So, hey, /vp/, which Pokemon would you want to become? Y'know,

Emolga.

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>>32203322
The absolute strongest of course

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I already am. Pic related, literally me.

>>32203322

Porygon-Z. No need to sleep, eat, still have emotions, and can be in a computer. Ultimate NEET lifestyle.

Arceus.

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>>32203322
Original foxytime. Nice double dubs.

Ditto

>>32203382
>>32203757
One of these or Porygon2.

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>>32203322
>cute and pretty
>strong enough to protect self
>able to breath life everywhere so area is always pleasant
>can be one of two forms to fit feelings/situations
>able to fly in sky forme
>trap

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>>32203859
Me too anon.

>>32203382
Wouldn't Porygon-2 be a better choice, since you wouldn't be all bugged up?

>>32206816
Either one works. Just depends on which appearance you prefer

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>not wanting to become a deity

>>32206829
Too much responsibility. Don't want Arceus bugging me about random shit.

>>32206911
>implying you actually have to do anything as a Tapu
Nigga I'll just send the Kahuna to do all that shit. Besides, the Tapus seem rather autonomous in general.

gardevoir


Before you tear me to shreds,

>levitation
>teleportation
>psychokinesis
>future sight
>create black holes
>still be human enough to do human things
>make some sad pokefucker's dreams come true for a hefty cost

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>>32206829
>Not wanting to be every diety and a cute girl
How can such shit taste exist?

>>32207093
>ditto
Why not mew?

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>>32203358
MAGA

>>32207161
Because it's been a general canon concept that Ditto is better at shapeshifting than Mew, even though they both learn Transform.

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a whimsicott

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>>32203322
Furret.

The real question though: mystery dungeon universe or stranded?

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>>32203322
Claydol
>Massive so I'll intimidate the weak
>Odd looking to scare off the normies
>Cosmic Power to become one with the stars
>No pokeball can contain this kind of girth
>Only the educated will realize I'm trash
>Can finally achieve my dream of pretending to be one of the angels from Evangelion
>If by the off chance I do get taken down I had nothing to live for anyway
Not a single day goes by where I don't wish to be a giant doll monster that floats around like a giant air balloon as people run in horror as if I were Mothra or anything threatening, run normies run

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>>32209295
They both have their pros and cons. It'd be hard to break it down, even with a lot of thought into it.

Beheeyem
>psychic so telepathy
>can fly
>human like
>can wipe memories
>based alien

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>>32209295
Mystery dungeon of course, I rather not have to worry about some 8 year old kid who's parents bought him a master ball and knowing my luck he could miss the throw completely only to have it bounce off a tree limb, hitting me square in the face.

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Did we really need not 1 (one), but 2 (two) "subtle" transformation fetish threads?
>>32203787

>>32211570
Did you really have to point this out? Why didn't you tell the pokemon in the newer thread. Telling the older thread we don't need any more is beyond newfag.

>>32209383
>wanting to be a flying circus ride