>fast as fuck >good attack >good bulk for such an offensive

>>32295825
>technician

>doesn't get adaptability

It's trash

>>32295825
I came

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>>32295825
>technician bulk up

in bed i guess

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>fucks over most of the alola dex stats/moveset wise yet still make most of the "legends" busted as heck

>>32295825
What the FUCK were they thinking?

>Make an entire dex full of shitmons with loopy stat distributions
>Except for the legendaries, almost all of which have optimized or ideal stats

What did gamefreak mean by this

>ability
Into the trash it goes

>>32295862
they were tired of seeing the stupid shark

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>1hko's landorus with hp ice even with a jolly nature
Nope

>>32295825
>Where were you when gamefreak made the perfect pokemon?
Nah. The perfect stat distribution would have been 80/135/80/90/80/135, plus having Sword Dance

>>32295839
>252 Atk Technician Marshadow Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 192-228 (56.3 - 66.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>252 Atk Adaptability Marshadow Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 172-204 (50.4 - 59.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
??????

>>32295913
>Ability: None

You forgot something very important, anon.

>>32295913
You forgot Technician: 0- SpA Life Orb Technician Marshadow Hidden Power Ice vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Landorus-Therian: 333-395 (104.3 - 123.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>32295850
>>32295862

>designer for a normal mon: "He needs to be strong, but practical. Heroic, but realistic. His strengths should be balanced by his weaknesses, namely base 43 speed."
>designer for a legendary mon: "HE HAS BASE 190 SPEED AND IS HALF FAIRY AND HE CAN KILL EVERYTHING JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT AND NOTHING CAN HURT HIM BECAUSE HE HAS U-TURN AND WHEN HE'S MAD HE'LL USE ICE BEAM AT YOU AND THE FIELD BLOWS UP BUT HE'S OKAY BECAUSE HE HAS REGENERATOR AND ALSO HE IS MY DAD AND I'M A FAIRY TOO"

>>32295942
That's the offensive variant
0- SpA Life Orb Technician Marshadow Hidden Power Ice vs. 252 HP / 24 SpD Landorus-Therian: 322-385 (84.2 - 100.7%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO

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>>32295913
>no technitian

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>>32295825
>*play roughs behind you*

>>32295957
That's Jolly, right? What happen with Naive?

>>32295966
Not reliable enough to kill Marshadow. Mawile has four scenarios
>switch in in non-mega form for the Intimidate, get CC'd, get outsped and killed next turn despite going Mega
>switch in Mega form, get CC'd, get outsped and killed next turn if it didn't OHKO the first time
>Marshadow switches in, has a high chance of OHKOing without the Intimidate drop (guaranteed if Mawile has no bulk investment)
>Mawile revenge kills, but it has to start out in non-mega to get the attack drop or else it risks getting OHKO'd
Mawile can only revenge kill. It's a soft check at best, and can't counter Marshadow at all.

>>32295825
Event when?

>>32295966
Assuming pre-mega evolved Mawile intimidates when it switches into a Bulk Up....
>252 Atk Marshadow Soul-Stealing 7-Star Strike vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Mawile-Mega: 255-301 (83.8 - 99%) -- 37.5% chance to OHKO after Stealth Rock
And if your already evolved before Marshadow used Bulk Up, enjoy getting annihilated by the Z-move

>>32296078
When they show the movie at theaters, so 3 months from now

>>32295839
All those amazing things and you decide to get hung up on its ability?

Why don't you force your palm around your neck and shadow sneak your way into the next life