>You're walking in the streets >Minding your own business

Battle her because our eyes made contact.
Win because she's a side character and I'm the main character.
Give her a smug expression as she runs off like a loser.

>>32288364
tip my fedora at the kind lady

>>32288364
>Make "V" with hand
>Run tongue through it
If she wants to battle, I'm cool.
If she wants to hatefuck, I'm cool.

Pull out my magnum and shoot her in the head.

>>32288364
I add "wat do" to my filter. :^)

Hang myself

>>32288681
>using filters
Pussy

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>>32288364

>>32288364
Look both ways, walk across the street to her, comment how I needed to talk to her because of how beautiful her eyes looked and ask her out.

>>32288723
came here to post this

>>32288364
Ignore it. Why should I give a shit if some random girl is flipping me off?

>>32288918
she is trying to get your attention

it means she's interested in you

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>>32288389
>hatefucking skull grunt girl

>>32288389
>>32288954
>hatefucking skull grunt girl
she's not meant for that

she's meant for tender, gentle, loving passionate intercourse w/cuddling after

>>32288364
battle him

>>32289112
don't force your fetish on my wife you fuck

>>32288971
>breaking the hardened exterior of a mean girl from the streets revealing a side longing for intimacy
My fetish

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>You get a text message
>"Hey, Mallow gave me your number. I saw you in the restaurant the other day and I think you're really handsome and wanted to know if you'd want to get a drink with me some time?"
WHAT DO YOU DO????

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>>32288896

>>32289320
how did you get a picture of me???

>>32288364
flip her off
duh

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Rape is the only solution for unruly adolescent teen girls

>>32289316
Die.

>>32289316
>Yeah, sure, sounds like fun

>>32289316
Wake up.

;_;

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Manspread, palm-fondle my bulge a bit as an invitation, and wait for a response.

>>32289316
Agree, go to get drinks, hit it off, wait for 3rd date, have awkward sex, date more, propose, then finish up with the pregnacy into at least 18 years together.

It's an inescapable combo if you don't block the first 3 moves.

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>>32289571
>Agree, go to get drinks, hit it off, wait for 3rd date, have awkward sex, date more, propose, then finish up with the pregnacy into at least 18 years together.
Your timeline is fucked up, after date more, you'd have less awkward sex but she would wrap her legs around you tightly, not allowing you to pull out

thus allowing you to be cool parents/husband and wife as you would be still fairly young

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>>32289613
I suppose the frame data does work out, but it's a little riskier.

Then again, what's life without risks?

Plus, this way, you could loop the last part of the combo for a bit.

>>32288364
Cowboy walk towards her with my arms out and my hands ready to grab my balls, and while looking tired and angry and making eye contact the whole time.

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>ywn see this goddess stagger into your kitchen for the fresh coffee you just brewed, tired and hungover from your date night

>>32289669
lol I just saved the same picture.

Did you reverse image the boobs one and find it on danbooru?

Also, stop making me feel bad.

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>when she sees my dick

The good thing about Grunt waifus are that there are an infinite number of them.

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>>32289684
you're either my cat staring at me or you're over my shoulder because I did the same thing
>>32289699
she must like it, she's looking sick for it

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>>32289715
We're one and the same, anon. Two peas in a pod.

And you're damn right she is.

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Would this be an issue if you were going out?

>>32289858
Of course not. That's hot.

>>32289885
How can you kiss her?

Or see her wonderful smile?

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>>32289920
Through the mask and through her eyes.

Duh.

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>>32289158
>tfw youll never have a harem of delinquents
Why live man.

balls deep animal fuck

>>32289858
I like obscured faces/masks/helmets anyway, so no.

>>32289935
>>32289947
I don't know about you but it would be painful to see someone who's so beautiful have such a lack of confidence in herself that she has to wear a mask.

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>>32289950
Well, we can bolster their self-confidence by cumming buckets into their wombs, eventually leading them to become so enamoured that we can rip off their masks in the heat of the moment, and reach mutual ecstasy from a mere kiss.

Say "Yo" and keep on goin' about my business

>>32289858

that's kinda my fetish so no

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>>32289978
Well that's an awful good way to boost it for her.

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>>32290043
I try my best.

I don't know if I can introduce this girl to my parents. She's a little rude and seems like she hangs around some bad people.

>>32288364
Crack her skull.

There was a qt fic with the Grunt girl a couple months back. Wish I could find it again.

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>>32290251
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8801800

>>32290287
you got that epilogue my dude?

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>>32290660
https://pastebin.com/SaYNdFy6

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>>32290722
my dude you are a saint

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>>32290765
I try

>>32288971
Sometimes animosity is resolved in the sack anon.

If she wants to grab breakfast after it means she's at least willing to bury the hatchet and guys only hold grudges if their ego is threatened.

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Would you be embarrassed if your girlfriend gave you a lift on her mechanical rickshaw?

>>32288364
>Flip her off
>Go back to minding my own business

Easy

>>32291230
No, cause I get to hold onto her for safety.

>>32291245
>feeding into it
You'd get beaten up

then she'd take your number, then put her number in your phone and walk away

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>>32288364
Get molested

>>32291230
No, but I'd be disappointed she didn't buy that kinky helmet I got her

>>32288364
You walk ALONG the streets not "in".

>>32291489
No it's DOWN you dumfuck lol

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shotgun

>>32288364
reminder her I have her parole officer's number and tell her that she is going to go in a date with me

>>32289858
why does she wear the mask

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>>32293832
really makes one wonder...

>>32288364
Flip them off

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She's design make her the best grunt in the franchise for me. Great outfit too.
Also look at those nice tits.

>>32294240
skull grunt canonically has the best tits, yes

>>32294240
>She's design make her
Holy shit i'm drunk sorry.
Her design make she.

>>32288364
It's just a silly weeaboo cosplayer because pokémon aren't real. Why would I give a fuck?

tell my bewear to hug her, what could go wrong?

>>32294362
Hang yourself attention whore

>>32288364
Propose

>>32294240
The best.

Ignore her, turn 360 degrees, and walk away. I'm from NYC; this shit happens on a daily basis. Yesterday, some degenerate crackhead told me and my gf to go fuck ourselves because we walked through the five foot space seperating him and a streetpoll (which he seemed to be having a deep conversation with).