How would anyone spirit themselves away to the pokemon universe

>>32171102
What?

S-Should we tell him, guys?

>>32171102
You must first master the arts of tulpamancy and lucid dreaming, achieve a level of delusion that will allow you to reach the desired world of your choice, just be careful to not fuck up the amount and end up in Gensokyo or Equestria

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>>32171102
you can always just kill yourself

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>>32171102
It's easy, follow me!

>>32171136
Yes tell me I'm am worthy

sorry, OP i would but it'd come with much more power that you could use for destruction.

>>32171102
Killing yourself won't work, you will just have a shittier time in the next life. To come back with a better one you have to do good in this one. Give yourself to others, do not be selfish or vain. The good you've done must outweigh the negative.

A fantasy world would be several steps above this one, so you will need to go through a few more lives before reaching it. Good luck.

>>32171102
Holy fuck someone screencap this epic autism thread

>>32171102
first step is killing yourselt, i'll tell you after you're dead.

>>32171404
I'm not planning to killing myself though

>>32171412
There's no point in screen capping the entirety of /vp/ is nothing but autism. Any how if you're not going to me move along

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>How would anyone spirit themselves away to the pokemon universe after they die
wat