Let's make up some Pokédex entries. I'll start.

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>Wild Fennekin will gather once a month to howl at the moon. The noise is so loud that anyone nearby dies.

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Hoopa can transport objects, people and Pokémon through dimensions. It especially loves transporting Indian elephants.

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Incineroar is not an actual Pokemon, it is actually a man in a fursuit pretending to be a Pokemon. It disguises itself so it can lure little boys and fuck them in the ass.

>>32182254
Not sure why, but I'm in public and reading this, I'm having to stifle laughter.

>>32182275
Look out! Behind you! An Incineroar is closing in!

>>32182181
>Hoopa can transport anything through dimensions by using its rings. Sometimes, an unusual Donphan is spotted near one.

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>Decides-who-dies is a brooding, isolationist pokemon. He sports a hood-like structure which conceals his identity for when he is stalking women who rejected him.

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Pyukumuku crawl out of the sea and stay in one spot on the beach, not even moving for food. Two youngsters can be seen messing with one every day.

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>Excited by its newfound flight capability, Salamence experiences an intense adrenaline rush that causes it to act aggressively.

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>Due to its incredibly unmemorable appearance, Lumineon will voyage to the seas of far-off regions in hopes that someone will finally appreciate it.

>>32183229
Kek

>>32183229
These guys are actually okay in showdown randoms, and I appreciate their work.

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>Infernape's English name is a mistranslation. It is in fact, a monkey.