>you go to your room >Take off your clothes >lock your

have a heart attack and die
let not-Iris be sued for lotsa money
do nothing with money because dead

>take clothes off
>then lock door
What?

Wonder why I took off my clothes before locking the door or even taking a cursory look around to see a person in the room.

Those are some ill-fitting armsocks there. You'd think they'd at least pull them taut without any huge wrinkles before a photoshoot.

>>32267746
>>32267754
>everybody dance the dinosaur

>>32267746
Wonder why my room looks like a conference/panel room.

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>>32267746
Realize that I walked into the wrong room.

>you go to your room
>Take off your clothes
>lock your door and see this

>>32268292
ignore it because no man in iris costume

let out a warcry and charge at it half naked, Mcdonalds happy meal in hand, ready for use as my weapon.

>>32267746
>your room
What, you live with your parents?
Get a job and get your own house.

Unlock my door, leave the room, lock the door, call the police

>>32267746
>put clothes back on
>launch self through roof into the stratosphere

>>32267746
Id move half way across the country