Nibbles and Scyther.
>Snickering, it glides over and lands on one of the columns
>What will you do? 3 next
Blame Nibbles for this, he is part ground type so he must've known the ground would break
>>32312816
Tightly hug Osha and wait for the sweet embrace of death
>>32312816
Roll out of here
>>32312822He was just so excited about his evolution that he didn't notice ;_;
>>32312827
reroll
>>32312816
cry
>>32312833
stop stealing our dubs op
>>32312827
reroll
>>32312840
roll
>>32312840
Re but cry so hard the quicksand dampens
>>32312816
We hug OSHA and start crying, then yell to the other two.
Scyther attacks gliscor and nibbles comes for us
why is Nibbles male without a notice in their fin
>>32312888
Nibbles is reverse trap
>>32312888
Implants
>>3231288
why waste trips on trap joke
>>32312822
>"Nibbles you fat slut, why didn't you warn us about the loose ground!"
Nibbles: Ey, just cause I'mma ground type don't mean I know and notice everything about it everywhere! That's racist man!
>Scyther attempts to fly up and attack Gliscor, but by the time he reaches high enough, Gliscor has already swooped over to another pillar
>0 next
>>32312922
Wasted. Roll for jumping in pit.
>>32312888Because they don't make gender difference figures and everyone call it male on its introduction
>>32312926
Continue your racism toward nibbles whilest trying to figure out if setting fire to your surroundings would help
>>32312827
reroll
>>32312926
Apologise to Nibbles and say you only called them fat because of their THICK thighs
>>32312926
Use rollout to roll out of the pit, laugh hysterically because you find this amusing
>>32312948
Ree
>>32312938
re for this
>>32312950
>You use your new Rollout to pull yourself from the quicksand. Your teammates go in to try and rescue Osha again
>>32312997
>Gliscor again swoops across to another pillar, knocking Nibbles back with an X-scissor.
>It's no good, you'll have to do something about that Gliscor swooping from pillar to pillar!
>Where do you want to roll to next? 2 decides
>>32313004
Start arm thrusting the pillars to pieces
>>32313004
Call gliscor a dirty mud blood to distract it while scyther saves otter
>>32313008
roll into the pillar
>>32313008
you're still using rollout!
>>32313015
reroll-out
>>32313018
Then start rolling into them
>>32313015
Do this but scream the lyrics to city escape at a ear rapey volume
>>32313004
Tell that poison-type wannabe to fuck off.
>>32313021
rere
>>32313021
reroll
>>32313015
>>32313021
Reroll
kek is being stingy tonight
>>32313021
Rerolling around at the speed of sound
>>32313021
rere
>>32313021
Reroll, damn it.
>>32313021
rerere
>>32313021
rerere
>>32313021
Got no posts to make, only one thing to reroll
>>32313014
Roll
>>32313021
rererere
>>32313066
Damn you.
>>32313021
rererere
>>32313066
Okay.
>>32313066
god fucking dammit anon
>>32313021
re
>>32313066
Well shit
>>32313021
re because we still stuck in rollout
>>32313021
Rollerino
>>32313043
I don't get why it's so hard to roll a 2 tonight.
>>32313092
I mean, this is a 2, and everybody but THAT ONE FAGGOT wants it, so...
>>32313021
Reee
>>32313066
>>32313014...
>You turn to call to gliscor, yelling that he is a mudblood, but you're not really near him anyway, so he swoops and attacks a much closer target
>>32313129
>Oh no! While you were distracted yelling at Gliscor, you accidentally ran into the pillar!
>>32313133
>The pillar comes crashing down while Gliscor glares at you with disdain
>5 next
>>32313133
And spontaneously screamed the lyrics to city escape?
>>32313133
oh nooo
>>32313142
rollin around at the speed of sound...
>>32313141
Use the pillar as a ramp to gain some sick air and smash into Gliscor
>>32313141
keep rollin' into pillars! and screaming the city escape lyrics of course
>>32313133
Dammit we didn't even get to scream city escape.
We still rolling so do >>32313021
>>32313141
Attack all the pillars with your Spin Dash!gotta go fast
>>32313152
Do this and sing the lyrics to city escape at a ear rapey volume
C'mon OP, even you want it
>>32313141
Keep rolling into pillars but instead of yelling City Escape do your best Loud Nigra impression
>>32313171
re for this
>>32313152
this sounds cool,lets do it
>>32313171
hApPeNiNG
>>32313199
It makes me happy that people spent 20 minutes of rolling to make it happen
>>32313199
>>32313171
>>32313152
>goT PLACES TO GO
>>32313242
>GOT TO FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
>>32313247
>>32313255
RIP
>>32313255
>Gliscor is in completely the opposite direction
>>32313265
Still worth it
>>32313265
>Nibbles uses Cross Chop on the pillar Gliscor is on!
>>32313279
you mean Dual chop?
>>32313279
>Gliscor panics as the pillar falls and swoops across the battlefield to the next pillar, forgetting to attack anyone as he goes
>4 next
>>32313286
We got it! Arm thurst the pillar!
>>32313284
I do mean dual chop
>>32313293
Do this
>>32313293
This but knock it down in such a way that Osha and Jack can climb out of the pit
>>32313293
>>32313302
Do this but sing another random song of the sonic adventure OST
>>32313309
Can use it to climb out, I mean
if quads Ron turns into Sonic
>>32313333
well there we go folks
>>32313333
After time limit sadly
>>32313333
>>32313333
Shit
>>32313314
>>32313293
>YOU CAN CALL ME KNUCKLES, UNLIKE SONIC I DON'T CHUCKLE
>I'D RATHER FLEX MY MUSCLES
>I'M HARD AS NAILS, IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL
>I BREAK THEM DOWN WHETHER THEY'RE SOLID OR FRAIL.
>>32313363
Osha: Ah, finally! Thanks Ron!
>Osha and Jack climb out of the pit
>>32313369
>1 next
>>32313377
this >>32313333
>>32313377
Spin Dash into the last pillar
>>32313369
Start crying
>>32313381
Do this
>>32313381
>>32313425
>As the last pillar goes toppling over, Gliscor glides over the pit and lands on the ground, looking around nervously
>3 next
>>32313425
Ye're a good lad
>>32313439
TEAM ATTACK
>>32313439
Interrogate it. Find out what its beef is with us. Make sure you restrain it, first.
>>32313439
Rip out gliscors heart
>>32313439
KEEP SPIN DASHING! GOTTA GO FASTER!
>>32313449
reroll
108
>>32313455
>You spin dash into Gliscor, scattering all his coins everywhere and sending him flying
>>32313495
>Gliscor flies into the quicksand pit and is quickly sucked in under the sand
>Hmm, upon closer inspection, these appear to be curse rings!
>>32313501
Osha: Well another battle won then, I guess.
???: Oi!
108
>>32313513
Sandile: Wot do you fat cunts think ya doin??
Osha: Er, we got caught in a fight and-
Sandile: Oi don't wanna hear it mate! Was havin a nice snooze underground and got a fat load o sand dropped on me! You surfies hold ya shit up here an leave me alone!
>>32313554
Promise to comply, but first ask about Glisicor.
>>32313554
Sandile: And keep ya fucking garbage too!
>Sandile tosses up a chest before digging back underground.
Nibbles: He seemed nice.
>Inside the chest is:
1 Oran berry
1 BRWN Apricorn
1 Ground Bomb
TM 78 BulldozeTO BE CONTINUED
>>32313577
Bulldoze,nice!