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You wake up one morning to discover that you have been endowed with elemental powers! Or rather, the level-up learnset of a random pokemon (https://randompokemon.com/ ). Faced with this startling turn of events, what do you do with your newfound power?
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>>32271878
Ima assume fully evo
If not sue me im assuming fully evo
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>>32271878
>Scatterbug
Oh yeah, spit silk and poisonous powder when threatened
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>Dialga
I'm fine, for the most part.
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>>32271878
>Lilligant
I dance!
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>Marshadow
Guess I'm basically a shonen protagonist.
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>>32271878
>Giratina origin form
Guess I'm satan now
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>>32271878
>https://randompokemon.com/
I'm OK with this
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Swampert. Sweet, I'm basically Poseidon. I guess I 'll try using my powers for good, but I can't promise there won't be collateral damage.
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Guess it's time to learn the op moves and dick anything that moves. Hopefully I get Geomancy to go with Searing Shot, Steam Eruption and Dragon Rush and burn everything to the ground.
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>>32272099
Edgy
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>>32271878
Galvantula
Free energy and hammocks, sign me up
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>>32272099
You will get growl and be happy with it. Also wouldn't learning those moves more or less require you to nearly die from them?
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O-Oh. Um, shit. I live near very many birds
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>>32271878
>Drifblim
Cool, that means that I can fly and pass through walls
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>>32271878
I would swallow sludge to transform myself.
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All I can do is poison things, alola snackbar, and cast lethal or crippling curses upon my death.
Forget Electrode, fucking Weezing would be ISIS's favorite.
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Nuzleaf. I can bide and uh...
I have no idea what this thing learns. But at least i get to star in a webcomic and then die i guess
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Great!
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I HAVE THE POWER OF ALL THE LOLI !
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>>32271878
>Yveltal
To quote one of my favorite modern movies: "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!"
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>Goomy
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>>32271878
>Floatzel
Olympic swimmer isn't a bad career choice
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>>32271878
>fraxure
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>>32271878
>Vanillish
mmm. idk, freeze the whole town?
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>Komala
Lots of yawning.
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>Pawniard
IT'S MORPHIN' TIME
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well, I'm set
unless any of you guys/girls are fairy type
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>>32271878
>Lapras
>Get fat and sing
>Chill out while everyone's asleep
>Everyone wants to ride me
>Original cute tankmon
I'm okay with this
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>Honchkrow
m'lady
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>>32271878
I'm okay with this. Dunno what I do with it though.
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I'm alright with this.
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>>32271878
Nice
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e d g y
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