I want to go to bed cuddled with Primarina as it softly sings me to sleep. I want to wake up wrapped in its embrace, as it gives me a sleepy smile. I want to hold hands as we go swimming, and explore the depths of the ocean together. I want to do whatever i can to keep it safe and happy, knowing it feels the same way about me. I want to look forward to each and every day because it's another day I'll get to spend with Primarina
>>32307324
I want to explore the depths of her abyss
I want to get pinned down by Primarina on my bed as it force kisses me and rapes me
>>32308499
We all do
>>32308499
when will you people understand that if you want it then it isn't rape
>>32307324
>>32308499
I think you have autism
I want to put an Everstone on my Popplio!
>>32307324
You do know that it wouldn't be as "cute" in real life, right? Worst of all, those pink spines on its hips would probably gut your sweet ass like a horker as it wrapped its blubbery body around you.
>>32308731
>You do know that it wouldn't be as "cute" in real life, right?
Neither would any other Pokemon according to your logic.
>>32308731
Cute no, majestic and elegant yeah
>>32308768
>Neither would any other Pokemon according to your logic.
Uh. When did I ever say any other Pokemon would? Most if not all of them would be equally not so cute. Nice strawman.
>>32308788
Dude[tte], it would look like a literal seal/selkie monster creature that no one would want to cuddle with.
>>32308815
I mean, I wouldn't cuddle with Pokémon style-Primarina either probably, but I doubt it would look any less beautiful to me. I guess it really depends on how you imagine it though, not that it really matters.
>>32308839
That actually looks pretty good.
>>32308523
There's nothing autistic about love!
>>32308839
>got a stiffy from this
>>32308499
That's pretty hot desu
I wish someone would do that to me
Aren't seals supposed to be a lot fatter and full of blubber in real life too?
>>32310810
duh
>>32310810
That just means there's more to love!
>>32310810
Fatfags are the absolute worst.