ITT: pitch me your original ideas for me to craft a Pokémon

>>32192828
If we got a live action film I'd prefer new characters, following a new story.

the life of a pokemon breeder
picture this
man wakes up
brushes teeth, drinks coffee
spits out the window
heads out the door into the barn next door
so many pokemon in the barn
theyre all fuckin
tied to machines so they cant stop fuckin
the man inspects each pokemon, many are pregnant
the most fertilized ones are what hes after
sees a fat persian ready to pop a baby out
reaches right up its ass and yanks the baby out in one smooth motion
kisses the baby on the lips, softly, passionately
christens it (the names dont matter you can come up with your own)
puts it in a big tub, continues
tubs full of babies
carries the tub full of crying baby pokemon down to the river, sets it gently on the water, gives it a little shove
the makeshift boat travels through every region, collecting gym badges and battling evil teams along the way
finally they reach the end of the river
the world is flat (big plot twist), river runs off edge of the earth
looking below they can see it
a giant gaping mouth
its red and pikachu, ready for one final showdown
sequel hook

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>>32192836
I made this to help decide for original human characters. Pokémon can also be suggested with personalities or names (human traits make it funnier/interesting).

>>32192878
You thought about this, haven't you? This will be considered for a scene.

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This film can be rated PG to R.

So... how is everyone's Monday night going?

>>32193044
Darn it, it's Tuesday. Sorry!

>>32192920
no i thought it up as i was typing it and honestly kind of regret it
it's very hard to read and incredibly juvenile, i really don't know why i thought it was funny at the time
perhaps i just need some sleep

>>32193167
Don't worry, anon. I can find a way to use it as a short scene. Maybe cut out a few parts, but I think it's alright.

If this thread dies, I will return once my movie is complete. That date might be September of 2017, so keep your eyes peeled.