Hey /VP/ I'm getting an alolan exeggutor tattoo. Any

I'd advise against it.

the best design is not to get one

tattoos are pretty permanent, unless alolan exeggutor has some sort of very important significance to you, I'd say you're retarded if you get it.

>>32280164
Don't.

>>32280164
Don't

Might as well get a Minion or emoji tattoo while you're at it

It's not nice to talk that way to Wolfie guys, no Bully!

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>>32280164

>>32280164
Put it on your dick in a way that it looks like regular exeggcutor when is flacid an alolan when erect

Have the body start on the top of your hand, then the neck wrap around the entirety of your arm and have the heads on your shoulder. Or vice versa, I dunno what would be better.

>>32281907
>tfw it'll still be a regular exeggcutor

Why? What is your reason behind it??

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>tattoo
>pokemon tattoo

>>32282326
go fuck yourself Jenna, that's why

>>32282660
Why are you so mean to me?

>>32280164
How about not marring your body with trashy ink and getting a gym membership instead.

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I'd tell you to get it on your penis, but the only way you'd get Exeggutor to fit on it is to use the original.

>>32280164
I feel bad for the egg on its tail

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>>32280164
>getting pokemon tattoos
>getting tattoos at all

>>32280164
>Alolan Exeggutor
>Good design
Pick one.

>>32280164
>no knowing vp's stance on tattoos
lurk more

>>32280164
>get a tatoo
>get into accident
>die of blood poisoning because injury where the tatoo is
Nice plan. I'm all for it. But there is a way to save money. Instead of spending it on a tatoo, you can kill yourself for even unironically considering getting a tatoo in the first place.