>You were kidnapped by this crazy lady. She feminized you

>>32292938
Why would I want to?

>>32292938
Kill myself. I would never fuck someone with hair that stupid and pussy that tainted.

>>32292938
Get up and leave.

>>32292938
choke her to death with my dick

>get out of this situation
OP, you silly goose. Why would anyone do that?

>>32293057
>>32292945


having sex 7 times a day is a bit excessive though don't ya think?

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>>32292938
>She feminized you
For what purpose?

>>32292938
I wouldn't complain if as payment I get to have sex with her daughter once a week.

>>32293191
Because everyone on /vp/ is a sissy.

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>>32293209
Anon, I don't think someone as hairy as me could be a sissy.

I had a dream of a similar sort of situation. I ended up calling God on the phone and watching the woman blow up instantly.

I wish I was friends with a cosmic entity in real life. Then again, I don't have any friends at all.

>>32293191
To make you feel inferior

>>32293214
That's what hormones, laser depilation, electrolysis and surgery are for.

>>32292938
>get out of this situation?
I think the real question here is what do I have to do to gen into this situation.

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>>32293233
You're that Lusamine RPer aren't you?

>>32293214
Post belly pics.

>>32293233
Disgusting. Body hair is hot.

>>32293162
Not enough honestly

More sex the better
God im lonely

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>>32292938
>24 ÷ 7 = 3.42
Why the fuck did I do this math

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What the fuck is wrong with you cunts? What made you think "wow, this is a great post. I'm sure the OP of the thread I'll kill will think it'll be worth it."? This is one of the worst posts I've ever seen, and I'm on /vp/, so I've seen a lot of fucking atrocious posts. HAHA LE SEX SEX SEX TITTIE ANIME GRIL WITH HAIR HAHA RAEP ME I WILL NEVER GET THE SEX IN REAL LIFE SO I MAKE SHITTT FANTASY THREADS ON 4CHAN ALSO I'M 12 LOLOLOL WHAT'S A HENTAI!!!1!1!1!
Fucking epic. Epic my dude. Just kidding, consider sudoku.
As for all you 'tards bumping this shit, fucking why? We have 10 of these fucking threads a day with different ugly-ass generic anime girls, plus a billion of your """subtle""" obscure fetish threads that you keep bumping. The board gets worse by the minute because of you fucking Reddit cancerous shits. I'll take the plushfucker over all of you, at least he posts fresh content every now and then. This is just the same shit over and over yet you still reply every single fucking time. HAHA LE 40 YEAR OLD MOTHER IS LE FUCKABLE! FUCKABLE! Do the world a favour by following your mommy into the portal and never coming back. The board quality would increase at least ten fold.
I could fuck a gay Namibian and get less AIDS than this thread.
I could smoke a factory of cigarettes and it'd still be less cancerous than this thread.
I could go to Brazil and sit in a box of mosquitoes and still come back with more ability to reproduce than every single one of you faglords combined.
You are the worst, most worthless, most pathetic, most blatantly underage, most retarded people on the planet. If you all dropped dead tomorrow, literally nothing of value would be lost, and the world's average IQ would go up like 10 points. Don't believe me? Only one way to find out.
Go fuck yourselves, no one else will.

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>>32292938
>not having a team of perfect IV, optimum EV, perfectly natured, competitive waifumons to protect you

>>32293887
I've never seen this pasta before

>>32292938
>She feminized you
>You are FORCED to have sex with her at least 7 times a day
She doongoofed.

>>32292938
Use my strength to dominate the shit out of her

>>32292938
By adding how would you get out of this situation to my filter. :^)

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>>32293887
You okay there anon?

>>32292938
when she goes to piss, open the door to the bedroom then hide, making it look like I escaped. then when she hastily dresses and leaves to look for me so I don't make a nuisance I hang myself using a pre-prepared noose I fashioned out of spare sheets that I stowed away under a floorboard or in a pillow.

Suck her cock

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>>32295740

>>32292938
>feminized you
you had to go and ruin it didn't you

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>>32295820

>not wanting to be Lusamine's sissy fucktoy

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>>32293887
Excellent new pasta, made me laugh at some parts.

cum

>>32293887
As a pasta creator I've got to say I like your use of caps lock. It's so hard to get just the right amount

>>32292938
Does feminized mean she cut off my cock?

as long as the sex and food she feed me is good i have no problem with staying.